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畢業於攝影系卻成為了律師的美國人Dave Engledow拍攝了一組標題為「世界上最好的爸爸」幽默系列，照片把他描繪成一個心煩意亂的，不稱職的父親，缺乏基本的生活技能，讓他的女兒進入各種惡作劇。除了巧妙地布置場景，盡力引出女兒的搞怪表情，Dave Engledow在這組作品的後期製作上採用了HDR，讓圖像有了3D的效果，人物表情和動作都為生動立體。Dave Engledow也成功塑造了一個有時候賣萌有時候手忙腳亂，讓人又氣又覺得可愛的超級奶爸形象。真心的太有愛了，而且照片裡的寶寶儘管才兩歲，但是會幹許多家務了洗盤子、拖地、烤麵包、烙餅子還有給園子鋤草，真心的太厲害了。當爹的必看。
爸爸，你把我放鍋裡洗澡就算了，你還喝我的洗澡水？好喝嗎？
Cooking up trouble
走神的爸爸，太可怕了
Distracted
爸爸，我們家沒有平衡木？
Learning ballet together in pink tutus
我是勤勞的小蜜蜂，熨衣服？Easy
Hard at work: Little Alice Bee attempts to master ironing as dad reads the sports pages
力量訓練，我是大力士， 扳手勁，爸爸都不是我的對手
Toddler power! Alice Bee beats her doting dad in an arm-wrestling match
媽媽說不要玩火
Little fire starter: Alice chews on a fireworks box holding a lit match to celebrate July 4
手指頭切掉了
Fancy a slice? Poor Mr Engledow loses a finger after allowing Alice to cut the pizza
我不但負責烙餅子，還要配合爸爸玩雜技，雖然我玩得很開心，但還是想說一句，我怎麼攤上了這樣一個爹，只能笑看人生了
Flipping good fun! Alice Bee makes her father pancakes for his breakfast in bed
爸爸，我要睡覺啊，你別給我念吸血鬼了
Scary stuff: Clearly Alice Bee doesn't think much of the Twilight saga as a bedtime story
好可憐，這麼大的吸塵器，我就弄髒了一小塊而已啊
You missed a bit! Apparently if Alice makes a mess, she must learn to clean it up herself
這是我們家自製的雲霄飛車
Life in the fast lane: Alice gets a thrilling ride on the roof of the car as dad drives to work
爸爸，你知不是道什麼叫「天上的一天就是地上的一年」
Busy Bee: Multiple Alices cause havoc in the kitchen while Mr Engledow's back is turned
我是勤勞可愛的小清潔工，爸爸，那個「世界上最好的爸爸杯」是你自己花錢買的吧，
Squeaky clean: Mr Engledow instructs Alice on how to keep the World's Best Father mug in top condition
爸爸，我沒有鬍子，只能給你服務了
Splashing around: Alice goes for a nautical look to help her dad shave.
爸爸，你到底是要給我洗澡還是給你自己洗？
The washing machine doubles as a baby bathtub in the Engledow household
早餐不能自理的一家四口
Cereal drama: Breakfast time appears to be a messy business for Alice and her dad
我真的已經不想再說什麼了
A stitch in time: Mr Engledow proves he can cut it when accidents happen...
爸爸，我真的不想鄙視你
...but while the simpler tasks elude him, Alice Bee is a dab hand
你們要看了我家廚房才知道，我爸爸真的一無所長，還有，我媽媽第一次出鏡，竟然抱著香檳，而且那還是我和爸爸的比賽彩頭
Nice wheels: There is a rare glimpse of Jen Engledow swigging from a Champagne bottle as father and daughter attempt to race each other around the kitchen island
你們知道中國有句話叫「一木頂千斤」，我真的厲害得太多
Household chores: Alice proves a handy footstool
你們有沒有看過一個衝便器的廣告，就是所有東西都可以衝走的那個，我很想試試，於是決定趁爸爸脫光了的時候
But if left unsupervised in the bathroom, she is likely to drop everything in the toilet
哈哈哈哈，這是我烤的麵包，爸爸，你有立場嫌棄麼
Life of the upper crust: Mr Engledow is not impressed by Alice Bee's burnt toast
我們是一對可愛的小兔子，喜歡吃巧克力的兔子
Cheers Big Ears! Father and daughter enjoy some chocolate treats from the Easter Bunny
來喝，以牛奶代酒，我幹了，你隨意
Hanging out together: An upside-down Alice drinks from her bottle as dad reaches for a beer
對於做家務這件事，我真的是全球孩子的榜樣，儘管我才兩歲，但是我的零花錢都是熨衣服、洗盤子、拖地還有更重磅的，給園子做美容
Starting young... Alice earns her pocket money by mowing the lawn - no matter that she is just two
看倫敦奧運會把我爸爸徹底看瘋了，她據讓讓我做舉重練習，好參加下一屆奧運會，爸爸，你知道中國的體操隊因為年齡引起的爭議這件事麼？我比她們還要小。
Heavy lifting: Perhaps inspired by the London games, Mr Engledow puts Alice in training for the next Olympics
我爸爸不僅不稱職，還很霸道，
Down time: Alice is on standby as Mr Engledow puts his feet up
啊啊啊啊啊！那是什麼，我的杯子麼？我啥時候吃進肚子裡的
So THAT'S where my cup went! Apparently Alice will put anything in her mouth
我，我該說點什麼？這點事情都幹不好，我真的不知道你這些年怎麼混的
Not so smoothie: Mr Engledow's attempt to get Alice to eat fruit fails when he tried to blend it
新年快樂，我保證我明年也能用高腳酒杯了，你不要神氣
Happy new year! It's bubbles all round for the creative dad-daughter duo
過節日另一層意思，我爸爸都以為他今天休假，不管我臉上多髒，他也不會管我
Holiday spirit: A glimpse of Christmas chez Engledow
爸爸，我最後說一次，不要再搶我的晚餐，真的太過分了
Table for two: Alice pulls a face when her dad tries to share his dinner
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