2016年歐洲杯決賽，葡萄牙隊加時賽1-0擊敗東道主法國，C羅上半場左膝受傷退賽，為葡萄牙打進位勝球的是替補中鋒埃德爾。葡萄牙捧得歐洲杯冠軍，這也是該隊歷史首座國際大賽冠軍。
下面，就一起來看看歪果仁是怎樣調侃這次歐洲杯決賽的。
[–]【Arsenal】cptsteve21 446 points 10 hours ago
Griezmann to score a hat trick and Kos and Giroud put an arsenal shirt on him and then I wake up from my dreams to see Portugal win on penalties
格裡茲曼帽子戲法，K6和吉魯給他強行套上阿森納球衣，猛然醒來，發現葡萄牙點球贏了
[–]【Portugal】fromtheport_ 48 points 10 hours ago*
And koscielny and giroud sign for the spurs
然後K6和吉魯轉會去了熱刺
[–]【Croatia】LIGHTCATTY 259 points 11 hours ago
Portugal to win with a last minute wrongly given penalty, scored by Ronaldo, who runs off and celebrates by himself.
水果牙壓哨爭議點球，C羅絕殺，然後千裡走單騎瘋狂慶祝。
[–]【Portugal】raiju14 217 points 11 hours ago
Ronaldo takes his shirt and flexes his muscles so hard that he gets a cramp and is carried to the hospital missing the title celebrations
C羅怒脫球衣狂炫肌肉，結果用力過猛進醫院錯過奪冠慶典
[–]Dirtychorizo 132 points 7 hours ago
Takes off his shirt, revealing a fresh tattoo of messi crying after missing his penalty in the copa final
C羅脫掉球衣，露出新紋身，是個梅西美洲杯失點淚奔的圖案
[–]【Pumas】Man0nTheMoon915 550 points 5 hours ago
Pepe just puked from exhaustion
佩佩都給累吐了
[–]【Germany】Bohzee 107 points 5 hours ago
I got the idea that he maybe swallowed a moth?
難道不是因為他不小心吞了只蛾子？（譯註：比賽當晚法蘭西大球場內有大量飛蛾）
[–]【Manchester United】envague 4024 points 6 hours ago
Incredible. Ronaldo wins the Euro trophy in his first game as Portugal's manager.
神奇！C羅出任葡萄牙主帥收場即率隊奪得歐洲杯。
[–]【Bristol Rovers】LevitatingCheesecake 346 points 6 hours ago
He did the Fergie wrist tap and everything
他連爵爺招牌動作都拿出來了
[–]【Manchester United】H-E-I-S-E-N-B-E-R-G 148 points 5 hours ago
Ronaldo time
大爺時間
[–]【Preston North End】frazykilo 989 points 6 hours ago
That man is gonna become a manager So much passion
這貨以後當主帥肯定是豪放派的
[–]Rooonaldooo99 681 points 6 hours ago
Female attendance at record high.
女球迷上座率創歷史紀錄。
[–]【Liverpool】SimplifyEUW 518 points 5 hours ago
Male too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
基佬也一樣 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[–]【Feyenoord】rotzooi 444 points 5 hours ago
I have no special love for him, but I did love when he just walked into France's box to "co-manage" his team, and absolutely no-one said anything about it. "It's Ronaldo, he doesn't understand what this stripey line means, let him be."
對C羅無感，倒是他不小心走到法國的教練區「指揮」球隊的時候，真是很有愛，也沒人去責怪他什麼。「畢竟是C羅，他不知道地上的線都是什麼意思，隨他高興唄。」
[–]Bahbushkah 108 points 5 hours ago
To be fair, Didier Deschamps was yelling "REF" repeatedly while pointing at Ronaldo if you were watching closely
說實話，要是你有認真看的話，德尚一直在跟裁判抱怨
[–]【Arsenal】Lews-Therin-Telamon 430 points 5 hours ago
He was probably wondering why someone had painted France's techical area in Ronaldo's personal walking area.
他估計納悶為啥把法國的技術區劃在C羅後院裡了。
[–]【Real Madrid】this-username 82 points 6 hours ago
i need a pic or gif of the one of him next to Santos in the last couple of minutes, so incredible
求一張C羅最後幾分鐘站在主帥桑託斯邊上的圖，太屌了
[–]【Mexico】In_Panopticon 575 points 5 hours ago
here u go bud
拿去不謝
[–]【Real Madrid】RainmakerF7 155 points 6 hours ago
he is going to win Ballon d'or and the best manager at the same time.
今年C羅要成金球獎和最佳教練雙料得主了。
[–]【Barcelona】rowerine 87 points 6 hours ago
Hes guaranteed to win it,he could stay injured the rest of the year and still win it, I dont see anyone challenging him this year in terms of achievements.
C羅已經欽-定了，就算他傷缺今年餘下所有比賽，應該也沒人能挑戰他今年取得的成就。
[–]【Watford】JuventusX 293 points 6 hours ago
Eder
埃德爾
[–]【Bayern München】ChuckEJesus 1237 points 6 hours ago
Rui Patricio MOTM
帕特裡西奧全場最佳
[–]【Juventus】Homer_Hatake 650 points 6 hours ago
Moth of the match?
全場最佳么蛾子？
[–]【Republic of Ireland】PhilipMcNally 427 points 6 hours ago
You are visited by the Moth of European Dreams
蛾仙子來幫你實現夢想了
[–]【United States】LEGEN--wait_for_it 610 points 6 hours ago
Ronaldo crying like Eder just gave birth to his first-born son.
C羅哭得像埃德爾剛給他生了孩子一樣。
[–]redbull123 237 points 6 hours ago
The night is still young
夜太美，儘管再危險，總有人紅著眼眶叫著爹（譯註：原文是麻辣雞的一首歌，翻譯中是蕭敬騰歌《王妃》）
[–]【Real Madrid】ItsSugar 2069 points 6 hours ago
I AM BECOME GREECE, DESTROYER OF HOSTS
我成為了希臘，專日東道主
[–]【Portugal】guto8797 556 points 6 hours ago
THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED.
IT BELONGS TO FRANCE NOW
詛咒終於破了。現在全在你法這邊了（譯註：2004年葡萄牙歐洲杯，本土作戰的葡萄牙決賽被希臘擊敗）
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】ElGatoGuapo 313 points 6 hours ago
France confirmed EURO 2028 Champions
官方：2028年歐洲杯冠軍已內定法國
[–]【Atlanta United FC】lebkong 1080 points 6 hours ago
Eder has done for Ronaldo what Higuain couldnt do for Messi. What a time to be alive.
伊瓜因給不了梅西的，埃德爾給了C羅。這個偉大的時代。
[–]【Juventus】AndreasV8 706 points 6 hours ago
If you can't beat Greece then become them.
贏不了希臘，那就變成希臘。（譯註：2004年歐洲杯希臘靠著防守為主的打法擊敗葡萄牙奪冠）
[–]【England】twersx 334 points 6 hours ago
Every 12 years isn't it? Greece 2004, Denmark 1992.
Iceland 2028, calling it now.
12年一輪迴，你跟我玩這個？2004年希臘，1992年丹麥。
2028年冰島，就這樣了。
[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】sickgrof 598 points 6 hours ago
Nah, Iceland will be a European power by 2028. If you're looking for a team that has no chance of being a favorite to pick as a real underdog, look no further than England.
不不不，2028年冰島已經是歐陸豪強了。要是你要選一支黑馬的話，我強推英格蘭。
[–]【Germany】Reddits-Reckoning 2066 points 6 hours ago
PORTUGAL HAVE DRAWN EURO 2016
2016年葡萄牙都是平局，向盡平同志學習
[–]【Chelsea】Enderman777 802 points 6 hours ago
PORTUGAL FUCKING GREECED IT
葡萄牙堅持改革不開放，最終奪冠
[–]【United States】cowboysfan88 215 points 6 hours ago
Pretty incredible tbh. Only one win but they win the whole thing
講真挺神奇的。90分鐘就贏了一場，最後成了大贏家
[–]【Newcastle United】readytoascend 203 points 6 hours ago
3 points in the group stages! Any other year they'd have gone home in disgrace.
小組賽就拿了3分！隨便換哪一年都是恥辱出局。
[–]sandersteez 152 points 6 hours ago
Did I really just see Pepe puke from happines?
我剛才真是看到佩佩有喜了然後吐了嗎？
[–]【Turkey】BrokenStool 141 points 6 hours ago
Not happiness but running for 120 minutes may do that to a man
不是有喜了，是跑120分鐘跑得都快流產了
[–]【Manchester United】eightpackflabs 862 points 6 hours ago
This was a brilliant day for memes.
Moth on Ronaldo.
A rare Pepe.
Eder scores.
France beaten in their hometown.
Portugal "avenge" the Greece defeat.
Ronaldo now has a major trophy with his national team. Messi doesn't.
Thanks for the memes, Portugal.
今天真是全都是梗啊。
C羅的么蛾子。
稀有佩佩。
埃德爾進球。
法國主場失冠軍。
葡萄牙「復仇」。
C羅國家隊拿到大賽冠軍。梅西還沒有
感謝水果牙。
[–]【Santos Laguna】Doctor_Bubbles 366 points 6 hours ago*
Major tournament finals w/ national team this decade :
Messi => 360 minutes => 0 trophies.
R cdth=> 15 minutes => 1 trophy
I don't know much about math, or numbers for that matter, but I think it's safe to say Cristiano >> Leo.
過去10年國家隊大賽決賽成績：
梅西 => 360分鐘 => 0冠。
C羅 => 15分鐘 => 1冠
不太懂數學，也不是很懂數據，但我覺得這個結論應該沒錯，C羅 >> 梅西。
[–]【United States】Nudes_Are_Food 1116 points 6 hours ago
I'VE BEEN A PORTUGAL FAN FOR 97 MINUTES AND WE DESERVE THIS AFTER 2004
97分鐘葡萄牙骨灰級球迷表示，經歷了2004年的痛苦之後，我們理應奪冠
[–]【Brazil】mechanical_fan 293 points 6 hours ago
I am.not portuguese but my great great great great great great great grandfather came from Portugal to Brazil 400 years ago so it also counts!
我也是。並不是葡萄牙人，但是我的曾曾曾曾曾曾曾祖父400年前從葡萄牙來到巴西，所以我也算是葡萄牙球迷！
[–]【Boca Juniors】TheSkyIsMyCeiling 1076 points 6 hours ago*
Ronaldo died for this.
My grandpa was Portuguese and my mother is crying. Loving this :^)
C羅獻祭成功了。
我外公是葡萄牙人，我媽已經哭了。好有愛 :^)
[–]【Arsenal】Jayveesac 646 points 6 hours ago
Ronaldo 1998 - he lost to France in Stade de France
Ronaldo 2016 - he avenges the loss to France in Stade de France
This revenge game has been 18 years in the making...
羅納爾多 1998 - 在法蘭西大球場不敵法國
2016 羅納爾多 - 在法蘭西大球場復仇
18年後羅納爾多又是一條好漢……
[–]【Poland】ProblemY 467 points 6 hours ago
Wait a second...
等等，總覺得有哪裡不對……
[–]uselessandrubbish 272 points 6 hours ago
I can't believe Ronaldo's been at the top level for so long
太屌了，羅納爾多這狀態保持的是有多好
[–]【Germany】Weberameise 185 points 6 hours ago
Spain was infectious...
Spain vs Italy --> Spain lost
Italy vs Germany --> Italy lost
Germany vs France --> Germany lost
France vs Portugal --> France lost
這支西班牙有毒……
西班牙 vs 義大利 --> 西班牙輸
義大利 vs 德國 --> 義大利輸
德國 vs 法國 --> 德國輸
法國 vs 葡萄牙 --> 法國輸
[–]yessirwhateva 292 points 7 hours ago
Martial would have had some fun against a tired Portugal defence, too.
對上疲憊的葡萄牙防線，馬夏爾本來可以翻江倒海的。
[–]【Peru】Dasperuvian 212 points 7 hours ago
He should have put him on instead of gignac
應該上馬夏爾而不是希尼亞克吧
[–]【Stoke City】SmilinSphere 210 points 7 hours ago
Won one match in 90 minutes and are champions, what a tournament
90分鐘內就贏了一場竟然奪冠了，什麼鬼比賽
[–]【Iceland】Loganwolverine 103 points 7 hours ago
Only team who never lost!
唯一不敗球隊好嗎！
ON： 埃德爾加時賽破門，葡萄牙1-0領先
[–]【Real Madrid】AoxPrime 401 points 8 hours ago
Ronaldo: 1st game as a coach, 1 trophy. Good game
C羅：執教首戰，1冠軍。666
[–]【Manchester City】codespyder 30 points 5 hours ago
Take that, Zidane
禿子你學著點兒
[–]【Liverpool】DudeDude2020 1147 points 8 hours ago
/r/eder
是時候開埃德爾專區了
[–]【Real Madrid】FabioRodriquez 1269 points 9 hours ago
Holy fuck LOL
first he framed a French player for a hand ball and then gets a goal...
What's going on here!!
天了嚕哈哈哈
先是坑了法國球員一個手球，然後又是世界波……
藥丸啊！！
[–]wooals 389 points 8 hours ago
And even before that he jumped on top of Matuidi who was then given a yellow card for standing there.
之前他還直接騎到馬圖伊迪身上，然後馬退敵因為站著吃了黃牌。
[–]【Real Madrid】FabioRodriquez 221 points 8 hours ago
I'm starting to become a slight believer in r/Eder now...
我開始覺得埃德爾神教還是有點道理的……
[–]【Richmond Kickers】yourfriendkyle 169 points 8 hours ago
If Kols didn't have that yellow he could have taken Eder down
要是K6之前沒拿黃牌，這球他大可以上去放到埃德爾
[–]【Arsenal】Jayveesac 1713 points 9 hours ago
THE HAND OF EDER
埃神之手