Here are some funny dating quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Want to go on a date with me?"
2. "Love is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "I don't know what your story is, but mine involves a lot of Netflix and eating Cheetos in bed."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like scrolling through my phone."
5. "If we're meant to be together, the universe will align our schedules to allow us 30 minutes of uninterrupted conversation."
6. "You had me at 'hello'... or was it 'buy one get one free'?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for coffee and you."
8. "Our relationship is like a game of Jenga: we're building something together, but if we're not careful, everything will come crashing down."
9. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... or in this case, the Wi-Fi to my phone."
10. "I'm not looking for love, I'm just trying to find someone who can tolerate me and my cat's constant meowing."
11. "If you like long walks on the beach, sunsets, and rom-coms, let's Netflix and chill... or at least grab a coffee"
12. "My love life is like a bad Tinder match: it's all about swiping left until I find someone who actually likes me for who I am."
13. "You're my person, my ride-or-die, my partner in crime... and also the one who has to bail me out of jail when I get arrested for stealing pizza slices"
14. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together..."
15. "If you're looking for someone to share a bottle of wine with, go on spontaneous adventures with, or just be a couch potato with, let's do it!"
Remember, humor is subjective, so take these quotes as they are – a lighthearted attempt at poking fun at the ups and downs of dating!
Here are some short and sweet dating quotes:
1. "I love you more with every passing day." - Unknown
2. "You make my heart skip a beat." - Taylor Swift
3. "I'd choose you again in a heartbeat." - Unknown
4. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
5. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face." - Unknown
6. "Our love story is one for the ages." - Unknown
7. "I love you more than words can express." - Unknown
8. "You're the cream to my coffee, the sun to my sky." - Unknown
9. "Every moment with you is a gift." - Unknown
10. "I'm so grateful to have you by my side." - Unknown
11. "Our love is the spark that sets our hearts ablaze." - Unknown
12. "You're the missing piece I never knew I needed." - Unknown
13. "Love is not something you find, it's something you create." - Unknown
14. "I'm hooked on your love." - Unknown
15. "Our love story is still being written." - Unknown
These quotes are short, sweet, and straight from the heart. They're perfect for expressing your feelings to your significant other or for a romantic gift.
Here are some romantic and sweet dating quotes that you can use to express your feelings to her:
1. "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I'm grateful every day for that chance encounter."
2. "I never believed in love at first sight until I met you. Now I believe it's possible to fall in love with someone before even speaking to them."
3. "You make my world a brighter place just by being in it. You're the sunshine that makes everything okay."
4. "Every day with you is a gift, and I'm so grateful to have you by my side."
5. "I love the way you make me laugh, the way you always know how to make me feel better when I'm down, and the way you always support me in everything I do."
6. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face every morning. You're the reason I go to bed with a sense of peace every night."
7. "I love being around you because it feels like we're two puzzle pieces that fit together perfectly. When we're apart, I feel like there's something missing."
8. "You're the one person who can always make me feel better, even on my worst days. You're my rock, my safe haven, and my forever home."
9. "I love how you always know exactly what to say to make me laugh or cry (in a good way!). You're the best conversationalist I've ever met."
10. "You're the reason why I believe in fairy tales and true love. You're the one who makes all my wildest dreams come true."
11. "I love how we can be ourselves around each other, without fear of judgment or rejection. You make me feel seen, heard, and understood in ways no one else ever has."
12. "You're the music that fills my heart with joy and my soul with hope. Without you, life would be a dull melody."
13. "I love how we can have so much fun together, whether it's trying new foods, exploring new places, or just hanging out at home. You make every moment special."
14. "You're the one who makes me feel like I'm exactly where I'm meant to be. You're my forever partner in crime, my best friend, and my soulmate."
15. "I love how we can look into each other's eyes and just know what the other is thinking or feeling. It's like we have our own secret language."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and express your true feelings. Good luck!
Here are some dating quotes that you can use to express your feelings to him:
1. "You're the first person I think of in the morning and the last one I think of at night."
2. "I love the way you make me laugh, the way you challenge me, and the way you hold my hand when we're walking."
3. "You're not just my boyfriend, you're my partner, my best friend, and my soulmate."
4. "The more I get to know you, the more I realize how lucky I am to have you in my life."
5. "I love the way you always know how to make me feel better when I'm down."
6. "You're the reason why I wake up with a smile on my face every morning."
7. "I never thought I'd find someone who truly gets me, but then I met you."
8. "You're not only my partner in love, but also my partner in life."
9. "The way you look at me makes me feel like the luckiest person alive."
10. "I'm so grateful to have you by my side as we navigate this crazy thing called life together."
11. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day and the stars that light up my night."
12. "I love how we can be silly and goofy together, but also how we can be serious and deep."
13. "You're not just my boyfriend, you're my friend, my confidant, and my everything."
14. "The more I learn about you, the more I realize how perfect we are for each other."
15. "I love how we can have our own little inside jokes and memories that no one else understands."
16. "You're the reason why I feel like I'm home when I'm with you."
17. "I never thought I'd find someone who would accept me for who I am, but then I met you."
18. "You're not only my partner in love, but also my partner in adventure."
19. "The way you make me laugh is one of the most attractive things about you to me."
20. "I'm so grateful to have found someone like you who makes me feel seen and heard."
Remember, the most important thing is to be genuine and sincere in your words. Choose a quote that speaks to your feelings and personality, and don't be afraid to add your own personal touch!
Here are some fun and inspiring dating quotes that you can use on Instagram:
**Romantic Quotes**
1. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
2. "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for something higher." - Nicholas Sparks
3. "You had me at hello" (From Jerry Maguire)
4. "I want to hold your hand and mine too"
5. "Love is a game where two people with different skills try to win each other's heart"
**Funny Quotes**
1. "Crazy in love...and also crazy about pizza"
2. "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our points of view while completely dismissing yours"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"
4. "Love is like a pizza delivery guy - always showing up unexpectedly and making my day better"
5. "You had me at 'will you marry me' (and also at the free pizza)"
**Inspirational Quotes**
1. "The greatest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams." - Oprah Winfrey
2. "Love is the answer, no matter what the question is."
3. "Life is like a book, and those who do not travel read only one page." (From Saint Augustine)
4. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream" (From C.S. Lewis)
5. "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others" (From Mahatma Gandhi)
**Short and Sweet Quotes**
1. "Love you more"
2. "You're my person"
3. "Home is where the heart is, and mine is with you"
4. "You make me better"
5. "Forever yours"
These quotes are sure to inspire, delight, or even provoke a smile from your followers! Just remember to keep them short and visually appealing for Instagram.
Here are some romantic date quotes to make your evening even more special:
1. "You had me at hello." - Jerry Maguire (a classic!)
2. "I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day."
3. "You're the cream in my coffee, the sun to my sky..."
4. "In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine."
5. "I love you more with every passing day, and I will continue to do so until the end of time."
6. "You are the finest, most precious gem in my collection."
7. "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for something higher."
8. "Love recognizes no boundaries. It breaks them all apart."
9. "I want to be with you every day, every hour, every minute... until the end of time."
10. "You are my today and all of my tomorrows."
11. "What lies within us is greater than what stands before us." (a reminder that love knows no bounds!)
12. "Love is not something you find; it's something that finds you."
13. "I never thought I'd fall in love with someone like you, but here we are..."
14. "You make my heart skip a beat and my soul feel alive."
15. "Our love is the kind of magic that makes time stand still."
Feel free to pick your favorite quote or use it as inspiration for your own romantic words!
Here are some short and funny dating quotes:
1. "I'm not a photographer, I just like taking pictures of you."
2. "You had me at 'hello'."
3. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
4. "Love is the answer to every question."
5. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
6. "I don't want someone who is perfect, I want someone who is mine."
7. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
8. "We were like two spoons in a drawer, meant for each other's company."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications."
10. "Love is blind, but marriage gives it a headache."
11. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
12. "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes."
13. "We may be apart, but our love will never be apart... from each other's phone screens."
14. "Love is the best thing that can happen to someone, and I'm not biased at all."
15. "I don't need a man who can quote Shakespeare, I just need one who can make me laugh."
16. "We're not perfect, but we're perfect for each other... most of the time."
17. "Love is the answer, unless the question is 'what's for dinner', then it's pizza."
18. "You're the only one I've ever loved that doesn't like me back."
19. "When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
20. "Love is a game, and I'm willing to lose."
I'd be delighted to provide you with some adorable and romantic cute dating quotes!
Here are a few:
1. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the peanut butter to my jelly, or the Merlot to my pizza." - Unknown
2. "Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own." - Unknown
3. "I love you for who you are, not for what you can do for me." - Unknown
4. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning with a smile on my face." - Unknown
5. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all." - Unknown
6. "You make my heart skip a beat, just like that first date when I knew I was hooked." - Unknown
7. "Love is sharing your popcorn with someone and then having to buy more because they ate yours all." - Unknown
8. "I love you more than words can express, but if I had to use words... it would be a lot." - Unknown
9. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day and the stars that light up my night." - Unknown
10. "Love is being willing to look silly for someone else's sake." - Unknown
And here are some quotes about cute dates:
1. "A date with you is always a date to remember!" - Unknown
2. "I love taking walks in the park, especially when it's just us and we can hold hands." - Unknown
3. "Sunsets on the beach, picnic in the park, or movie night at home - as long as I'm with you, every moment is a date to remember!" - Unknown
4. "Cuddling up on the couch with a good book and my favorite person by my side? That's my idea of a perfect date." - Unknown
5. "You're the only one I want to share my bucket list with... and my pillow, my blanket, and my snacks." - Unknown
Feel free to use them as inspiration or copy-paste them into your next cute love note!
Which one do you like the most?