funny senior quotes
"I spent four years trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up, and now I have a diploma that says I'm qualified for nothing."
"High school: where math is easy until you have to do it on a test."
"I finally learned the meaning of life... spoiler: it's coffee."
"They say the best things in life are free, but that wasn't true for my student loans."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode—just graduated style."
"Survived biology without dissecting anything... except my social life."
"My senior quote: 'I'll be rich and famous someday. Probably not, though.'"
"Four years of education and I still can't parallel park."
"I owe my success to Google, Wikipedia, and that one friend who actually studied."
"Graduating class of [year]: We came, we saw, we napped."
unique senior quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams, so here's to chasing sunsets instead of curfews."
"In the algebra of life, I've solved for x and found it's the unknown adventures ahead that excite me most."
"High school taught me that the best stories come from the detours, not the straight paths—bring on the twists."
"I've traded pencils for possibilities, ready to write my own epic tale beyond these walls."
"From late-night study sessions to early-morning ambitions, I've learned that resilience is my superpower."
"Life's a mixtape of memories; mine's full of laughter, lessons, and a playlist of unbreakable bonds."
"Not every equation has a simple answer, but every challenge builds a stronger me for what's next."
"Graduation: the end of an era and the spark of a thousand new beginnings, one step at a time."
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"Thanks for the memories, even the ones I'd rather bleach from my brain."
"I'll be famous one day—just wait and see, or don't, I won't notice."
"Not everybody has to like me; I like me enough for all of us."
"I put the 'elusive' in overachiever."
"High school: where drama is mandatory and naps are not."
"Sorry for what I said during finals week; I wasn't myself."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately correcting you."
"Someday I'll rule the world. For now, I'll settle for senior superlatives."
funny yearbook quotes
"I survived high school... barely, and with a lot of coffee."
"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wouldn't have to work."
"Promised myself I'd study more; turns out, Netflix had other plans."
"Four years of algebra and I still can't figure out my life."
"Remember when we thought high school was the hardest part? Yeah, me neither."
"My report card says 'needs improvement,' but so does my social life."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... my fear of public speaking. Kinda."
"High school motto: Procrastinate now, panic later."
"Friends forever? More like until we graduate and forget each other's birthdays."
"Turning my awkward phase into a personality trait since day one."
senior quotes for girls
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt
"She believed she could, so she did."
"Here's to strong women: May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"Chase your dreams with the same passion that lit up your high school years."
"Here's to the girls who turned their can'ts into cans and their dreams into plans."
"Adventure awaits, and I'm ready to write my own story."
"Surround yourself with those who see the greatness within you."
"From senior year to the stars – keep reaching higher."
"Be the woman who fixes another woman's crown without telling the world it was crooked."
quotes for best senior friends
A true friend is one soul in two bodies. – Aristotle
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. – Woodrow Wilson
The best mirror is an old friend. – George Herbert
In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, for in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. – Khalil Gibran
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. – Elbert Hubbard
As we grow old, the only thing that matters is the love and friendship we have shared. – Unknown
Friends are the siblings God never gave us. – Mencius
The language of friendship is not words but meanings. – Henry David Thoreau
Good friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there. – Unknown
Age appears to be best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read. – Francis Bacon
short funny yearbook quotes
"I survived four years of high school and all I got was this lousy diploma."
"Prom king in my dreams, nap king in reality."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator—just ask my overdue assignments."
"High school: where every day is a new opportunity to pretend I have it together."
"Future boss, current boss of the snack table."
"I came, I saw, I napped—graduation edition."
"My report card says I need improvement; my selfies say otherwise."
"Turning coffee into grades since freshman year."
"Life's too short to not be sassy—class of [year] reporting."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday's short."
funny senior quotes from movies
Here are some funny quotes from movies that could work as senior quotes:
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight." — The Devil Wears Prada
"So you're telling me there's a chance!" — Dumb and Dumber
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." — The Princess Bride
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." — Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." — Raiders of the Lost Ark
"I love lamp." — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"We're on a mission from God." — The Blues Brothers
"Why so serious?" — The Dark Knight
"To infinity and beyond!" — Toy Story
"Here's looking at you, kid." — Casablanca (delivered with a humorous twist in context)