車閘壞了...趕緊用臉啊！
最開始我不喜歡廣場舞，後來有了妹子，我怎麼不討厭廣場舞了呢
這麼幹淨清純的妹子，為什麼我們公司沒有一個
大叔：不接這樁生意恐怕晚飯沒著落，接了這個生意有點費腰啊
你們不是喜歡胖胖的女朋友嗎，這下滿意了吧
哪位大神知道在做什麼，我真的好想知道好吃不
收房租的日子太無味了，誰能給我找一個其他的工作
糖：做夢也沒有想到，我能賣到這個價錢
一直以來我都以為，餃子皮都是擀出來的
什麼你們的女朋友，到我手機就是我媳婦
驢：想不到讓我下崗的竟是一輛摩託車
怎麼樣？穩不穩？還有誰？
he day that you see me ldand I am already not， have patience and try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
Remember when I had to chase you with thousand excuses I invented， in order that you wanted to
that you wanted to