近日,Buzzfeed在網上發起了一項「2016最失敗的人」投票,羅列了今年各大領域的「失敗者」,讓我們看看這些「最強loser」都有哪些人——
Nothing went the way it was supposed to for Hillary Clinton in 2016. Bernie Sanders sapped her momentum in the primaries, leading to a drawn-out battle and an ugly convention. She was forever hounded by her decision to use a private email server as secretary of state — something that the FBI brought up again in the final, crucial stage of the election. Then, the odds-on favorite stunned political observers by losing the presidency to the man who she had warned would bring about the apocalypse. Oh yeah, she also caught pneumonia.Time to go for a long walk in the woods.
2016年度最強loser首當其衝就是希拉蕊了,誰敢與她爭鋒?從最開始被另一位民主黨候選人伯尼·桑德斯(Bernie Sanders)削弱勢頭,陷入冗長乏味的大會之戰,隨後的「郵件門」——在她做國務卿的時候使用私人伺服器——在大選最後的關鍵時刻,被FBI重啟調查,給了她致命一擊。「郵件門」這一醜聞,會伴隨希拉蕊一輩子了。最後,本來贏面很大的希拉蕊卻在大選中敗給了川普——她曾說會給世界帶來大災難的人。對了,她還被診斷出得了肺炎。希拉蕊是該去樹林裡好好走走散散心啦。
How do you come to terms with the fact that the man who is going to succeed you as president is the same guy who was the leading proponent of the conspiracy accusing you of being a secret foreigner, who accused you of founding ISIS , and who has vowed to undo your major political achievements? Smile and shake hands for the cameras!
歐巴馬無論如何都不曾想到,這個即將接替他成為總統的人曾是「歐巴馬陰謀論」的支持者。他不僅懷疑歐巴馬「神秘的外國人」身份,還指控歐巴馬成立了伊斯蘭國(IS),誓稱上臺後要取消一系列歐巴馬主推的政策。重點是,歐巴馬還不得不和他在鏡頭前握手言歡!
This whole impeachment scandal was so damn weird. Basically, it turned out South Korean President Park Geun-hye was a big loner whose only friend allegedly manipulated their relationship to make financial gains. Also, equestrian was involved somehow. Anyway, she became super unpopular and was impeached. Shame!
樸槿惠這一場「閨蜜門」聽起來無比荒誕,其被閨蜜利用她們的關係來謀取經濟利益,直接導致了她被彈劾,成為韓國史上「最不受歡迎的總統」。這位「嫁給韓國的女人」的政治生涯最後卻以如此醜聞草草收場。以及,馬術運動都無辜躺槍了欸!(看不懂的點這裡文科生不得不看的「送命題」——「閨蜜垂簾聽政」、現實版「海賊王」)好丟臉.
普特君比較想知道到底是樸大媽丟臉還是馬丟臉啊畢竟,作為馬,這樣無辜躺槍,也好心酸==
Step 1: Appease right-wing members of your party by agreeing to hold a referendum on membership to the European Union that no one expects to succeed.
Step 2: Don’t foresee that a populist movement will gain enough support to leap to a surprise victory.
Step 3: Plunge your country into turmoil.
Step 4: End your political career as an international laughing stock.
Step 5: FML.
第一步:為了緩和右翼關係,同意進行脫歐公投——這一場被認為「絕不會成功」的公投。
第二步:沒有預見平民主義者的運動會讓他們獲得足夠的支持,取得令人意想不到的成功。
第三步:讓整個英國陷入混亂。
第四步:倉促結束了自己的政治生涯,並成為了全世界的笑料。
第五步:Fu*k my like!
*註:FML是Fuck My Life的縮寫,是由外國一些搞笑的人自爆自己的囧事而開創的名詞。
Staying in South Korea, who can forget Samsung, once the country’s pride and joy, but now infamous for making phones that catch fire and which airlines won’t let you fly with. The Galaxy Note brand is now effectively dead and the fuck-up cost about $5 billion. Still, they pwned Apple in the Supreme Court, at least!!
說到韓國,誰能忘記今年的三星?這個曾是韓國驕傲的手機品牌,如今卻因接二連三的爆炸變得臭名昭著,各大航空公司也因此對其實施拒載。Galaxy Note這一系列也已名存實亡,由此帶來的損失達50億美元。但至少,三星曾經在最高法院和蘋果進行過持久的博弈。
There were two people filmed making lewd remarks in that infamous 2005 Access Hollywood tape. One went on to be elected president of the United States; the other was fired in disgrace from his promising career at the Today show.
這位就是曾和川普在2005年大開黃腔,被爆出來「抓*言論」的那位電臺主持人。而現在,這兩位當事人,一位當上了美國總統,另一位,則被無限期停職。(想了解更多,點這裡川普對女性出口成髒,他說過的「瘋話」可是一籮筐!)
His political career already in tatters because of past sexting controversies, Anthony Weiner’s 2016 sexting led to his wife leaving him, a child welfare investigation, an FBI investigation, and the potential downfall of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
安東尼·韋納,這位民主黨議員曾被視為黨內的政治新星,他之前的性醜聞本就使他的政治生涯搖搖欲墜了,然而,今年的這次性醜聞導致了他的妻子——希拉蕊的助理胡瑪·阿貝丁婚姻破裂,還使他陷入了兒童福利機構的調查,FBI的調查,也潛在地導致了希拉蕊競選活動的衰落。(想知道到底發生了什麼,點這裡文科生不得不看的「送命題」——「閨蜜垂簾聽政」、現實版「海賊王」)
One half of Hollywood’s most powerful couple had a worse year than the other. After Angelina Jolie filed to divorce him, Brad Pitt was investigated by child services for allegedly verbally and physically assaulting one of their kids. Also, he was in that movie Allied, which was not the best.
皮特和朱莉這對被稱為好萊塢最強大夫婦今年過得一個比一個糟。朱莉遞交材料申請離婚後,布拉德-皮特被兒童服務機構調查,被控訴用口頭和身體的方式攻擊他們其中一個孩子。此外,他主演的電影《間諜同盟》,票房口碑雙失利。
OK, where to begin with Johnny Depp? Remember he had to film that painfully awkward video to apologize to the Australian government for sneaking in his dogs while he was filming a movie there?
好吧,德普還真是讓人不知從何說起。還記得德普不得不拍攝一段尷尬的視頻向澳大利亞政府道歉嗎?他在澳大利亞拍電影時涉嫌和妻子私自攜帶寵物狗入境,被警告若不帶離,愛犬將被安樂死。
But then his wife, Amber Heard, filed for both divorce and a restraining order against him, alleging that he abused drugs and alcohol and was physically violent. (She later dropped the allegations and donated her divorce settlement to charity).
他的妻子艾梅柏·希爾德也在今年向他提出了離婚並對他申請了限制令,聲稱他酗酒、吸毒,並對她實施家庭暴力。(隨後她撤銷了指控,並把贍養費捐獻給了慈善機構)
After Depp altered his tattoo dedicated to Heard from 「SLIM」 to 「SCUM,」 Harry Potter fans then went nuts when Depp was announced as a cast member in the next Fantastic Beasts film. Yikes.
當德普把為艾梅伯所紋的身塗成一團黑(見下圖),變得越來越月半,並還要出演《神奇動物》下一部時,簡直被哈利波特粉噴成篩子。
看完之後,你們覺得這裡面誰是biggest loser,請投票。