海底駕訓班
Boating School
就是今天，小蝸！
This is it, Gary!
喔
Meow.
今天是考駕照的重要日子，我真是超有自信
The big boating exam is today! I've never felt so capable!
我最棒，我最棒，我最棒，章魚哥！章魚哥！
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Squidward! Squidward!
幹嘛啊？
What?
我準備好了，章魚哥！
I'm ready, Squidward!
準備搬家吧
Ready to move?
不對，我準備要通過駕照考試
No, I'm ready to pass my boating test.
我最棒，我最棒，我最棒...
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready...
我最棒，我最棒，我最棒，我最棒，我最棒，小兄弟，我再也不需要你了
I'm ready-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-eady-ready. Well, pal, I won't be needing you anymore.
我最棒，我最棒，我最棒！歐耶！我最棒！
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! Oh, yeah! I'm ready!
喔！太棒了，我考到駕照了！
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! Hey, I just got my license!
嘿，下一個就輪到我了！
Hey, I'm getting mine next!
嘿，我懷疑！
Hey, I doubt it!
好了，我們路上見啦，我最棒,我來嘍!泡芙阿姨！我最棒,我最棒,我最棒,我最棒,我最棒,我最棒
Okay, see you on the road. I'm ready! Here I come, Mrs. Puff! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
他又來了
I'm not ready.
嘿，泡芙阿姨！今天是我通過考試拿到駕照地日子！
Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I'm going to pass my boating exam!
先考再說，海綿寶寶，首先我們...
We'll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must...
首先我應該先通過口試，我有信心我可以成功順利的通過考驗
First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
我知道，好了
I know. Okay,
第一題，船的前面叫什麼？
#1 What is the front of the boat?
船頭
The bow.
那麼後面呢？
What is the back?
船尾
Stern.
#3 Right is...
第三題，右邊是...
右舷、左舷、大幅甲板、船艙、遊艇，紅燈停、綠燈走
Starboard. Port. Skipper. Deck. Cabin. Galley. Keel. 1924.
恭喜你通過口試，好個大驚喜!
You've passed the oral test. What a surprise!
現在呢跟以前一樣，我們來進行路考的部分。好，海綿寶寶，上船呢
Now it's time to once again take the driving portion of the exam. Okay, SpongeBob, get in the boat.
哦，上船嗎？
Oh, in this boat right here?
時間到了嗎？
Is it time already?
上船，海綿寶寶
Get in the boat, SpongeBob.
哦，好，沒問題
Oh yeah, absolutely.
只要把船開到考場就好
All you have to do is get on the track.
好，海綿寶寶，首先你要做什麼？
Okay, SpongeBob, what's the first thing you do?
紅燈停，綠燈走...？
1924...?
哦，不對，首先你要發動這艘船
No, no. First thing is to start the boat.
海綿寶寶？海綿寶寶？放輕鬆，開船就好
SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Relax, it's only the boat.
開船？
The boat?
好了，接下來要做什麼？
Okay, now what do you do next?
衝出去
Floor it?
沒錯...不！別衝出去
Yes... no, no! Don't floor it.
衝出去？
Floor it?!
不，不，別衝出去
No, no, don't, don't floor it.
好的，衝出去
Okay, floor it!
不！不！
No! No!
哦，海綿寶寶，為什麼？
Oh, SpongeBob, why?
我的腿！我的腿！
My leg! My leg!
我不知道，小蝸，為什麼，我不知道。我恨透了每次考試都沒有通過，我已經考了三十七次了
I don't know why, Gary. I don't know. I'm tired of failing that boating test. I've already taken it thirty-seven times.
喔
Meow.
好了，三十八
Okay, thirty-eight.
喔
Meow.
不，小蝸，我不要不行
No, Gary, I'm not walking.
海綿寶寶，我是派大星，請回答
SpongeBob, this is star ranger, over.
什麼事，派大星？
What is it, Patrick?
我要給你一個驚喜哦
I got a surprise for you.
哦，派大星，我沒有心情玩
Oh, Patrick, I'm not in the mood.
快點下床
Get out of bed.
好了，接下來呢？
Okay, now what, Patrick?
到你的柜子裡去找驚喜
Go to your closet for a surprise.
好了，我到了柜子前
Okay, I'm at the closet.
你仔細聽好，什麼東西是方的又是粉紅的
Listen carefully. What's pink and square at the same time?
不知道，派大星
I don't know, Patrick.
派大星寶寶！
Patrick SquarePants!
你呀，幫幫忙
Pat, don't do that.
我真的沒有心情玩耍
I've got too much to worry about.
你怎麼了？
What's the problem?
我考駕照又沒考過，我都考了三十七次了
I can't pass my boating exam. I've taken it thirty-seven...
喔
Meow.
...額，三十八次，答案我都知道...
...uhh, thirty-eight times. I know all the answers...
可是只要一上了船，我就頭昏腦脹，緊張到不行
...until I get behind the wheel. I just need something to help me think straight.
這件事你就交給我好了，你開船我來幫你遙控指揮
Thinking straight is what I do. You drive and I'll do all the thinking for you.
要怎麼進行？
How are we going to do that?
回頭，海綿寶寶，哈嘍？哈嘍？
Come in, SpongeBob. Hello? Hello?
嘿，你的聲音在我的腦袋裡！太棒了！我在路考的時候，你可以將我所有的答案
Hey! I can hear you in my head! This is great! While I'm taking the test, you can give me all the answers.
等一下，派大星，頭上有天線凸出來，看起來是不是呆呆的？
Wait a minute, Patrick. Won't I look silly with this antenna coming out of my head?
呼叫海綿寶寶，呼叫海綿寶寶，試音，試音
Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge, testing, testing.
試音，試音，試音，試音，試音，試音！試音！
Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing! Testing!
試音！
Testing!
呼叫派大星，聽見了，很清楚，完畢
Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear, over.
蘋果帶了沒？
Got your apple ready?
幸運小內褲呢？等等，等等
Lucky undergarments? Hold on. Hold on.
看到了，小內褲，蘋果，還有我，你的駕照正在等著你，哦，泡芙阿姨來了！自然一點
Bingo! Underwear, apple, and me. You're ready to get that license. Uh-oh, here comes Mrs. Puff! Act natural.
哞
Moo.
不，不，快上船去！
No, no, get in the boat!
把蘋果送給她
Give her the apple.
送給你吃
Here you go, ma'am.
快點開始考試吧
Let's get this over with.
首先你要做什麼？
What's the first thing you do?
額
Uhh...
發動船體
Start the boat.
泡芙阿姨，泡芙阿姨！
Mrs. Puff. Mrs. Puff!
什麼？
Whoa-ho! Huh? What?
沒關係，只是在開船
It's okay, it's only the boat.
開船？你發動了嗎？
The boat? You started the boat?
應該吧
I... I think so.
哦，好了...接下來應該做什麼呢？
Oh. Well... what's the second thing you do?
紅燈停，路燈走
1924?
不，不，開船上路
No, no, put it in drive.
開船上路？
Put it in drive?
是，沒錯！
Yes, yes, yes!
開船上路，然後？
Put it in drive. Then what?
衝出去？
Floor it?
不！
No!
不！
No!
不要動，海綿寶寶！
Freeze, mister!
大腳趾
Big toe.
哦，媽媽咪呀，哦，媽媽咪呀！哦，哈！我們還沒有撞船
Oh, gracious. Oh, gracious! Oh-oh. Ha-ha! Ah, we haven't crashed yet.
好了，你快要進去第一個彎了
Okay, you're coming to your first turn.
哦，第一個彎，請告訴我，你知道要怎麼拐第一個彎嗎？
Oh no, the first turn. Please, tell me you know what to do at the first turn!
左轉！
Left!
哦！
Oh!
右轉！
Right!
哦！天吶，你開得好棒哦，海綿寶寶，你表現得很好
Oh! Oh my, this is splendid, SpongeBob. You're doing fine.
太棒了！太好了！
Splendid! Wonderful!
終點線在前面了，真讓人難以相信，你我駕訓班所有學生中進步的最快、最多的好學生，你有什麼秘訣，腦袋裡裝個無線電呢？
There's the finish line. It's unbelievable. You've shown the most spectacular improvement of any student I've ever seen. What's your secret? A little radio in your head?
哦，你的帽子下面藏著長長的天線？
Oh, and under that hat is some kind of, uhh, antenna?
然後呢，再偷偷地告訴你所有的答案？
And some guy miles away from here is giving you all the answers?
哦，對呀，可是那樣就是作弊
Oh, yes, but that would be cheating.
作弊！
Cheating!
我作弊？泡芙阿姨！
I'm cheating?! Mrs Puff!
什麼事，我的超級好學生？
Yes, my star pupil?
我好像作弊了
I think I'm cheating.
什麼？親愛的
What's that, dear?
我好像作弊了！
I think I am cheating!
你...你什麼坐以待斃了
You've... you've let go of the wheel.
我的帽子下面真的有天線
I do have an antenna under my hat!
真的有個傢伙偷偷告訴我答案，全是真的
There is a guy giving me all the answers! It's all true!
我作弊！我作弊！我作弊！
I'm cheating! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!
什麼？
What?!
對不起，泡芙阿姨！對不起！
I'm sorry, Mrs. Puff! I'm sorry!
方向盤，海綿寶寶！方向盤...
The wheel, SpongeBob! The wheel...
作弊...我作弊！作弊...
Cheating... I'm a cheater! Cheater...
不，不，不！沒有關係！你今天可以作弊！
No, no, no! It's quite alright! You can cheat that way!
不...我作弊...！
No... I'm cheating...!
那邊，海綿寶寶...
At least, SpongeBob...
我作弊！
Cheating!
用點心，在那邊！
Cheat that way!
我作弊！作弊，討厭的騙子！
I'm a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!
今天作弊沒關係！
It's okay to cheat today!
不...！
No...!
那邊，作弊沒關係！
That way! Cheat that way!
作弊...!
Cheater...!
哦，海綿寶寶，為什麼？
Oh, SpongeBob, why?
泡芙阿姨，我作弊了
Mrs. Puff, I think I cheated.
我的腿！
My leg!
額，對不起又讓你失望了，泡芙阿姨
Uhh, I'm sorry for letting you down again, Mrs. Puff.
沒關係，海綿寶寶，我原諒你。好，孩子們帶我走吧
It's okay, SpongeBob, you didn't mean it. Okay, boys, take me away.
放心吧，泡芙阿姨，下次考試我會更努力的
Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'll try harder next semester.
我會過的！
It'll be great!
今天要有走路的回家了
Only now I don't even have my bike.
我
Meow.
小蝸！單輪車！你找到了！現在我不用走路了！
Gary! My bike! You found it! This sponge is still mobile!
太棒了，我們去醫院給某人一個驚喜吧！
Alright, let's go surprise someone at the hospital!