Here are some short and funny birthday wishes with quotes:
1. "Happy birthday to someone who's not getting older, just leveling up!"
2. "Birthdays are proof that you're still alive! Congrats on making it another year."
3. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy birthday, corny friend"
4. "Warning: Birthday person may be extra awesome today. Proceed with caution"
5. "It's your birthday, and you should celebrate by doing absolutely nothing productive"
6. "Another year older, another year wiser... or not. Either way, happy birthday!"
7. "You're not getting older, just gaining experience points"
8. "Don't worry about growing up. You're still young at heart (and in years)"
9. "Happy birthday to someone who's the cream of the crop, the bee's knees, and the cat's pajamas"
10. "Birthdays are like pizzas – even when they're bad, they're still pretty good"
11. "You're another year older, but your awesomeness is still at an all-time high"
12. "Don't worry about getting older. Worry about not knowing the answers to trivia questions"
13. "Happy birthday to someone who's not old, just chronologically challenged"
14. "May your birthday be as lit as your personality"
15. "It's your birthday, and you can eat cake if you want to"
I hope these short and funny birthday wishes bring a smile to the birthday person's face!
Here are some short and funny birthday wishes for a friend:
1. "Happy birthday to the most amazing friend I've never had a fight with (except that one time, but we're over it)."
2. "Another year older, another year closer to being able to pull off wearing sweatpants in public."
3. "On your special day, remember: you're not getting older, just more experienced... at eating cake for breakfast."
4. "Happy birthday! May your day be as awesome as your Netflix password is easy to guess."
5. "You're a year older, but your awesomeness knows no bounds (except maybe in the realm of math)."
6. "Here's to another year of making questionable life choices, eating pizza for dinner, and binge-watching TV shows!"
7. "On your birthday, remember that you're not getting older, just more... seasoned."
8. "Happy birthday! May all your dreams come true, unless they involve world domination, because, let's be real, we don't need that kind of stress in our lives."
9. "Another year older, another year wiser... or at least, that's what I keep telling myself when I accidentally hit the snooze button for the 12th time."
10. "Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and enough cake to feed a small army (because, priorities)."
I hope these short and funny birthday wishes bring a smile to your friend's face!
Here are some birthday wishes with funny quotes for a friend:
1. "Happy birthday to my favorite person to hang out with... said no one ever (just kidding, I love hanging out with you!). Wishing you a day as awesome as you are!"
2. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're another year older and closer to being able to say 'I told you so' to all the haters."
3. "Here's to another year of making poor life choices, eating too much cake, and pretending to like surprise parties (just kidding, sort of)!"
4. "As you blow out your candles today, remember that you're not getting older, just more... seasoned. Like a fine wine. Or a moldy cheese."
5. "On your birthday, I want to remind you that you're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, or the Batman to my Robin (okay, maybe not that last one). You're the best friend a guy could ask for!"
6. "Here's to another year of doing all the things we said we'd do... but didn't. Like skydiving, running marathons, or simply remembering our anniversaries."
7. "As you celebrate another year of life, remember that it's not the years you live, it's the memes you make. Happy birthday, friend!"
8. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're not getting older; you're just leveling up in the game of life. Keep on keepin' on, my friend!"
9. "Here's to another year of us being each other's rock, support system, and partner-in-crime (but not really, because we're both adults... or at least trying to be). Happy birthday, buddy!"
10. "As you celebrate your special day, remember that it's okay to get older, but it's not okay to start wearing orthopedic shoes or complaining about the weather all the time. You're still young at heart (and in spirit)!"
Feel free to modify them as per your friendship and sense of humor!
Here are some funny birthday wishes and quotes for your best friend:
1. "Happy birthday to the person who's been my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to make fun of. Love you, mean it."
2. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're a-maze-ing! Happy birthday, bestie!"
3. "You're another year older, but don't worry, age is just a number... unless you're trying to get into the club, then you're screwed. Happy birthday!"
4. "To my favorite human in the world: happy birthday! May your day be as lit as your personality"
5. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... and the annoying one who always steals the blanket"
6. "Happy birthday to the person who's seen me at my worst (i.e., hungover) and still manages to love me unconditionally"
7. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life. Happy birthday, bestie! May your new level be filled with even more awesomeness"
8. "To the person who's been my rock, my partner in shenanigans, and my go-to for all things ridiculous: happy birthday! May your day be as epic as our memories together"
9. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're the best friend a person could ask for... unless they asked for someone who cooks and does chores on their own, in which case, sorry not sorry"
10. "Happy birthday to my favorite human who's always down for an adventure, except when it comes to trying new foods or going outside during rush hour... kudos to you for being consistent"
11. "To the person who's been my sounding board, my moral compass, and my partner in crime: happy birthday! May your day be filled with good vibes and even better cake"
12. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're a shining star in a world of ordinary people... or at least, that's what I keep telling myself when I'm feeling down"
Pick the one that best fits your best friend's personality, or feel free to modify them to make it even more personalized and hilarious!
Here are some short and funny birthday wishes for your best friend:
1. "Happy birthday to the person who's been putting up with me all these years!"
2. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy birthday, bestie!"
3. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're not getting older, just more legendary"
4. "It's my favorite person's birthday! (That's you, duh)"
5. "Here's to another year of making memories, being ridiculous, and putting up with each other's shenanigans"
6. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, or in this case, the beer to my pizza party Happy birthday!"
7. "I hope your day is as lit as you are"
8. "On your birthday, I'm reminded that we've been besties for so long, it's like we're two old shoes who fit perfectly together "
9. "You deserve a birthday as awesome as you are! (That means a lot of cake and a little bit of sanity)"
10. "Here's to many more years of being the dynamic duo, taking over the world one silly joke at a time"
11. "I'm so glad we're best friends, because that means I have someone to share my embarrassing stories with Happy birthday!"
12. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up! Happy birthday, gamer!"
13. "We may be apart, but on your special day, I'm sending you all the virtual cake and birthday vibes"
14. "Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my confidant, and my favorite person to make fun of "
15. "May your day be as bright as your smile, and as wild as our adventures together"
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine with your message. Your best friend will appreciate the thought and humor behind your birthday wish!
Here are some funny birthday wishes for men:
1. "Happy birthday to a guy who's still got it... and also has grey hair."
2. "On your special day, I hope you get all the beer and pizza you desire (but maybe not at 6 am)."
3. "You're another year older, but don't worry, you're not getting old, just... seasoned."
4. "Here's to another year of being a grown man who still plays video games!"
5. "On your birthday, I hope you get to do all the things you love, except maybe that one thing you did last weekend, we won't mention that..."
6. "You're not getting older, just more... distinguished. Like a fine wine, but with more beer."
7. "Happy birthday to a guy who's still got his game face on (except when he's playing Candy Crush)."
8. "May your day be as awesome as you are (minus the dad jokes)."
9. "You're another year older, which means you can officially claim 'old dude' status."
10. "Here's to many more years of being a master griller, fantasy football champion, and expert at doing absolutely nothing productive on Sundays."
11. "On your special day, I hope you get all the attention you deserve (and maybe a few cat videos)."
12. "You're not old, just... experienced. Like a fine scotch, but with more whiskey."
13. "Happy birthday to a guy who's still got it going on (except when he tries to do that one weird dance move)."
14. "May your day be filled with laughter, good times, and minimal hangovers."
15. "You're another year older, which means you can officially claim 'seasoned veteran' status."
Remember, the key to a great funny birthday wish is to poke fun at the guy in a lighthearted way, while still showing appreciation for who he is.
Here are some funny birthday wishes for a girl:
1. "Happy birthday to the queen of sass and sparkle! May your day be as bright as you are"
2. "On your special day, remember that age is just a number... and yours is prime real estate!"
3. "You're another year older, but don't worry, you're not over the hill... yet!"
4. "Happy birthday to the most fabulous, fierce, and fantastic girl I know! May your cake be moist and your presents be awesome"
5. "As you celebrate another year of life, remember that you're getting better with age... like a fine wine (or cheese)"
6. "On your birthday, take time to pamper yourself with all the things that make you happy: coffee, ice cream, and Netflix binges"
7. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life! Happy birthday to an amazing gamer girl"
8. "Here's to another year of being a strong, independent woman... or at least pretending to be when no one is looking"
9. "As the great philosopher once said, 'Life begins at 30... and then it gets really hard.' Happy birthday!"
10. "May your day be filled with laughter, good vibes, and maybe even a few silly memes"
Remember, you can always add a personal touch to make the wish even more special!
Sarcastic birthday wishes are a great way to poke fun at the traditional happy birthday messages. Here are some examples:
* "Happy birthday! May your day be as boring and uneventful as most of the days in your life."
* "Wishing you a birthday that's only slightly more exciting than watching paint dry."
* "Another year older, another year closer to being completely irrelevant."
* "Hope your birthday is filled with all the things you hate: crowds, noise, and people trying to be festive."
* "Birthdays are just an excuse for others to remind you of how old you're getting. Enjoy!"
* "May your cake be dry, your gifts be useless, and your celebration be as awkward as a middle school dance."
* "Happy birthday! May this year bring you the same level of excitement and fulfillment that your daily commute does."
Remember, sarcasm is all about tone and delivery. Make sure to say these with a healthy dose of eye-rolling and a hint of annoyance for maximum effect!