ACT I
It looks wrong. 看起來不對勁。
Hmmm. It is wrong. 嗯。是不對勁。
Are they always that difficult to make? 領結這樣難看嗎?
The truth is ... yes. 老實說……是很難看。
I'll try again. 我再試一次。
At this rate, 照這種速度，
the wedding will take place tomorrow. 婚禮只有明天舉行了。
Not to worry. 別擔心。
OK. Here we go. 好吧。我們重來。
I'm worried, Philip. 我很擔心，Philip。
What if we can't tie the tie? 如果我們不打好領結會怎麼樣?
If we can't tie the tie, 假如我們不好打領結，
then there can't be a wedding. 婚禮就不能舉行了。
You'd better not make Harry 你最好別讓Harry
any more nervous than he is. 更加緊張了。
Don't worry. 別擔心。
We'll figure a way. 我們會想法子的。
How're you doing, fellas? 你們怎麼樣了，各位?
Not so good, Grandpa. 情況不太好，爺爺。
We can't get this bow tie tied. 我們打不好領結。
Nobody knows how to do it. 沒有人會打。
Do you? 你會嗎?
No. I never could, either. 不會。我也一直都不會。
Well, you have your own tuxedo. 噢，你有自己的燕尾服。
How do you tie your bow tie? 你怎麼打領結的?
Yeah, Grandpa, 對呀，爺爺，
I've seen you in it. 我曾見過你那身打扮。
You look great. 你看起來很神氣。
How do you tie it? 你怎麼打的?
I don't. 我沒有。
You don't? 你沒有打?
What do you mean? 你是什麼意思呀?
I never could tie one of those ... 我從來就不會打那一類的……
things ... bow ties. 玩意兒……領結。
I have always worn a clip-on bow tie. 我都是用夾上去的領結。
A clip-on? 用夾上去的?
Of course. 對啊。
Now I remember. 現在我想起來了。
Yes, it's so easy. 沒錯，它真簡便。
All you do is 你所要做的就是
clip it around under your collar. 將它夾在領子下方。
We all need one of those. 我們都需要一個這樣的領結。
The tuxedo rental store. 禮服出租店。
Do you think they're open? 你們說現在還開?
Should be. 應該是開的。
Sunday's their big day. 星期天是他們生意很火的日子。
I'll call and find out. 我打電話問問看。
Well, if they're not, 噢，假如店不開的話，
I'll lend you mine, Harry. 我把我的借給你，Harry。
You're the only one 你是我們當中唯一
who really needs to be wearing a tuxedo, 真正需要穿燕尾服的，
anyway. 不管怎麼說。
Thanks, Grandpa. 謝謝你，爺爺。
I'm the father of the bride. 我是新娘的父親。
I'm supposed to be worried about my daughter, 我原該為我的女兒擔心才是，
and here I am with 如今我卻與
the man that's marrying my daughter-- 將要娶我女兒的人在一起----
worrying about him. 為他操心。
Poor Harry. 可憐的Harry。
I know the feeling. 我知道這種感覺。
Wedding-day Jitters. 這叫婚禮緊張症。
Are they open? 店開著嗎?
We're in luck. 我們運氣好。
They're open. 店開著。
And they have lots of clip-on bow ties. 而且他們有許多夾上去的領結。
I'll bicycle down to the village and get them. 我騎腳踏車去鎮上拿。
You'd better hurry, Robbie. 你最好快點，Robbie。
There's lots of time. 時間多得很。
A little over two hours. 兩個鐘頭多一點。
In two hours and fifteen minutes 再過兩小時十五分
I'll be married to Susan. 我就要和Susan結婚了。
And be a true member of the Stewart family. 也真正成了Stewart家庭中的一員。
Oh, you're a lucky guy, Harry. 噢，你是一個幸運的小夥，Harry。
Susan is one of the best women you'll ever find. Susan是你能找到的最好的女人之一。
She's just like her grandma. 她就像她的祖母一樣。
Now, once you put the ring on Susan's finger, 現在，你一旦將戒指戴上Susan的手，
you are one of us, Harry. 你就是我們家中的一員了，Harry。
And don't ever forget it. 永遠別忘記這一點。
Ring? Ring? 戒指?戒指?
Oh my! 噢 ，我的天!
What did I do with the rings? 我把戒指放哪兒了?
I put them in the pocket of my sports jacket. 我把它們放在我運動夾克的口袋。
No, 不對，
I think you put them 我想你是放在
in your tuxedo jacket pocket. 禮服上衣口袋。
Remember? 記得嗎?
Right. 對。
What did I do with the rings? 我把戒指放哪兒了?
Didn't you give them to Richard? 你不是把它們交給Richard了?
He's your best man. 他是男儐相呀。
I remember. 我記起來了。
You gave them to Richard. 你交給了Richard。
Oh, yeah. 噢，對了。
I remember now. 我現在想起來了。
You handed them to me. 你將它們給了我。
What did I do with them? 我把它們放在哪兒?
I hope they aren't lost. 但願沒丟才好。
Oh, don't worry, Harry. 別擔心，Harry。
They have to be here. 它們肯定就在這兒。
I remember. 我想起來了。
I gave them to Robbie to hold 我把它們交給Robbie拿著
so I wouldn't lose them. 免得我弄丟了。
Where's Robbie? Robbie在哪兒?
Relax, Harry. 不要緊張，Harry。
Robbie went to pick up Robbie去拿
the clip-on bow ties. 夾上去的領結。
Oh, I forgot. 噢，我忘了。
What time is it? 現在是什麼時間了?
It's still a little over two hours, Harry. 仍然還有兩個多小時，Harry 。
Just relax. 不用緊張。
What about the rings? 戒指怎麼辦?
I'm sure Robbie has them. 我確定在Robbie那兒。
No, no, Robbie doesn't have them. 不，不，Robbie沒有拿。
He gave them to me to hold on to them 他給我戒指要我自己保管
because he didn't want the responsibility of holding them. 因為他不想承擔保管它們的責任。
I put them in my tuxedo-- 我將它們放在我禮服的口袋---
but in the lapel pocket. 但是在胸前的口袋。
That's a relief. 現在我放心了。
I was really worried. 剛才我真的很擔心。
I'll hold on to them for you. 我為你保管吧。
The best man always keeps the rings. 男儐相總是保管戒指的。
You're right. 你說的對。
You hold on to them so there won't be a problem later. 你來保管免得等一下又出問題了。
Well, 好了，
now, I think we'd better get dressed, fellas. 現在我們最好去穿好衣服，各位。
All right! 好的!
Robbie will bring the ties back. Robbie會拿領結回來。
Hey, leaving me? 嗨，丟下我啦?
You'll be fine. 你不會有事的。
Try to take it easy. 放輕鬆點。
It'll all be over in two hours. 再有兩個小時就結束了。
Over? 結束?
The wedding ceremony will be over. 婚禮會結束。
You'll be husband and wife. 你們就成為夫妻了。
I guess you're right. 說的也對。
Two hours from now. 從現在起還有兩個小時
Two hours from now. 從現在起兩小時。
Hm, two hours from now,
two more hours.
Well, that's a long time to wait.
Grandpa's right,
I do have the wedding-day jitters.
But why am I so nervous?
I couldn't find the rings,
but they were in my pocket,
and now Richard's got them.
He's my best man.
He'll take care of them.
Right, right.
I don't need to worry about that.
None of us knew how to tie
my bow tie.
But that problem's taken care of now, too,
since Robbie went into the village
to pick up some clip-on bow ties.
So why the jitters?
Who am I kidding?
I'm getting married today!
Huh ... married.
Hmm ... married.
In just two hours,
I'll be married
to the most wonderful woman in the world,
the woman I love.
Huh, I fell in love with Susan
on our very first date!
"You know something?"
"What?"
"I think we're going to be good friends.
Good night, Susan."
"Good night, Harry. Have a safe trip home!"
"Are you all right?"
"Sorry!"
I was nervous even then.
Susan is beautiful,
and intelligent, and kind.
And we have fun together.
She'd be a wonderful mother to Michelle.
Considering she'll be my wife--
Mrs. Harry Bennett--
I couldn't be any happier.
Less nervous maybe,
but I couldn't be any happier.