funny senior quotes


"I spent four years trying to figure out the quadratic formula and still can't balance my checkbook."
"High school: Where I learned that 'group projects' means one person does all the work."
"Finally graduating so I can start my career in professional Netflix watching."
"I owe my success to coffee, procrastination, and the occasional all-nighter."
"If life is a test, I was absent that day."
"My senior quote is brought to you by the letter 'Z' – as in, Zzz, I'm tired."
"They say don't burn bridges, but I never learned to swim anyway."
"I came for the education, stayed for the drama, and left with a diploma."
"Turning my can'ts into cans and my dreams into plans... starting tomorrow."
"Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."





senior quotes for girls


"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"She believed she could, so she did."
"Be the girl who decided to go for it."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"You are capable of amazing things."
"Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again."
"Here's to strong women. May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."
"The world is yours to explore."
"Don't be afraid to sparkle a little brighter."
"Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try."





savage yearbook quotes


"Can't believe I made it through with these jokers – here's to pretending we were friends."

"Survived high school by the skin of my teeth and a ton of sarcasm."

"Thanks for the memories, but let's be real, most were forgettable."

"I outsmarted the system, you? Not so much."

"High school: where I learned to fake smile through it all."

"See you in the real world, or not – either way, I'm good."

"Four years of drama, and I still look better than you."

"Mastered the art of ignoring people – thanks, classmates."

"Didn't come to play; I came to slay and graduate anyway."





unique yearbook quotes


"Four years of chaos and coffee – here's to surviving it all."
"The best is yet to come; high school was just the warm-up act."
"Turning pages on this chapter, but the story's far from over."
"Proof that awkward phases lead to epic adventures ahead."
"Dreams don't work unless you do – thanks for the reality check, school."
"From first-day jitters to last-day cheers: a wild ride indeed."
"Collecting memories like badges; ready for the next quest."
"If life hands you lemons, make sure they're organic – lessons from high school."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the teachers who became legends."
"Stepping out of my comfort zone, one yearbook signature at a time."





short funny yearbook quotes


"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Survived math class; now I'm a professional napper."
"Future billionaire, current meme lord."
"I put the 'elusive' in exclusive friend groups."
"E=MC Hammer—wait, that can't be right."
"Turning coffee into code since freshman year."
"Prom king of my daydreams."
"Master of doing nothing productively."
"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I'd be rich."
"Graduating with a degree in sarcasm."





senior quotes from songs


"Don't stop believin', hold on to that feelin'." - Don't Stop Believin' by Journey

"You can be the greatest, you can be the best." - Hall of Fame by The Script

"Baby, you're a firework, come on show 'em what you're worth." - Firework by Katy Perry

"There's always gonna be another mountain, I'm always gonna wanna make it move." - The Climb by Miley Cyrus

"I am a champion, and you're gonna hear me roar." - Roar by Katy Perry

"It's my life, it's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever." - It's My Life by Bon Jovi

"We are the champions, my friends." - We Are The Champions by Queen

"Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten." - Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

"I hope you dance." - I Hope You Dance by Lee Ann Womack

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller." - Stronger by Kelly Clarkson





quotes for best senior friends


"A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be anywhere else." – Len Wein

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'" – C.S. Lewis

"A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow." – William Shakespeare

"In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips."

"True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart."

"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."

"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it." – Hubert H. Humphrey

"As we grow older, we realize it’s not the big things that matter, but the little things shared with friends."

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." – Albert Camus

"Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest, it's about who walked into your life and said, 'I'm here for you' and proved it."





funny senior quotes from movies


"It's just a flesh wound!" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." from Airplane!.
"So you're telling me there's a chance!" from Dumb and Dumber.
"I love lamp." from Anchorman.
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." from Jaws.
"Dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" from Ghostbusters.
"To infinity and beyond!" from Toy Story.
"Ogres are like onions." from Shrek.
"As if!" from Clueless.