inspirational christmas sayings short
May your Christmas be filled with light and love.
Christmas is a time to believe in miracles.
Spread joy and kindness this holiday season.
The greatest gift is the warmth of family.
Let peace on earth begin with you.
Hope shines brightest at Christmas.
Embrace the magic of giving.
Warm hearts make the merriest holidays.
christmas sayings short funny
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people once a year.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
I'm only a morning person on December 25th.
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
Christmas is the time when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, but don't forget the eggnog – it's the real star!
What did one ornament say to the other? "I think I'm hanging around with the wrong crowd!"
short funny sarcastic christmas quotes
Christmas: The only time of year I pretend to like fruitcake.
Thanks, Santa, for the socks again. So original.
Oh, joy! Another family gathering where we pretend to get along.
Holiday shopping: Because who needs money in January?
Dear Santa, define "good" – does ignoring my diet count?
Wrapping gifts: Making ugly presents look slightly less disappointing.
Christmas cheer: 50% eggnog, 50% sarcasm.
Jingle bells and debt spells – merry whatever.
Nothing says love like a regifted ugly sweater.
Festive lights: Because untangling frustration is a holiday tradition.
2 word christmas sayings short
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Christmas Spirit
Season's Joy
Peace Love
Jolly Santa
Silent Night
Festive Cheer
Noel Bells
Holy Night
short christmas wishes
Merry Christmas!
Wishing you joy and peace this holiday season.
May your days be merry and bright.
Happy holidays to you and your loved ones.
Warm wishes for a wonderful Christmas.
Season's greetings and best wishes.
Have a magical and joyful Christmas.
short funny holiday sayings
"I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
"Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!"
"Thanksgiving: A time to count your blessings, and your carbs."
"Halloween is the one day a year when you can be whoever you want, as long as it's scary."
"New Year's Resolution: To stop making New Year's resolutions."
"Easter eggs: Proof that chocolate is the answer to everything."
"Independence Day: Celebrating freedom by blowing things up."
"Valentine's Day: Because love is in the air... and on the credit card bill."
short christmas card messages
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Wishing you peace, joy, and love this holiday season.
May your days be filled with warmth and laughter.
Happy Holidays from our family to yours.
Joy to the world and to you this Christmas.
Warmest wishes for a magical holiday.
Have a blessed and merry Christmas.
Peace on Earth and goodwill to all.
Sending heartfelt greetings for the season.
May your Christmas be merry and bright.
cute christmas sayings short
Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Santa's little helper says hi!
Warm wishes and snowy kisses.
Peace, love, and joy to you.
Cuddle up with some hot cocoa.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
Frosty fun and twinkling lights.
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!
All I want for Christmas is you.