short birthday jokes for adults
You're not getting older, you're getting better at pretending you know what's going on.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
I'm not aging, I'm just increasing in value like a fine wine.
At your age, you've got more candles on your cake than a blackout drill.
Why get a birthday cake when you can just light your hair on fire?
You're so old, your first car was a covered wagon.
Happy birthday! Remember, it's all downhill from here... but at least the view's great.
Age is like underwear – it creeps up on you.
You're not over the hill, you're on the peak with a great view.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
birthday wishes
Happy Birthday! Wishing you a year filled with joy, success, and all your heart's desires.
May this special day bring you endless happiness and wonderful memories to cherish.
Wishing you health, prosperity, and lots of laughter on your birthday and always.
Another year older, another year wiser—celebrate in style and make it unforgettable!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as amazing and wonderful as you are.
short birthday jokes for men
Why did the man bring a ladder to his birthday party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
You're not getting older, you're getting better—like a fine whiskey.
How does a man stay young on his birthday? He lies about his age!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your beard.
Why was the birthday cake so hard? The man forgot to take it out of the oven, just like he forgets his keys.
You're another year older and wiser? Who are we kidding, just older!
Happy Birthday! Time to grill up some laughs and burgers.
Why did the man celebrate his birthday at the gym? He wanted to work off the cake before eating it!
On your birthday, remember: Age is just a number, and yours is unlisted.
Happy Birthday! Keep calm and pretend you're still 21.
short birthday jokes for friends
You're not getting older, you're getting better—like fine wine!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!
You're another year older and wiser... mostly older!
Happy birthday! If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one!
Why was the math book sad on its birthday? It had too many problems!
You're so awesome, even your birthday candles can't wait to light up for you!
Happy birthday! May your day be as fun as you are!
What do you get an astronaut for their birthday? Space cakes!
You're not over the hill; you're on top of it!
birthday wishes for friend
Happy Birthday to my amazing friend! Wishing you a year filled with joy, laughter, and all your heart's desires.
On your special day, may every moment be as wonderful as our friendship. Cheers to you!
Wishing you endless happiness and adventures ahead. Happy Birthday, bestie!
You're not just a friend, you're family. Have the most fantastic birthday ever!
Happy Birthday! Grateful for every memory we've made together. Here's to many more.
May your birthday be filled with love, laughter, and everything you've been dreaming of.
To my incredible friend: Wishing you a day as bright and beautiful as you are.
Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the amazing person you are and all the fun times to come.
Wishing you a birthday that's as fun and fabulous as our adventures together.
Happy Birthday, dear friend! May this year bring you success, health, and endless joy.
short birthday jokes for women
You're not getting older, you're getting better—like a fine wine on your birthday!
Why did the birthday girl bring a ladder? She heard the drinks were on the house!
Happy birthday! You're proof that age is just a number, and you're rocking it.
Turning another year wiser? Must be why you're still stealing the spotlight!
You're like a birthday candle—always lighting up the room!
Happy birthday! May your day be as fabulous as your favorite pair of shoes.
happy birthday wishes sms
Happy Birthday! Wishing you a day filled with joy, laughter, and all your favorite things.
May your special day be as wonderful and amazing as you are. Happy Birthday!
Wishing you endless happiness, good health, and success on your birthday and always.
Happy Birthday! Here's to another year of adventures, dreams, and beautiful moments.
You're one year older, but forever young at heart. Have an incredible birthday!
Hope your birthday is packed with love, surprises, and everything you've wished for.
Happy Birthday! May this year bring you closer to your goals and fill your life with positivity.
Wishing you a birthday that's as bright and cheerful as your smile.
Happy Birthday! Celebrate today and make wonderful memories that last a lifetime.
May your birthday be the start of a year filled with good luck, great friends, and happy times.
funny birthday jokes for male friend
Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're just increasing your value—like a classic car that needs more oil changes.
Why did the man bring a map to his birthday party? Because he heard he was turning another year older and wanted to find his way back to his youth!
You're so old, your birthday cake needs a fire extinguisher instead of candles. Happy birthday, buddy!
How does a guy stay young on his birthday? He lies about his age—works every time!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is like underwear—it creeps up on you when you least expect it.
Why was the birthday boy always calm? Because he knew getting older was just a sign of his beer collection getting more impressive.
You're like a fine whiskey on your birthday—aged to perfection and worth every sip!