十三月耶 - （可愛頌） (原唱_Hair)
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1、我坦白，我整容了，我的肚子是隆的。
I confess, I had a facelift, my tummy was enlarged.
2、沒分手的朋友抓緊分手了，新年新對象，年年不重樣。
Did not break up friends hurry up to break up, the New Year new object, every year is not the same.
3、脫貧不像脫髮那麼容易，發胖倒是遠比發財輕鬆很多。
Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair. Getting fat is much easier than getting rich.
4、別人女團，我美團；別人養生，我養膘。
Others when the girl group, I Meituan; While others keep fit, I gain weight.
5、小孩子才做選擇，我們大人都是做牛、做馬、做不完的工作。
Children only make choices, we adults are doing cattle, do horses, do not finish the work.
6、長大了，很多事情都需要自己慢慢消化，所以越來越胖。
Growing up, a lot of things need to be digested slowly, so more and more fat.
7、我已經用最嗲的聲音說話了，可他為什麼還是在問這個說話的男人是誰？
I was already talking in my cutest voice, but why was he still asking who the talking man was?
8、我太難了，我覺得我上輩子一定是一道數學題。
I'm so difficult. I think I must have been a math problem in my last life.
9、覺得自己太胖，約朋友一起騎馬減肥，一個月後，馬瘦了十斤。
Feel oneself too fat, invite a friend to ride a horse to reduce weight together, after a month, the horse lost 10 jins.
10、你們可以罵我，但是打架的話，請找我姐妹。
You can call me names, but for the fight, please call my sister.
11、你想一夜暴富嗎？你想一夜成名嗎？你想學業有成嗎？那好，你過來，咱倆一起想。
Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be famous overnight? Do you want to succeed in school? All right, come here. Let's think about it together.
12、我覺得我離土豪不遠了，目前已經完成一半了，就是土。
I think I'm not far away from tuhao. I'm halfway done now. That's tuhao.
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