[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (1 - 0) defeat the Houston Rockets (0 - 1), 131 - 112, behind Anthony Davis' 32/16/8.
【賽後】鵜鶘131-112戰勝火箭，安東尼-戴維斯32分16籃板8助攻，小佩頓三雙，米羅蒂奇30分，哈登18分、保羅19分、戈登21分、安東尼9分。
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[–][NOP] Peja StojakovicCuriousWhoDat 838 points 2 hours ago
I』ve waited a lot of days for this...
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!
鵜鶘球迷：我大水鳥為此已經等待多時了……
你知道現在是什麼時間了！那就是鵜鶘總冠軍！
[–]PelicansAndtheyrustledsoftly 157 points 2 hours ago
It’s so crazy, r/nba told me AD was going to request a trade midseason because he had no help after watching 5 preseason games
鵜鶘球迷：太瘋狂了，畢竟Reddit的老哥們都告訴我安東尼-戴維斯會在中期尋求交易，因為他在看了五場季前賽之後發現自己四顧無援。
[–]PelicansDredeuced 55 points 2 hours ago
Wait you're telling me the preseason doesn't matter?
鵜鶘球迷：等會兒，你是在告訴我季前賽沒啥用嗎？
[–]LakersJayveesac 30 points an hour ago
LA won against GS twice in the pre-season, of course it matters!
湖人球迷：湖人季前賽贏了勇士兩次，所以肯定有用啊！
[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone 385 points 2 hours ago*
I’m in shock. I can’t even come up with proper gloating for this win
鵜鶘球迷：我真的被震驚了！我甚至拿不出合適的梗來慶賀這場勝利。
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[–][TOR] Ed Davisnametakenalready 81 points an hour ago
Can we talk about Elfrid Payton's triple double
猛龍球迷：我們能討論一下小佩頓的三雙嗎？
[–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwonAgnikaKaieru 124 points 2 hours ago
You deserved it! AD is a beast!
火箭球迷：鵜鶘值得這場勝利！安東尼-戴維斯宛如野獸！
[–]sinister_exaggerator 86 points 2 hours ago
Don’t forget Mirotic putting up 30, on 6/8 from deep and 8 offensive boards. Dude was an animal, whole team was.
別忘了米羅蒂奇得了30分，三分球也是8投6中還搶了8個前場籃板，這傢伙也是個野獸，當然整支球隊狀態也很棒。
[–][OKC] Jerami Grantgiohoho 171 points 2 hours ago
Pelicans had about 6 guys go off in their own ways tonight, that was dope
雷霆球迷：鵜鶘今晚大概有六個球員超常發揮，這是真的強。
[–]Mars_Ahoy 378 points 2 hours ago
Absolute dominance by the Pelicans frontcourt!
陷入鵜鶘前鋒團的恐懼之中吧！
[–]Lakersayyyyylmaoooooo 197 points 2 hours ago
that front court rotation is scary as fuck
湖人球迷：鵜鶘的前場輪轉是真的嚇人。
[–]PelicansChrisTheMiss 224 points 2 hours ago
mirotic went OFF. i fucking love our team this year. i'm so excited to watch
鵜鶘球迷：米羅蒂奇今晚炸了！我特麼太愛這個賽季自己的球隊了！我很期待看到接下來的比賽。
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[–]Rockets_rajivvv 192 points 2 hours ago
not suprised this happened, jrue holiday gave the pelicans the power of naruto with that headband
火箭球迷：對於這場失利我一點都不吃驚，朱-霍樂迪用他的髮帶給予了全隊鳴人之力！
[–][PHI] Nik StauskasextraThic_boii 138 points 2 hours ago*
That BIG3 got 87 points wtf
76人球迷：鵜鶘三巨頭怒砍87分，太禽獸了！
[–]IndigoJacob 46 points an hour ago
And Elfrid w the trip dub!
小佩頓還拿了個10+10+10的三雙哦。
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[–]NBAbondom3417 119 points 2 hours ago
Houston didn't give up more than 129 in regulation all last season. 131 tonight.
火箭去年一整個常規賽沒丟分超過129分，今晚他們丟了131分。
[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman 192 points 2 hours ago
The Rockets NEVER led and were down 29 in the home opener.
This season is gonna be a fucking crazy one to watch.
猛龍球迷：火箭在他們主場揭幕戰中從來沒有領先過，而且一度落後29分。
這個賽季一定是一個瘋狂且有趣的賽季。
[–][HOU] Clint CapelaDuche07 52 points 2 hours ago
Reminds me of when the spurs did the same to the warriors two years ago. Opening nights are wild. Our defense was sleeping tonight
火箭球迷：這讓我想起了當年馬刺對勇士揭幕戰做得事情，開場第一場比賽總是瘋狂的，我們的防守今晚陷入了沉睡。
[–]PelicansT_humps 218 points 2 hours ago
Damn AD has no help
鵜鶘球迷：該死，AD四顧無援啊！
[–]RaptorsZeroMomentum 88 points an hour ago
Melo helped with 3/10
猛龍球迷：安東尼用10中3的命中率幫助了他。
[–]KnicksBigBlue5292 93 points 2 hours ago
Randle: 25 points 8 rebounds
Mirotic: 30 points 10 rebounds
Davis: 32 points 16 rebounds
That's some nice big man domination holy shit
尼克斯球迷：
蘭德爾:25分8籃板
米羅蒂奇：30分10籃板
戴維斯：32分16籃板
該死，完美的大個子統治數據。
[–]PelicansAndtheyrustledsoftly 128 points 2 hours ago
credit to @MarkRH for this gem off of twitter
鵜鶘球迷：感謝MarkRH在推特上做的這幅圖。
[–]Thundertreemeista 168 points 2 hours ago
Alright guys, time to overreact to one game. Let’s get those takes in.
雷霆球迷：好的朋友們，開始一場論起來吧！我們有仇報仇、有怨報怨。
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[–][OKC] Paul GeorgeTHEBIGC01 98 points 2 hours ago
Blow it up
Trade Harden back to OKC
雷霆球迷：火箭趕緊解散吧！
把哈登交易回雷霆你們覺得OK不？
[–]ThunderRejuve 63 points 2 hours ago
we don't have the assets now singler is gone
雷霆球迷：我們沒有金色轟炸機了……辛格勒已經溜了。
[–]Warriors BandwagonTonsofKeas 62 points 2 hours ago
Fun Fact: The New Orleans Pelicans are averaging 131 points per game in the 2018-2019 NBA Season.
勇士球迷：一個有趣的小知識：紐奧良鵜鶘在2018-19賽季場均能夠得到131分。
[–][SAS] LaMarcus Aldridgedesubeast 405 points 2 hours ago
THE HOUSTON ROCKETS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION
馬刺球迷：大新聞——休斯頓火箭正式從總冠軍競爭者行列中掉隊。
[–][HOU] James HardenDeerOnTheRocks 92 points 2 hours ago
We just copying the warriors, losing the home opener like they did last year means guaranteed championship.
火箭球迷：老哥別緊張，我們就是複製一下勇士隊，畢竟像他們一樣輸掉揭幕戰意味著總冠軍穩了。
[–]NBABigPhoCup 192 points 2 hours ago
I think you guys forgot about the part where you get your championship rings before the game.
那你們還錯過了一個環節——那就是在賽前領取你們的總冠軍戒指哦。
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[–][UTA] Gordan Giricektrakavica 291 points 2 hours ago
Melo sucks, he really does.
爵士球迷：甜瓜是打得真的爛啊。
[–]PelicansSslagathor 163 points 2 hours ago
He jebaited houston with those first two shots
鵜鶘球迷：他先用兩個順滑跳投騙了所有火箭球迷的心啊。
[–]Celticsbaseketball 81 points 2 hours ago
As a seasoned Melo hater, I was bamboozled so hard by those first two swishes. Thought my life was in shambles, but then he went back to his normal chucking form.
凱爾特人球迷：作為一整個賽季的甜瓜黑，我被他前兩記空心跳投給騙了，我一度認為我的信仰在搖搖欲墜，沒想到他還是回到了平時的瞎JB打狀態啊。
[–]MechZZ 36 points 2 hours ago
First minute of Carmelo's playing time
"Ah the rockets might be on to something"
Rest of the game
"Nevermind."
安東尼一開始上場的時候
「火箭看來要幹點大事了。」
比賽之後
「當我沒說過……打擾了。」
[–]RocketstheDICTATORguy 36 points 2 hours ago
This game never happened
火箭球迷：我就當這場比賽從沒發生過吧。
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[–]LakersKSmooove 82 points 2 hours ago
I'm rooting for you Ju. Stay healthy n play out of your fucking mind all season pls. Pels Have the most dangerous front court in the league when healthy
湖人球迷：我一整個賽季無腦都支持朱-霍樂迪保持健康！鵜鶘健康的時候擁有全聯盟最危險的前場啊！
[–]LakersjonsnowKITN 79 points 2 hours ago
The rockets are gonna miss the shit out of Ariza
湖人球迷：火箭估計無比想念阿里扎吧。
[–]Knicksthreekingmodest101 26 points 2 hours ago
And Mbah A Moute, and Bzdelik.
尼克斯球迷：還有巴莫特以及布帥！
[–]Thunderdollarbillrussell 91 points 2 hours ago
Also gonna miss the shit out of not having Carmelo
雷霆球迷：還有沒有安東尼的時光吧。
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來源：Reddit
編譯：萬事勝意