I've got some good ones!
Here are some funny and relatable "Cousin" quotes:
1. **"You're my cousin, not my friend!"** - When you're trying to get out of doing something for someone who's really pushing their boundaries.
2. **"What's up, cuz?"** - A casual greeting when you're hanging out with your favorite relative.
3. **"Cousin, please don't tell Mom/Dad about this..."** - When you need someone to keep a secret (and they better not spill the beans!).
4. **"You're my ride or die, cuz!"** - For those times when you and your cousin are more than just family... you're BFFs.
5. **"Cousin, I'm telling Mom/Dad if you don't stop doing that..."** - When someone's being a bit too much to handle (and you need some backup).
6. **"We may not be blood-related, but we're cousins at heart!"** - For those special bonds that go beyond just DNA.
7. **"Cousin, I'm counting on you to help me with this..."** - When you need a trusted ally for a crazy adventure or a serious situation.
Hope these quotes bring some laughter and cousinly love into your day!
Here are some cute and funny quotes about cousins:
1. "Cousins: the only people who will tolerate your weirdness."
2. "I'm not saying we're related, but I'm pretty sure our DNA is like 50% ice cream."
3. "Cousins: because family doesn't always have to mean boring."
4. "My cousin is my best friend's worst nightmare... just kidding, they love me!"
5. "We may not be siblings, but we're definitely partners in crime."
6. "I'm so grateful for my cousins who are like my built-in best friends... and also my personal torture team."
7. "Cousins: where you can borrow money, get into mischief, and never have to pay it back."
8. "My cousin is the reason I learned that 'cousin' is a synonym for 'best friend.'"
9. "We may not be blood-related, but we're definitely connected through our shared love of being awkward."
10. "Cousins: because family doesn't always mean serious... unless you count all the times we made each other laugh so hard we snorted our juice boxes out noses."
11. "I'm not saying my cousin is a genius, but she once figured out how to sneak an entire pizza by herself without anyone noticing... or maybe that's just me?"
12. "Cousins: where you can share secrets, swap stories, and steal each other's snacks... all under the guise of 'family bonding.'"
13. "My cousin is my go-to person for advice on everything from what to wear to how to survive a zombie apocalypse."
14. "We may not be able to choose our family, but we can definitely choose to have fun with them!"
15. "Cousins: where you can be your weird self and know that someone will still love you (even when they're trying to get away from you)."
I've got you covered! Here are some funny "cousin" quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Cousins: the only family members who won't judge you for eating an entire pizza by yourself"
2. "When you find a cousin who gets your weirdness #cousinsquad"
3. "Cousins: because sharing is caring, but also because we're too lazy to get our own snacks"
4. "My cousin and I are like two peas in a pod... or rather, two crazy people in a padded cell"
5. "There's no one I'd rather make memories with than my crazy cousin"
6. "Cousins: the original ride-or-die crew #squadgoals"
7. "When your cousin is the only person who thinks your dad jokes are funny #cousinlove"
8. "My cousin and I have a special bond... or should I say, a special brand of crazy?"
9. "Cousins: because sometimes you need someone to make fun of your outfit with you"
10. "There's nothing like having a cousin who understands that sometimes you just want to eat ice cream for breakfast #cousinlife"
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You're referring to the hilarious TV show "Cousins"!
Here are some funny one-word quotes from the show:
1. "Ewww!"
2. "Drama!"
3. "Stupid!"
4. "Huh?"
5. "Whatever!"
These quotes capture the essence of the show's humor, which often revolves around the silly antics and misunderstandings between cousins.
I've got some great ones for you!
Here are some funny "girl cousins" quotes:
1. "We're not just cousins, we're partners in crime."
2. "My girl cousin is my partner in shenanigans."
3. "She's not just my cousin, she's my best friend... and also a master of making me laugh."
4. "Cousins like us are the best kind - we can be silly together without worrying what anyone else thinks."
5. "We may not have shared DNA, but we share an unbreakable bond."
6. "My girl cousin is the reason I still believe in the power of a good hair flip."
7. "I'm not saying she's my favorite cousin, but... just kidding, she totally is."
8. "She's the one who taught me that it's okay to be loud, proud, and a little bit extra."
9. "We may have grown up in different houses, but we grew up together in our own special way."
10. "My girl cousin is my go-to for everything - from bad hair days to good times and all the laughter in between."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I'd be happy to help you with some short cousin quotes. Here are a few:
1. "Cousins, not just family, but best friends for life."
2. "Short on distance, rich in love and memories."
3. "The shortest distance between two cousins is a lifetime of love."
4. "A short cousin, a big heart, and an endless supply of laughter."
5. "Though we may be far apart, our bond remains strong."
6. "Little in stature, but mighty in spirit."
7. "Short on years, long on memories."
8. "The shortest path to joy is through the hearts of cousins."
9. "Small in size, big in love and adventure."
10. "Though we may be short in distance, our connection runs deep."
These quotes are meant to be short, sweet, and meaningful, highlighting the special bond between cousins.
I've got you covered! Here are some short, funny, and relatable quote ideas for your cousins on Instagram:
1. "Cousins who understand my memes"
2. "When you're stuck with your cousins at the family reunion "
3. "Cousin goals: doing absolutely nothing together"
4. "When you finally find someone who gets your weird sense of humor #cousinlife"
5. "Cousin squad: where we make poor life choices together"
6. "When your cousin becomes your personal chef and cooks you dinner "
7. "Cousin love: when they're always down for an impromptu dance party"
8. "When you realize your cousins are the only ones who truly understand your awkwardness "
9. "Cousin adventures: where we go on spontaneous road trips and eat all the snacks"
10. "When your cousin becomes your partner in crime (and also helps with laundry)"
11. "Cousins who know how to make a good meme, but struggle with adulting"
12. "When you find someone who shares your love for terrible puns #cousinfun"
13. "Cousin secrets: where we gossip about our siblings and parents "
14. "When your cousin becomes your go-to person for movie recommendations (and also helps with Netflix password sharing)"
15. "Cousin life hack: when they become your personal photographer and takes the most epic group selfies"
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Here are some quotes that celebrate the special bond between cousins:
1. "Cousins are like brothers and sisters, but with better manners." - Unknown
2. "The best part of being a cousin is having a built-in BFF (best friend forever)." - Unknown
3. "Cousins are the only siblings you get to choose." - Unknown
4. "You don't have to share your secrets, because cousins are like encrypted codes – we can decipher each other's languages without needing to understand anyone else's." - Unknown
5. "Cousins are forever – no matter where life takes us, our bond remains unbroken." - Unknown
6. "A cousin is someone who will always be there for you, no matter what. They're like a sibling, but with better snacks." - Unknown
7. "Cousins are the ultimate sleepover squad – we can binge-watch Netflix, eat pizza, and still wake up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for our next adventure." - Unknown
8. "The beauty of cousins is that they get to know you in a way that's unique to them – like having your own personal cheerleading section cheering you on through life's ups and downs." - Unknown
9. "Cousins are the original #squadgoals – we were cool before it was cool, and we'll be rocking this whole 'cool' thing for generations to come." - Unknown
10. "No matter how far apart we may be, cousins will always be able to pick up right where we left off – like no time has passed at all. It's the best kind of déjà vu." - Unknown
These quotes capture the special connection and camaraderie that exists between cousins. They highlight the unique bond that develops through shared experiences, inside jokes, and a deep understanding of each other's quirks and personalities.