Here are some funny and short best friend quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my phone."
2. "You're my person, and I'm okay with that."
3. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty great."
4. "Who needs therapy when you have a best friend?"
5. "I'd rather spend time with you than sleep. Priorities, amirite?"
6. "We're like two peas in a pod... or two weirdos in a box of cereal."
7. "Best friends are like pizza – even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."
8. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
9. "We may not be related by blood, but we're definitely related by sanity."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and you're agreeing with me because you're my best friend."
11. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning – or at least that's what I tell myself when I hit snooze 12 times."
12. "We may have our differences, but we both agree on one thing: we're better together."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
The laughter and memories with our girl best friends! Here are some hilarious and relatable quotes to celebrate the joy of having a BFF:
1. "My best friend is a girl, and we're not just talking about a friend... she's my partner in crime."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for all the times I'll need to bail out my best friend from jail."
3. "Best friends are like hugs for your soul. You can't have too many of them!"
4. "Why did we become best friends? Because we're both crazy and love doing stupid things together!"
5. "My BFF is the reason I don't have to be embarrassed about eating an entire pizza by myself."
6. "When you're a girl best friend, you can get away with murder... or at least, getting away with not doing the dishes for three days straight"
7. "We may not have it all together, but we've got each other. And that's all we need!"
8. "Why did we become best friends? Because we both love making fun of ourselves and laughing at how ridiculous we are!"
9. "My BFF is the one person who knows my deepest secrets, and still chooses to hang out with me."
10. "What do you call a group of girls having fun together? A haggle squad! (And I'm not ashamed to say that's us)"
11. "Best friends are like dogs. They lick your face, make you feel guilty, and steal your snacks"
12. "We're not just best friends; we're also each other's personal therapists... or maybe just enablers"
13. "Why do I need a significant other when I have my BFF? She's the only one who doesn't drive me crazy (most of the time)"
14. "What's the difference between a best friend and a boyfriend? One is there for you no matter what, and the other is just there to give you attention"
15. "My BFF is the reason I still have a social life... or at least, that's what I keep telling myself"
I hope these quotes made you LOL and remember all the good times with your girl best friend!
I've got some crazy fun quotes for you from the popular TV show "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"!
1. "You're a lot of things, Rebecca Bunch... but 'normal' ain't one of them." - Josh Chan
2. "I'm a mess, Darryl! I'm a hot mess! And that's okay!" - Rebecca Bunch
3. "If you're not getting rejected, you're not trying hard enough." - Josh Chan
4. "I'm not crazy, my love life is just really dramatic... like a Nicholas Sparks novel." - Rebecca Bunch
5. "You can't have a relationship without conflict, unless the person you're with is a saint or a zombie." - Greg Serrano
6. "The only thing I'm good at is being bad at things!" - Rebecca Bunch
7. "I'm not a morning person... or an afternoon person... or an evening person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person." - Rebecca Bunch
8. "If I were a boy, I'd be a lot more emotionally available... but since I'm a girl, I'll just keep drinking wine and eating ice cream." - Rebecca Bunch
9. "Love is like a pizza delivery guy – it shows up when you least expect it, and sometimes it's cold and disappointing." - Greg Serrano
10. "I don't want to be 'on the market'... I want to be 'in the game'!" - Rebecca Bunch
These quotes capture the show's humor, wit, and relatability, don't they?
I've got some great ones for you!
Here are some short and funny friendship quotes:
1. "You're my person, my partner in crime, my forever homie."
2. "Friends don't let friends eat pizza alone."
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... and so are you."
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When friends give you wine, just drink it."
7. "Friendship is like pizza – even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
8. "I'm not saying we're weird, but... actually, yes, I am."
9. "You're my favorite human to be around (even if you're a little annoying)."
10. "We may not have the same interests, but we can both agree on being grumpy in the morning."
11. "Friendship is the pizza that gets better with age... and also with beer."
12. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
13. "You're my person, my ride or die, my partner in shenanigans."
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right – and you're wrong."
15. "We may not have the same taste in music, but we can both agree on hating Nickelback."
Hope these quotes make your day a little brighter (and funnier)!
I've got a collection of funny friendship quotes and memes for you!
**Friendship Memes**
1. [Image of two friends hugging] "When your friend is there for you, even when the couch isn't."
2. [Meme of two friends making silly faces] "Proof that our friendship is strong enough to withstand even the most ridiculous moments"
3. [Image of a friend giving another friend a high-five] "When your friend's wins are your wins too #SquadGoals"
4. [Meme of a friend sleeping with their head on someone else's shoulder] "The ultimate sign of trust: when you can sleep peacefully on your friend's shoulder"
**Funny Friendship Quotes**
1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you're a good egg even though you're not."
2. "Friendship isn't about being inseparable; it's about being separated and nothing changing"
3. "The best way to make sure your friend is telling the truth is to look them straight in the eye... or just ask Siri "
4. "You don't have to be good at anything to be my friend, but you do have to be willing to eat Taco Bell with me"
**More Memes and Quotes**
1. [Meme of a friend giving a thumbs up] "When your friend's life is going well, even if it's not"
2. "A friend who knows the way you like your coffee is a true friend indeed"
3. [Image of two friends making funny faces] "The secret to a successful friendship: being willing to look ridiculous together"
4. "You can't sit with us... unless we're at the movies, then sure"
I hope these make you LOL and remind you of the importance of having great friends in your life!
Here are some short, funny friendship quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Squad goals: when your friends make you laugh so hard you snort"
2. "Friendship is the best thing in life because it's always there to help you survive the worst things... like Monday morning"
3. "When bae is actually just your friend, but they're really good at pretending to be your boyfriend "
4. "The most important thing in friendship is understanding and appreciating each other's weirdness"
5. "Saying 'I'll miss you' when we're apart is code for 'I'm going to die without you'"
6. "Friendship is the best kind of magic, because it makes you feel like you can conquer anything"
7. "The only thing more exhausting than adulting is trying to keep up with your friends as adults "
8. "When you and your friends are so close that you start to sound like a bad impression of each other's voices"
9. "Friendship isn't about being inseparable, it's about being together when the rest of the world gets too much"
10. "Squad goals: when your friends make you feel like you're the only one who matters (even though they secretly think the same thing)"
11. "The best part about having friends is that you can be weird and silly with them, without anyone judging you "
12. "When you're so grateful for your friends that you start to think they might actually be aliens sent to Earth to make your life better"
13. "Friendship is the reason I'm still sane (mostly) after all these years"
14. "The best thing about having a friend is having someone who will laugh with you, cry with you, and eat pizza with you "
15. "When you realize that your friends are the ones who make life worth living, even when it's not"
Feel free to pick the one that resonates with you the most or use them as inspiration to create your own funny friendship quote!
Here are some funny friendship quotes and memes:
**Funny Friendship Quotes:**
1. "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like your phone."
3. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that's kinda the same thing."
4. "Friendship is the only cure for boredom, loneliness, and avocado toast."
5. "Life is better with friends, even if they're annoying sometimes."
6. "If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression."
7. "I don't always have wine nights with my girls, but when I do..."
8. "You are the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... the weird cousin at family gatherings."
9. "The best relationships are those where you can be your silly self and not get judged."
10. "Friendship is like a puzzle: sometimes it takes work to fit together, but it's always worth it in the end."
**Funny Friendship Memes:**
1.
[Image of two friends sitting on a couch]
Text: "When you're having a good day because your friend is a mood-booster"
2.
[Image of a person trying to take a selfie with their friend]
Text: "When you're trying to capture the moment, but really you just want to capture your friend's good side "
3.
[Image of two friends giving each other weird looks]
Text: "When you and your friend are having a staring contest... for no reason"
4.
[Image of a person eating a whole pizza by themselves]
Text: "When your friend is like 'I'm good, I'll just have a slice' "
5.
[Image of two friends high-fiving]
Text: "When you and your friend are celebrating something, even if it's just surviving the week"
6.
[Image of a person looking stressed while their friend looks relaxed]
Text: "When you're having a bad day, but your friend is like 'chill, I got this' "
7.
[Image of two friends cuddling on the couch]
Text: "When you and your friend are just vibing... and possibly plotting world domination"
8.
[Image of a person trying to take a group selfie with their friends]
Text: "When you're trying to get everyone in the photo, but really it's just a picture of your friend's hair "
9.
[Image of two friends laughing at a silly joke]
Text: "When you and your friend are having a good laugh... because someone told a terrible joke"
10.
Here are some funny best friend quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Best friends aren't people, they're lifeguards who save your sanity."
2. "You don't always have to like my jokes, but you're stuck with me anyway"
3. "My best friend is the one person I can be myself around, and still get away with being a goofball"
4. "Friendship goals: when you can make fun of each other's dad jokes in public"
5. "If you're not having fun, we're not doing it right "
6. "Best friends are like pizza - even when they're bad, they're still pretty great "
7. "When one door closes, another one opens... and that's when my best friend appears with a bottle of wine"
8. "We may not have all the answers, but we have each other... and a strong Wi-Fi connection"
9. "Life is better in flip flops, and with my best friend by my side"
10. "There are two types of people in this world: those who think I'm weird, and my best friend"
11. "Best friends are the people you can't imagine having to explain anything to "
12. "Some friendships are just meant to be messy - like when we accidentally Superglued our shoes together"
13. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and then call your best friend to complain about it"
14. "Best friends: the only people who will laugh at your dad jokes, even on their wedding day"
15. "We may not be perfect, but we're perfect for each other"
Feel free to pick the one that resonates with you and your BFF the most!