funny december quotes
"December is the only month where you can eat cookies for breakfast and blame it on Santa."
"Why did the snowman break up with the snowwoman? She gave him the cold shoulder!"
"I'm only jolly in December because my pants are already too tight from Thanksgiving."
"New Year's Eve: The night we all pretend we're going to change, then hit snooze on January 1st."
"December: When your bank account says 'Ho Ho No' after all the holiday shopping."
"Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt!"
"I put the 'elf' in self-care this December – mostly by napping under the Christmas tree."
"December weather is like my diet plans: unpredictable and full of flakes."
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December is the month where magic sparkles in the air and hearts grow warmer.
In the quiet of December, find joy in the little things, like snowflakes and twinkling lights.
As winter wraps the world in white, let December remind you to pause and appreciate the beauty around you.
December whispers promises of new beginnings while celebrating the memories of the year past.
The holidays in December bring families together, filling homes with laughter and love.
Let the first snow of December be a gentle reminder to embrace change with open arms.
In December, the shortest days often hold the brightest moments of togetherness.
December's chill can't extinguish the warmth of kindness and goodwill shared with others.
As the year draws to a close, December invites us to reflect, recharge, and dream anew.
May your December be filled with peace, joy, and the simple pleasures that make life magical.
short funny december quotes
December: The month where your wallet freezes faster than the lake.
Why did the snowman break up with the snowwoman? She gave him the cold shoulder!
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll settle for red wine.
New Year's resolution: To stop eating cookies... said no one in December ever.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
December calories don't count—it's basically a law of physics.
Why was the math book sad in December? It had too many problems to wrap up.
The best thing about December? Finding out your holiday sweater is actually a fashion statement.
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December magic fills the air.
The first snow whispers secrets.
Warm hearts in cold weather.
Let it snow, let it glow.
December: A month of lights and love.
New beginnings on the horizon.
Cozy nights and festive delights.
Winter wonders never cease.
Grateful for December's grace.
Sparkle like the holiday stars.
blessed december quotes
"May December bring you endless blessings and joyful moments."
"In the blessed month of December, let gratitude fill your heart."
"Wishing you a December filled with peace, love, and prosperity."
"As December unfolds, may you be surrounded by blessings and holiday cheer."
"Blessed are those who find joy in the simple gifts of December."
"December's chill reminds us of the warmth of blessings shared."
"Let the spirit of December bless your life with hope and happiness."
"In this blessed December, may your dreams come true."
december sad quotes
December's cold winds whisper of forgotten dreams.
In the hush of December nights, loneliness echoes like a distant bell.
The holidays arrive in December, but they only highlight the emptiness within.
As leaves turn to snow in December, so do my hopes into regrets.
December's short days stretch my sorrows into endless shadows.
The year ends in December, taking with it pieces of my shattered heart.
In December's frost, I find the warmth of memories turned to ice.
December lights flicker, but they can't chase away the darkness inside.
december month quotes
December is the doorway to the new year, filled with reflection and hope.
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. – Albert Camus
December brings the magic of twinkling lights and warm hearths.
The joy of brightening other lives becomes the magic of the holidays. – Norman B. Rice
As the last leaves fall, December ushers in a season of peace and goodwill.
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it has a special quality. – Edith Sitwell
December: a month to pause, to give thanks, and to dream of what's ahead.
The holiest of all holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart; the secret anniversaries of the heart. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
In December, the world sparkles with the promise of renewal.
december month love quotes
"In the chill of December, your love warms my soul like a cozy fire."
"December nights are made for whispers of love under the twinkling stars."
"As snowflakes dance in December, so does my heart when I'm with you."
"Your embrace is the sweetest gift in the magic of December."
"In December's quiet moments, I fall in love with you all over again."
"Like holiday lights, our love brightens the darkest December days."
"December winds may blow cold, but your love keeps me warm forever."
"With you, every December memory becomes a timeless love story."