1、今天是三好學生,好睏,好餓,好想你。
Today is three good students, very sleepy, hungry, miss you.
2、枯藤老樹昏鴉,我和肖戰回家。
Withered vines, old trees, ravens. Xiao Zhan and I went home.
3、平凡至極,但是可愛平凡。
Ordinary to the extreme, but lovely is ordinary.
4、美女不自我介紹,比如我。
Beautiful women don't introduce themselves, like me.
5、你不起,我不起,我們遲早在一起。
You don't get up, I don't get up, we'll be together sooner or later.
6、靚仔千千萬,不行咱就換。
There are thousands of beautiful people. If he can't, we'll change him.
7、此簡介僅供參考,具體以實物為準。
This brief introduction is for reference only, and the actual object shall prevail.
8、日有所吃,夜有所胖。
Eat in the day, fat in the night.
9、眼見為食,吃不由己。
Seeing is food, eating is not your own.
10、小豬小豬胖嘟嘟,吃完就睡呼嚕嚕。
Piggy, piggy, chubby, sleepy after eating, snoring.
11、呆頭呆腦,很不好搞。
Stupid. It's not easy.
12、不聽話的豬,看不到日出。
The unruly pig can't see the sunrise.
13、泡麵加蛋,煩惱滾蛋。
Instant noodles and eggs, trouble out.
14、尼姑本姑,頭髮禿禿。
The nun's hair is bald.
15、青春不常在,抓緊談戀愛。
Youth is not always here, so we should fall in love.
16、想找志同道合的朋友,請問你是美女嗎?
Looking for like-minded friends, are you a beauty?
17、小臉胖胖,生活旺旺。
Fat face, prosperous life.
18、一百多斤的有趣靈魂。
More than 50kg of interesting soul.
19、個人豐富,無法簡介。
Personal richness, unable to introduce.
20、如你所見,是個美女。
As you can see, it's a beautiful woman.
21、資深網絡表情包傳播者。
Senior communicator of network expression package.
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