Here are some short and funny quotes from the movie "The Boss Baby":
1. "I'm not a toy, I'm a business professional." - Boss Baby
2. "You're not the boss of me!" - Tim Templeton
3. "Don't make me come over there and... Well, you know." - Boss Baby
4. "I'm not a baby, I'm a big boy with a briefcase!" - Boss Baby
5. "Who's the real boss around here?" - Boss Baby
These quotes capture some of the humor and playfulness of the movie!
Fun! Here are some caption ideas for Boss Baby-themed posts on Instagram:
**For cute and playful posts**
1. "When you're the boss, but still a baby #BossBabyVibes"
2. "Little one with big ambitions #BabyBossLife"
3. "Who needs nap time when you can close deals? #BossBabyMood"
4. "Tiny but mighty #BabyBossPower"
5. "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye (and it's not just baby formula) #BossBabyFeels"
**For funny and humorous posts**
1. "When you're trying to be professional, but your diaper is calling your name #BossBabyProbs"
2. "Don't underestimate the power of a baby's tantrum #BossBabyTantrum"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and also because I'm a baby #BossBabyLogic"
4. "Who needs coffee when you have baby formula? #BossBabyEnergy"
5. "When you're the boss, but your staff is all napping #BossBabyManagement"
**For creative and artistic posts**
1. "Where creativity meets cuteness #BossBabyArt"
2. "A baby's imagination knows no bounds... or so I've heard #BossBabyDreams"
3. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... or in my case, when life gives me diapers, make a diaper cake #BossBabyCraft"
4. "Tiny hands, big ideas #BossBabyInnovation"
5. "A baby's smile is the best kind of boss approval #BossBabyReward"
Feel free to customize them to fit your post and style!
A great choice! Here are some funny Boss Baby quotes:
1. "I'm the boss, and I always get my way."
2. "You're a grown-up? That's cute."
3. "I'm not just any ordinary baby. I'm a big-time executive with a diaper and a briefcase."
4. "Listen up, because I'm only going to say it once: I'M THE BOSS."
5. "Who needs friends when you have an army of baby minions?"
6. "You're a grown-up. You don't get to have fun anymore. That's what babies are for."
7. "I've got a plan, and my plan is to take over the world... or at least the nursery."
8. "Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a baby. I'm a highly trained executive with a onesie and a pacifier."
9. "You're not my friend. You're just someone who feeds me and burps me."
10. "I'm not crying, I'm just... allergic to happiness."
11. "You can't handle the truth! I'm the boss, and I always get what I want!"
12. "What's your plan? Because mine involves world domination... or at least getting more diapers."
These quotes capture the humor and playfulness of the Boss Baby character, who is a baby with a big personality and an even bigger ambition to take over the world!
A fun one!
Here are some popular Boss Baby quotes in English:
1. "I'm not a baby, I'm a big shot!" - Boss Baby
2. "You're not the boss of me now." - Boss Baby (to his dad)
3. "What's the plan?" - Boss Baby
4. "I'm 25 months old, and I'm the best businessperson in this room." - Boss Baby
5. "Don't underestimate the power of a well-placed pacifier." - Boss Baby
6. "I've got a team of baby agents working on it right now." - Boss Baby (about a plan)
7. "You're not my dad, you're just a human." - Boss Baby
8. "I'm not cute, I'm ruthless." - Boss Baby
9. "You can't fire me! I'm the boss!" - Boss Baby
10. "Pacifiers are like tiny little weapons of mass distraction." - Boss Baby
These quotes capture the humor and sassiness of the Boss Baby character, played by Alec Baldwin in the animated movie Boss Baby (2017).
Here are some funny boss baby captions for Instagram:
1. "When you're a boss, even in diapers #BossBaby #DiaperDuty"
2. "Don't @ me, I'm the boss now #BossBaby #NewCEO"
3. "Who needs a 401k when you have a pacifier and a tantrum? #BossBaby #InvestingInYourself"
4. "Just because I'm a baby doesn't mean I'm not a boss #BossBaby #TinyButMighty"
5. "My diaper is my domain, don't even think about crossing it #BossBaby #DiaperDome"
6. "I may be small, but I've got big aspirations... and a bigger cry #BossBaby #CryingItOut"
7. "When you're the boss of your own nap schedule #BossBaby #NapTimeIsTheBestTime"
8. "Don't worry about my tantrums, I'm just reorganizing priorities #BossBaby #PrioritizingWhatMatters"
9. "My diaper is not a suggestion, it's a requirement for being the boss #BossBaby #DiaperLadies"
10. "When you're the CEO of your own crib, you don't need no stinkin' employees #BossBaby #CribLife"
11. "I may be a baby, but I've got big plans... and a bigger appetite #BossBaby #FeedMeNow"
12. "Don't worry about my diaper blowouts, it's just a small investment in my future #BossBaby #BlowoutBudget"
Feel free to use them on your Instagram posts or stories!
Boss Baby 2: Family Business has some hilarious and memorable quotes. Here are a few:
1. "I'm not a boss, I'm a baby. A very important, very powerful, very bossy baby." - Boss Baby
2. "You're the worst, Ted Templeton! You're the worst, Tina Templeton! And you're also kind of the best!" - Boss Baby
3. "I don't care about being popular. I just want to be loved and understood... and also get all the snacks." - Tim Templeton
4. "What's a baby to do when there are no diapers left? It's like, 'I'll just have to hold it in'!" - Boss Baby
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Boss Baby
6. "The most important thing is that we're family... and also that we don't get too messy." - Tim Templeton
7. "You know what they say: 'A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do'... which is usually eat, sleep, and poop." - Boss Baby
8. "I'm not the boss of this house, I'm the boss of this family. There's a difference!" - Boss Baby
9. "The truth hurts, but so does my diaper rash. So, let's just agree to disagree... and take turns changing diapers." - Boss Baby
10. "You're not the only one who can be clever! I've got an IQ higher than your shoe size!" - Boss Baby
These quotes showcase the humor and wit of the characters in Boss Baby 2: Family Business.
The infamous "Memo" quote from The Boss Baby!
"You see, Timmy, this is not a meeting. It's a memo. And I'm the CEO of all memos. So sit back, relax, and let me dictate the terms of our non-discussion."
That quote has become a popular meme and cultural reference, often used to humorously describe situations where someone is trying to assert authority or control over a conversation.
I think you're referring to the hilarious "I'll have what he's having" joke from Boss Baby (2017)!
The scene goes like this: Boss Baby, a suit-wearing, briefcase-carrying infant, is trying to convince Tim Templeton (the protagonist) that he's actually a baby and not just a regular kid. To prove it, Boss Baby pulls out a ridiculous-looking pacifier and starts sucking on it.
Tim looks at his brother's pacifier and then back at Boss Baby, saying: "You're gonna suck on that... thing?" And Boss Baby responds with the iconic line: "I'll have what he's having!"
The joke is funny because it's such an over-the-top, absurd moment in the movie. The humor comes from the unexpectedness of a business-suited baby sucking on a pacifier and claiming he'll have whatever his brother is having (which, of course, doesn't make any sense in this context).
I hope that brings back some funny memories for you!