short funny birthday wishes
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse for cake.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as fabulous as your Instagram filter.
You're another year older and still not as old as your jokes.
Happy Birthday! If age is just a number, you're basically a math problem.
Cheers to you—may your birthday be less drama than your group chats.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine: getting better with age... and a bit corky.
Another trip around the sun and you're still the brightest star.
Happy Birthday! Don't count the candles, just blow them out before they set off the smoke alarm.
You're officially awesome at aging—happy birthday to the legend!
short funny birthday wishes for friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just... vintage.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse for cake!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your wild stories.
You're another year older—time to adult even harder!
Happy Birthday! Don't count the candles, just enjoy the fire hazard.
Aging like fine wine? More like that cheese in your fridge.
Happy Birthday! You're proof that good friends get better with age.
Another trip around the sun—hope it wasn't too dizzying!
Happy Birthday! Keep calm and pretend you're still 21.
You're officially awesome at being older than me!
funny birthday wishes to friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just... experienced at being awesome. Or at least, that's what we tell ourselves.
On your special day, remember: age is just a number. But in your case, it's a really big one—happy counting!
Happy Birthday to my favorite human! If you were a candle, you'd be the one that never goes out... probably because you're too stubborn.
Cheers to you! May your birthday be as epic as that time you tripped over nothing and turned it into a dance move.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine—getting better with age. Wait, no, you're more like cheese: sometimes stinky, but always a crowd-pleaser.
On your birthday, I wish you all the cake you can eat and none of the calories. Oh wait, that's not how it works? Bummer!
Happy Birthday! If life is a game, you're leveling up today. Just don't forget to collect those coins—aka, birthday gifts.
You're another year wiser? Nah, you're just another year funnier. Keep the jokes coming, birthday buddy!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, adventure, and zero awkward photos that end up online.
Celebrating you today! You're proof that age is no match for a great sense of humor—keep cracking me up!
short funny birthday wishes for best friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just upgrading to a more vintage model.
To my bestie: May your birthday be as epic as that time we got lost and turned it into an adventure!
Happy Birthday! If age is just a number, you're winning at math—keep it up!
Cheers to you! Another year of us being awesome, and you still haven't outgrown your silly side.
Happy Birthday, buddy! You're like a fine wine—getting better, or at least funnier with every year.
To my partner in crime: Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate before we forget why we're celebrating.
Happy Birthday! You're proof that good friends and bad jokes make the best memories.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse for cake—enjoy it all!
Happy Birthday! If you were a candle, you'd be the one that never stops sparking laughs.
funny birthday wishes for men
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value, like a classic car that needs more oil changes.
Another year wiser? Nah, you're just another year better at pretending to be an adult.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your beard—or at least as impressive as your excuses for not going to the gym.
You're another year older, but don't worry, age is just a number. And yours is classified information.
Happy Birthday! If life is a game, you're unlocking new levels. Too bad the boss fights are just bills and responsibilities.
Congrats on surviving another orbit around the sun. Here's to not burning out like a cheap firework.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine whiskey—getting smoother with age, but still capable of knocking people out.
Another trip around the block? Hope this year brings more laughs and fewer "I can't believe I did that" moments.
Happy Birthday! Remember, you're only as old as you act. So go ahead, eat that whole cake and blame it on your birthday.
You're not over the hill; you're just reaching the peak. Happy Birthday, you magnificent mountain of a man!
funny birthday wishes for girl
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—hope your next level includes more cake and less drama.
On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but in your case, it's unlisted because you're timelessly fabulous!
Happy Birthday to the girl who proves that wine gets better with age—and so do you! Just don't tell anyone about the occasional spill.
You're another year wiser, which means you're now an expert at adulting... or at least at faking it with emojis and coffee!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, your power would be turning heads and making everyone laugh—keep saving the day, queen!
Birthdays are like fine wine: they get better, but only if you ignore the hangover from last night's celebration!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your Instagram feed and as hilarious as your dance moves.
You're officially a year closer to being a cat lady, but hey, cats are awesome—own it and have a purr-fect birthday!
Happy Birthday! Forget the candles; you're already lighting up the room with that killer smile and witty comebacks.
On your birthday, let's celebrate the fact that you're not just another year older, you're another year of being hilariously awesome!
funny birthday wishes for female friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—hope your next level has more cake and less drama.
Another year older? Don't worry, you're like a fine wine—getting better with age, even if you're a bit corked sometimes!
Happy Birthday to my favorite female friend! May your day be as fabulous as your Instagram feed and twice as filtered.
Cheers to you on your birthday! At your age, you're basically a walking, talking miracle—still looking great and putting up with me.
Happy Birthday! Remember, you're not 30, you're 18 with 12 years of experience in adulting and avoiding responsibilities.
On your special day, I hope you get everything you wish for—except maybe that one thing you wished for last year that didn't pan out!
Happy Birthday! You're proof that age is just a number, and in your case, it's a number that comes with sass, style, and a killer sense of humor.
Another trip around the sun? Time to celebrate how you're still the queen of our friend group, ruling with laughter and a touch of chaos.
Happy Birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your exes' regrets, and your celebrations be as wild as your dance moves.
You're officially vintage now—Happy Birthday! Just like your favorite jeans, you're perfectly worn in and impossible to replace.
funny birthday wishes for male friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—too bad your graphics are starting to pixelate.
Another year older and still the king of bad jokes—may your birthday be as hilarious as your punchlines!
Happy Birthday, buddy! I was going to bake you a cake, but I figured you'd prefer something that doesn't require a fire extinguisher.
Cheers to you turning another year wiser... or at least better at pretending to be!
Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high score on the aging leaderboard.
You're another year older, but don't worry—your friendship keeps getting younger and funnier!
Happy Birthday, mate! May your day be filled with as much laughter as the time you tripped over nothing.
Turning a year older means you're officially vintage now—happy Birthday to my favorite classic!
Happy Birthday! I hope this year brings you more adventures than excuses for why you're still single.
Another birthday down, and you're still the funniest guy I know—keep the laughs coming, old man!