Report: The Thunder would "very much like" to get rid of Carmelo Anthony
據報導，雷霆「非常想」擺脫掉卡梅羅-安東尼。
談到球隊下賽季的情況，雷霆總經理薩姆-普萊斯蒂表示：「威斯布魯克，保羅-喬治和史蒂文-亞當斯這三名球員都在自己生涯的巔峰歲月，能有潛在的可能留下這三人繼續戰鬥讓我們非常興奮。」
Sam Presti Thunder GM on Thunder next year: "「The opportunity to potentially have Westbrook, Paul George and Steven Adams, all three of those guys in their prime years, is extremely exciting for us.」"
推特連結：雷霆寫手Eric Horne報導>>https://twitter.com/ErikHorneOK/status/991712764719783936
"Presti on Melo: 「He has to decide if he wants to do another year of trying to be a stretch player... He’s being candid and honest. We have the same responsibility. We have to be candid and honest with him.」"
「關於安東尼，普萊斯蒂表示：『他得做出決定：下賽季是否願意繼續嘗試做一名空間型球員……他率真坦誠。我們（雷霆）也有著相同的責任。我們也必須對他直言不諱，坦誠相待。』」
[–]RaptorsThaNorth 9698 指標 10小時前
Report: Carmelo Anthony would "very much like" to get paid $28 million next season
據報導：卡梅羅-安東尼「非常想」得到下賽季2800萬美元的工資。
[–]NBAhigh_on_spongecakes 2599 指標 9小時前
me too thanks
網友「high_on_spongecakes」（吃海綿蛋糕吃嗨了）：我也非常想，謝謝。
[–]76ersTheCrookedKnight 1674 指標 9小時前
The Thunder would actually do better paying you the $28 million, because then they wouldn't have to figure out how to recruit free agents to a team that includes Carmelo Anthony.
說真的老哥，雷霆還真不如把2800萬美元砸到你身上，因為那樣的話，他們就不用考慮怎麼在隊裡還有安東尼這號人物的情況下去招募自由球員了。
[–]thehumangenius23 1130 指標 8小時前
But it'd be difficult to recruit guys when theyre paying $28 mil to a dude that's high on sponge cakes.
可是，要是雷霆把2800萬砸在吃海綿蛋糕吃嗨的老鐵身上，他們也很難招募到球員呀。
[–][BOS] Rajon Rondosfj11 485 指標 8小時前
Yeah, everyone would want the max because the spongecake dude got 28 mil
沒錯，那樣每個球員都會想要頂薪合同，因為連吃海綿蛋糕的老鐵都能拿到2800萬美元呢。
[–]NBAhigh_on_spongecakes 446 指標 8小時前
hey i can average more personal fouls per game than bron, KD, and Steph combined i ain't no basic bitch spongecake dude
網友「high_on_spongecakes」：別特麼瞎噴，我的場均個人犯規能比詹姆斯、杜蘭特和庫裡加起來的都多呢，老子雖然吃海綿蛋糕但肚子裡也是有貨的！
[–]KnicksFvckyourdreams 252 指標 8小時前
I know you're joking but a gif of you failing to catch literally anyone on the court to foul them would be hilarious.
我知道你在開玩笑，但是你想犯規卻滿場也追不到人的動圖一定會很搞笑吧。
[–]CelticsAWalker17 1654 指標 5小時前
"If you pick up your option, you're coming off of the bench." Just say it to him.
「要是你執行球員選項，你就要去打替補了。」就這麼跟甜瓜說。
[–]76ersthefreeman419 720 指標 5小時前
I think even Melo can swallow his pride for 28 million
我覺得哪怕是安東尼，2800萬放在面前，他也會吞下自己的驕傲啊。
[–]HauschkasFoot 1058 指標 4小時前
I would swallow Presti's cum for half that
哥能為了1400萬吞下普萊斯蒂的精液。
[–]scientifiction- 455 指標 4小時前
I actually would, now that I think about it.
哎？樓上這麼一說，我仔細這麼一想，這代價我還真願意承受！
[–]Renatus__ 113 指標 3小時前
For real, how disgusting would someone' dick have to be to not suck it for 14 million lol
講真格的，一個JB得噁心成什麼樣才能讓人為了1400萬都下不去嘴？
[–]MiserableKangaroo 227 指標 4小時前
yeah same here. specially since im mexican so 14 mill would be around 280 million pesos. which is a fucking lot here considering cost of living. i make 20k pesos a month and thats sort of high here. most people make 5-8k a month.
EDIT: fuck it, i would deep throat presti for less than that.
還有我還有我！特別是因為我是墨西哥人，所以1400萬美元差不多是2億8000萬比索，想想我們這兒過日子的開銷，這TM是個天文數字啊。我每個月掙2萬比索，在這兒還算挺高的。大部分人一個月拿5到8千比索。
編輯：QTMD吧，就算比這個數字少點，我也願意讓普萊斯蒂深喉。
[–]SeanJohnGaudronahan 155 指標 3小時前
Yup I would stroke the shaft cradle the balls and swallow the gravy for a quarter of that
沒錯。要是給我四分之一這個數，我會輕撫他的玉簫，搖動他的雙鈴，吞下他的精華。
[–]MavericksBrice-de-Venice 124 指標 3小時前
I think you meant for a quarter
四分之一？看你描述得這麼生動，我感覺你會為了兩毛五這麼做吧。
[–]Trail BlazersPanzerdrek 51 指標 3小時前
Pretty soon we are gonna find out half this sub would pay Sam Presti $100 to shoot his load down their throats.
照這個節奏下去，我們馬上就會發現整個話題區有一半JR願意倒貼100美元，品嘗普雷斯蒂的全部精華。
[–]alozada593 4413 指標 10小時前
Lmao, good luck
哈哈哈哈哈哈，祝雷霆好運吧。
[–]CelticsDONTW0RRIES 5015 指標 10小時前
I would "very much like" a threesome with Margot Robbie and Emily Ratajkowski
我也「非常想」和Margot Robbie還有Emily Ratajkowski玩3P。[譯註1]
[譯註1]：Margot Robbie，澳大利亞女演員，出演過《華爾街之狼》。
Emily Ratajkowski，英國超模，女演員，出演過《秘密特工》。
[–]RaptorsCamChanLax 2799 指標 10小時前
If you can convince just one of them, I think I might have an interesting compromise in mind.
如果你能說服他們其中隨便一個人，我想我腦子裡可能會蹦出一個有趣的折中方案（咱仨湊一撥吧）。
[–]Mavericksayc667 2063 指標 10小時前
I'm already 1/3 of the way to arranging that threesome
不就組這麼個三人組麼，我已經搞定三分之一了。
[–][SAS] Patrick MillsGGibbbz 793 指標 9小時前
Bro that's 33%. That's basically a done deal.
老哥那是33%。這基本就算搞定了啊。
[–]Mavericksayc667 2031 指標 9小時前
That's right around Melo's TS%
安東尼的真實命中率差不多就這麼高吧。
[–]76ersy_r_u_so_paranoid 3044 指標 10小時前
I would very much like to get rid of herpes too but sometimes it's not that easy
我也非常想擺脫性病的困擾啊，但是這沒那麼容易啊。
[–]kevinwilson16 167 指標 9小時前
Herpes always renews the player option.
性病總是自動更新球員選項。
[–]MavericksFederalBalance 834 指標 10小時前
Can't get herpes if you can't even get laid or kisses
(except for cold sores)
要是你都打不成泡也親不了嘴，你怎麼能得性病呢。
（除非你得的是感冒瘡）
[–]LakersLordBaldomero 1051 指標 10小時前
I keep telling this to people.
When your family/friends asks you where is your girlfriend ?
I'm like: I ain't gonna risk my health
我一直這麼告訴別人。
當你的家人或者朋友問你，誒，你女朋友呢？
我就這麼說：「我不會拿我的身體健康冒險。」
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 326 指標 10小時前
I respect that.
我牆都不扶就服你。
[–]CelticsZranza 2755 指標 9小時前
I'm sure teams are going to be lining up for a 33 year old player who can't shoot efficiently, can't play defense, and refuses to come off the bench.
我確信，球隊們一定都排著隊搶一名投射效率低下、防守不好還拒絕打替補的33歲老將呢。
[–]KnicksRustedWheel 1479 指標 9小時前
And he's making $28 million. And he's has a no trade clause.
而且這老將還領著2800萬美元的薪水。而且他還有交易否決權。
[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonhopsandhorns 901 指標 8小時前
The ultimate death card for the Thunder.
雷霆手裡的終極死亡卡。
[–][ATL] Pete Maravichwelchie98 2243 指標 10小時前
Nobody wants him, NOBODY
Especially after that snarky comment where he will absolutely refuse to come off the bench.
沒有球隊想要安東尼的，沒有！
特別是在他發表了自己完全拒絕出任替補的尖銳評論之後。
[–]Rockets BandwagonNBAYouTube 900 指標 10小時前
nobody WANTS him, but a tanking team could very well take him on - he'll come off the books next summer. idk if he's got a NTC though, and if he does who he'd be willing to waive it for
沒人想要他，但是擺爛的球隊倒真挺願意接盤的——明年夏天，他的合同就到期了。不過我不知道他有沒有交易否決權，如果他有，哪支球隊會讓他願意放棄否決權呢。
[–]Hawks0ok 833 指標 10小時前
A tanking team could pay me much less to play much worse.
擺爛隊不用給我那麼多錢，一點兒就行，我能打得比他爛多了。
[–]Rockets BandwagonNBAYouTube 569 指標 10小時前
youre not gonna sell tickets though. Melo at least has some name recognition
不過你又賣不出去球票。甜瓜至少在名氣上還是有一些認可度的。
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 571 指標 8小時前*
IF
Lebron leaves, because he might stay. Melo to CLE for Love might have some benefits for both sides (if CLE intends to "process"):
CLE can begin "processing" for picks and LBJ Jr. while developing Nets pick and other young talent. Maybe some sweeteners for the Melo trade too.
如果
詹姆斯離開騎士——之所以說「如果」是因為他有可能留下，用樂福換安東尼可能對騎士和雷霆雙方都有好處（如果騎士打算開啟76人那樣的「過程」）：
1. 騎士可以在開發籃網籤和其他青年才俊的同時，以選秀權和小詹姆斯為目標開啟「過程」。騎士可能也會在安東尼的這筆交易中收穫其他甜頭。
Melo can get paid and "be the man" jacking up 50 contested mid-range fade-aways like Kobe did in his final years as CLE tries to rack up L's. Doesn't have to come off the bench. The younger guys will probably respect him for his fame enough to let him do what he wants.
安東尼能得到大合同，同時成為球隊老大，強投50個中距離後仰跳投，就像科比最後幾年那樣。與此同時，騎士開心刷負場，而且甜瓜還不用去打替補。年輕球員可能會因為他的名望而給予他足夠的尊重，讓他隨心所欲，做他所想。
CLE basically gets discount Lebron. Less drama and demands than real Lebron, has a no trade clause like Lebron, also bananaboat bro, doesn't cost as much as LBJ yet isn't as great as LBJ, also around 6'8/250lb/early30s/top3draftpickof2003, and might still win you some games or put up a show to keep fans interested while CLE "processes".
騎士基本算是得到了一個低配版的詹姆斯。沒詹姆斯那麼多肥皂劇，沒詹姆斯那麼多對球隊的要求；和詹姆斯一樣有交易否決權；同樣是香蕉船兄弟的一員；薪水沒有詹姆斯那麼高，不過當然了也沒有詹姆斯那麼強；都是203公分的身高，113公斤的體重，30多歲的年紀，2003年選秀前三的順位；在騎士進行他們的「過程」的時候，可能還會幫球隊拿下一些比賽，或者發揮一場兩場來留住球迷對球隊的興趣。
OKC gets Love. Say what you will about him being fragile or at times not being able to play center (not his choice btw). But the dude can handle drama kings, professional as fuck and willing to do w/e is asked of him (3rdwheel,/2ndwheel/bang-down-low/play-center/etc), works well with ball dominant guys, and can knock down 3's. WB can really really use a guy like Love (fellow UCLA alum too). An added bonus is that Love seems ok will smaller markets and less tempted by the glittery lights of LA, so Magic Johnson can save himself some fine money.
雷霆得到樂福。樂福這球員吧，雖然說他有時候很玻璃，亞特打不了中鋒（順便說一下，這也不是他的選擇），但是他能妥善處理各種場外瑣事，非常的職業，無論你要求什麼，他都願意去做（做三當家、當二把手、低位肉搏、打中鋒，等等）；與佔有較多球權的隊友合作的不錯；還能投進3分。威斯布魯克真的可以和像樂福這樣的球員合作（他倆還是UCLA校友呢）。額外的好處是，樂福看起來並不介意在小球市打球，也沒那麼容易被洛杉磯的閃光燈所誘惑，所以魔術師詹森可以給自己省省罰款的錢啦。
Love gets to move to warmer pastures and still be on a possible contender instead left as a solo all-star on a "processing" team, with the left over team built around Lebron, and in cold ass Cleveland winters. With Adams around Love gets to go back to the 4 instead of getting banged up down low. And while WB is a stubborn hot-head on court, he is a 10000% bro with the guys in his locker room and won't try Lebron's regular season self-instigated drama-chaos testing-his-soldiers b.s.
樂福會來到一個更為暖和的環境，仍有機會成為冠軍的爭奪者，而不是留在「過程化」的騎士、作為隊中唯一的全明星球員和剩下的那些為詹姆斯引進的球員合作。更何況克利夫蘭的冬天凍死人。有亞當斯在身旁，樂福會回到四號位，而不是在低位肉搏。雖說威斯布魯克在場上性急魯莽，一點就著，但他在更衣室絕對會和大家打成一片，兄弟情深，而不會像詹姆斯在常規賽做那種破事兒，自己策動那些戲劇性的動亂來測試他的士兵們。
[–]CavaliersSpursOutForHarambe 268 指標 8小時前
I mean in OKC Love could go back to a true 4 alongside Adams.
If lebron is gone, I can't say I hate this.
騎士球迷：要是去了雷霆，由於亞當斯的存在，樂福可以回到4號位的老本行。
要是詹姆斯離開的話，這筆交易我是能接受的。
[–]klawhileonard 184 指標 8小時前
You better be getting some sweet ass picks to make people believe melo is a 「discount lebron」
層主， 你要是想讓騎士球迷相信安東尼是「低配版詹姆斯」，那雷霆最好是得送出一些動人的選秀權來。
[–]CelticsDavidElswick 350 指標 8小時前
OKC says yes in 0.000000001 seconds flat.
Love
1) is better than Melo
2) can space the floor
3) is friends with Russ
4) is better than Melo
雷霆在0.000000001秒內爽快地答應了。
樂福
1) 比安東尼要強；
2) 可以拉開空間；
3) 和威少是朋友；
4) 比安東尼要強。
[–]Rocketssammieman91 186 指標 8小時前
Yeah but the Cavs say fuck no before Presti can finish saying Anthony.
理兒是這個理兒，不過在普萊斯蒂說完安東尼這三個字前，騎士就會掛掉電話。
[–]malus545 301 指標 7小時前*
"We want to acquire love. We'll give you 5 draft picks and Carmelo"
"What did you say? You trailed off there at the end."
"I said 5 draft picks and" crumples paper into microphone
「我們想要樂福。我們會給你們5個選秀權還有安東尼。」
「你說什麼？你最後說的音兒太小沒聽清。」
「我說，5個選秀權，還有……」一邊說著一邊在話筒邊兒揉紙團，企圖蓋過最後這三個字矇混過關。
[–]LakersJayveesac 732 指標 9小時前
If OKC finds a team to dump Melo and his nuclear contract, Presti should be GM of the year. No questions asked
湖人球迷：要是雷霆能找到一支球隊接盤甜瓜和他的毒藥合同，普萊斯蒂應該當選年度最佳經理。不接受質疑。
[–]RaptorsThaNorth 282 指標 9小時前
He won't after how everyone saw him play this year.
大伙兒都看到了安東尼今年的表現了，普萊斯蒂玩兒不出花了。
[–][OKC] Steven AdamsGenSec 489 指標 9小時前
A tanking team would love that. They get the benefit of filling more seats as well.
雷霆球迷：擺爛的球隊會接盤的。而且球隊還能提高上座率，從中獲益。
[–]Sunsmurphstar 268 指標 9小時前
Unless you're New York or Denver, Melo isn't going get people to come out and watch.
安東尼可沒法招徠觀眾過來看球了，除非是去了紐約或者丹佛。
[–]Thunderline_6 350 指標 8小時前
Melo really screwed himself in the last week. If he had just kept his mouth shut for 3 days, he would've been "locker room guy Melo" and probably extended his value for another few years. The fact that he was by far the worst starter, then had a tantrum during a historic comeback, and then blasted the organization at EXIT INTERVIEWS?? I can't think of a team that would want this guy.
雷霆球迷：在過去的這周裡，安東尼真是把自己給搞臭了。要是他那三天閉嘴的話，他本會是「更衣室大哥安東尼」的形象，可能會讓他的價值再延續幾年。可現實呢？？他是目前球隊打得最差的首發球員，在系列賽第5戰的逆轉中和助教發了脾氣，然後在賽季總結會上批評球隊。我想不到能有什麼球隊會想要得到他。
Clay, just pay the money for a buyout and eat the tax. Don't let this circus go on for another year.
克萊頓（雷霆老闆），花錢買斷吃下奢侈稅吧。別讓這齣戲在下賽季繼續啦。
[–][POR] Brandon RoySilencedmike 1131 指標 10小時前
Thunder got played
開拓者球迷：雷霆被耍了啊。
[–][NYK] J.R. SmithIAm-What-IAm[S] 686 指標 10小時前
Y'all remember when teams like Portland were actually recruiting for Me7o to come play for them last summer?
你們還記不記得，去年夏天真的有球隊——像開拓者，在招募安東尼？
[–]76ersMarcheesio 763 指標 10小時前
Rockets too. Talk about dodging a bullet.
火箭也是。真是逃過一劫啊。
[–]ThunderChrowanWestbrook 911 指標 5小時前
I hate when media refers to Melo as part of a big 3, Adams is 10 times better than him
雷霆球迷：我討厭媒體把安東尼稱為三巨頭之一，亞當斯比他強10倍。
[–]Trail BlazersPDXbp 656 指標 5小時前
Sam trying to talk his way into getting that $28m back. Gonna be ugly in OKC next year with an angry Russ, angry Melo, and no PG.
普萊斯蒂在這忽悠呢，想把那2800萬撈回來。下賽季的雷霆估計會沒法直視吧，憤怒的威少，憤怒的甜瓜，喬治……沒他的事兒了。
[–]Rocketssammieman91 368 指標 5小時前
Melo won't be in OKC. They'll still be paying him, but he's going to be on a beach in Malibu.
安東尼不會在俄城了。雷霆還會支付他的薪水，但是他會在加州馬裡布的海灘上瀟灑。
[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 214 指標 4小時前
Same job as Luol Deng. Livin' the life.
跟洛爾-鄧的工作內容一樣嘛。享受生活。
[–][LAL] Magic JohnsonAvrproX17_Game 154 指標 4小時前
Imagine those two having a sleepover in a tent on the beach, giggling the shit out of themselves as they make prank phone calls to Magic and Sam Presti.
湖人球迷：想像一下，這倆人在海灘上的一個帳篷裡徹夜狂歡，一邊咯咯地笑，一邊給魔術師和普萊斯蒂打惡作劇電話。