你們知道為什麼暗戀的感覺是最好的嗎？因為暗戀從來不會失戀呀，那個人開心你跟著開心，那個人難過你也跟著難過一下下，只要每天能夠見到就是最好的事情啦！
Do you know why secret love feels best? Because secret love never brokenhearted ah, that person happy you follow happy, that person sad you also follow sad, as long as you can see every day is the best thing!
對於喜歡你的這件事情喲一直都憋在肚子裡沒有告訴過你，所以我的小肚子才會變得這麼大的。
I haven't told you about my love for you. That's why my belly is so big.
暗戀最讓人糾結就是明明在乎一個人在乎得要命，可是在對方的面前卻又總是習慣性地裝作無所謂的樣子。
Love is the most tangled is obviously care about a person care to death, but in front of each other but always habitually pretend to be indifferent.
暗戀有的時候就是怕自己喜歡表現得太明顯了，可是有的時候卻又怕自己表現得不夠明顯，怕對方看不見。
Sometimes, I'm afraid that I like too obvious, but sometimes, I'm afraid that I'm not obvious enough, and the other person can't see me.
暗戀一個有優秀的人，會不自覺地想讓自己也變得優秀起來，只有這樣，以後才有資格和優秀的他肩並肩地站在一起呀！
Love a person who has excellent, will unconsciously want to make yourself become excellent, only in this way, in the future can be qualified to stand side by side with excellent him!
我想這個世界上最稚嫩的暗戀就是經常去欺負一個自己喜歡的人，以此來引起她的注意！
I think the tenderest secret love in the world is often to bully a person you like, in order to get her attention!
在我的心中你就是那追光的少年，所以每一個光能夠照耀到的地方，都藏著我對你的喜歡呀！
In my heart you are the boy chasing the light, so every place where the light can shine, there is hidden my love for you!
我在你的家門口等你，等你出現的時候，卻又假裝剛好碰到你，其實你不知道為了等你，我每天都會提前很久在你門外徘徊。
I wait for you at your door. When you appear, I pretend to just meet you. In fact, you do not know that in order to wait for you, I will linger outside your door a long time in advance every day.
暗戀就是我可以假裝無所謂地跟別人談論你，可是其實心中早就已經天翻地覆了。
A secret love is when I can pretend to be indifferent and talk about you with others, but in fact my heart has already been turned upside down.
暗戀一個人的時候，總是會莫名期待相遇，可是卻又不敢鼓起勇氣看他的眼睛。
When you have a crush on someone, you are always looking forward to meeting him, but you dare not look into his eyes.
或許這個世界上最讓人覺得傻的感情就是暗戀了一個人了吧，那麼比暗戀一個人更傻的是什麼呢？那就是明明互相喜歡的兩個都在暗戀對方，可是卻誰都不願意先開口。
Maybe the stupidest feeling in the world is to fall in love with a person in secret. Then what's more stupid than falling in love with a person in secret? That is, obviously two people who like each other are in love with each other, but who are not willing to open their mouths first.
暗戀一個人的時候總是會想方設法地打扮自己，假如對方的目光在自己的身上停留了，那麼就能夠開心好幾天呢！
When you love someone secretly, you will always try every means to dress up yourself. If the eyes of the other party stay on you, then you can be happy for several days!
分享一些既沙雕又可愛的小句子，願我們每天都能夠開開心心
關於自嘲的高情商句子，幽默風趣，讓人笑著笑著就哭了