How to survive in American series as a supporting role
美劇配角求生攻略
1. Show respect to the leading role.
向主角示好。
2. Try to enter the core team.
加入核心團隊。
3. Whenever you are told there is a monster, believe it.
任何時候有人說見到了怪物，一定要相信。
4. Never be the first one to open a door or to enter a tunnel.
決不要做第一個開門或者進入通道的人。
5. Don't be with your brother or sister, one of you will be killed soon.
別和兄妹什麼的一起出現，你們中的一個用不了多久就會掛掉。
6. Be kinda weird, it'll keep you safe for at least 2 seasons.
特立獨行一些，這至少能幫你撐過前兩季。
7. Say something cool at times, but don't talk too much.
不時說點牛逼的話，但別太嘮叨。
8. Be an immigrant, such as Latin or Asian.
最好是個移民，比如拉丁人或亞裔。
9. Make yourself helpful, doctors, cops, technicians and gangsters will have much more survival probability than others such as preists, teachers, scholars, lawyers and politician.
你得有點兒用。通常醫生、警察、技術人員和黑社會的存活機率遠大於神父、教師、學者、律師和政客。
10. Be good at driving, better a plane or a boat.
一定要開一手好車，最好還會開船和飛機。
11. As a badass, you should be funny.
如果你是個流氓，你最好很搞笑。
12. If you ain't funny, never have try to be a good man.
如果你不搞笑，千萬別試圖改邪歸正。
13.Never fall in love with a cutie.
千萬別跟某個大美女好上。
14.Get yourself pregnant, if you could.
如果有辦法，讓自己懷孕。
15.Don't be fool to take the mission expected to be completed by the leading role, i.e. killing the boss,rescue the leading actress or having sex with her.
千萬不要傻乎乎地去完成應該由男主角完成的任務，比如幹掉反派老大、營救女主角或者跟女主角亂搞。
16. the last one: Keep as much distance as you can from the leading role in the ending episodes, then congratulation! You are the only few survivors who can eat the box lunch after the final season.
最後一條：在結束的幾集裡儘量離主角遠點兒。好吧，祝賀你，你終於可以作為最後一季碩果僅存的幾位倖存者去吃你的盒飯了。