I've got some deep, yet savage, and short funny quotes for you!
1. "Life is like a pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "Procrastination is my superpower."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then take a nap."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
6. "If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried."
7. "Don't cry because it's over, cry because the Wi-Fi is out."
8. "When in doubt, add more cheese."
9. "My therapist says I have a 'fear of intimacy.' I think it's just a fear of getting stuck with someone who can't appreciate my Netflix password."
10. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? It's like our whole society is one big parking lot."
11. "The only thing more exhausting than working is explaining why you're not working."
12. "When life gets tough, the tough get takeout."
13. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
14. "Don't worry about what people think. Unless they're thinking you're cool. Then worry a lot."
15. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
Hope these make your day a little brighter and more savage!
I've got you covered! Here are some deep, yet short and suitable for Instagram:
1. "Life is a canvas, paint it with purpose."
2. "The darkest night can't extinguish the brightest star."
3. "You are stronger than your struggles."
4. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
5. "In the end, only kindness matters."
6. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."
7. "You are capable of amazing things, believe it."
8. "Don't watch life from the sidelines, participate in the game."
9. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
10. "Life is a journey, not a destination."
11. "Your struggles are not unique, your strength is."
12. "In order to find out what you truly want, you need to stop worrying about what others think."
13. "The greatest adventure you can take is to live the life which has been given to you."
14. "You don't have to control your thoughts. At any moment choose not to go there."
15. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
16. "Life is a puzzle, and every experience makes us wiser and more compassionate."
17. "You are not alone. You are exactly where you need to be."
18. "Life's greatest happiness is the conviction that we are loved."
19. "The only thing holding you back is your own mind."
20. "Your time on this earth is limited, so use it wisely."
Feel free to use them as inspiration or share them with your followers!
Here are some deep and savage quotes that can be short and sweet enough to share with a girl:
1. "You're not just a woman, you're a force of nature."
2. "Savage souls only attract each other."
3. "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone."
4. "If she doesn't know how good she is by now, then she's not worth knowing."
5. "Love her like a wolf, fiercely and without apology."
6. "She's not bossy, she's just confident in her leadership skills."
7. "You're not arguing, you're explaining why I'm wrong."
8. "If he can't handle the real me, then he doesn't deserve me."
9. "Life is too short for anything less than extraordinary."
10. "Savage love is when you put someone's happiness above your own."
Remember to keep it respectful and not use these quotes to disrespect or intimidate others.
You want some savage quotes to respond to haters, huh? Well, I've got you covered! Here are some clever and witty responses to shut down those pesky haters:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "You can't hate on someone who's doing better than you."
3. "If you're going to hate, at least have the decency to be original."
4. "My success is not your failure. Don't pretend it is."
5. "You can't criticize what you don't understand. So, get educated before talking trash."
6. "I'm not perfect, but I'm working on it. You're just mad because you're stuck in mediocrity."
7. "Haters are my motivation to be even better."
8. "You may hate me, but I'll still achieve my goals while you're stuck in your negativity."
9. "If you're going to talk trash, at least make it original and not just a copy of what others have said."
10. "My haters are just jealous that they can't do what I'm doing. And honestly, I don't blame them."
11. "I'm not worried about what you think. My success is not dependent on your approval."
12. "You may hate my story, but it's still a better one than yours."
13. "Haters gonna hate, but I'll keep winning."
14. "Don't get mad because you're not the one doing great things. Just be happy for me and my success."
15. "My haters are just proving that I'm on to something good."
Remember, when responding to haters, it's essential to stay calm, professional, and confident. These savage quotes can help you shut down negativity and focus on your goals.
Savage quotes are a great way to add some humor and sass to your Instagram captions. Here are some ideas:
**General Savagery**
* "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
* "If you can't take the heat, stay out of my kitchen."
* "Slaying the game one day at a time."
* "My energy is better spent on myself than your drama."
* "Don't @ me, I'm too busy winning."
**Dating and Relationships**
* "I don't need a man, I have pizza and Netflix."
* "If you can't love me for who I am, then you shouldn't be loving me at all."
* "Men are like pizzas, even bad ones can still be good."
* "Don't get it twisted, I'm not chasing you, I'm just casually dropping hints."
**Friendship and Frenemies**
* "Frenemies are just friends who are secretly trying to one-up each other."
* "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
* "If you can't handle the tea, then don't sit at my table."
**Self-Care and Confidence**
* "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
* "My worth isn't determined by how many likes I get on a post."
* "Don't compare your behind-the-scenes to someone else's highlight reel."
* "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating facts that are clearly wrong."
**Food and Drink**
* "Coffee fuelled and ready to take on the day... or just to make it through the day."
* "Pizza is like therapy, except it doesn't judge me."
* "If coffee and wine could have a baby, that would be my perfect drink."
Remember to keep your captions concise, witty, and engaging. You can also add emojis to give them an extra touch of sassiness! 😜
Savage quotes can be a fun way to express yourself and have a good laugh with friends. Here are some savage quotes that are perfect for girls:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "You're so extra, I'm surprised you don't have a parade in your honor."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "If you can't handle the heat, stay out of my kitchen (and my drama)."
5. "Don't @ me, I'm too busy being fabulous."
6. "My therapy is Netflix and ice cream; don't @ me."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm more like an 'afternoon-sun-comes-out-and-I-get-coffee' person."
8. "You can take my phone, my wallet, but you'll never take away my sass."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
10. "If you think I'm crazy, wait till you meet my aunt... she's the real MVP (Mostly Vexing People)."
11. "My love language is sarcasm and eye-rolling; don't @ me."
12. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you drama, make a TikTok about it."
13. "Don't get it twisted, I'm not being passive-aggressive, I'm just being direct (and also passive-aggressive)."
14. "If you're tired of my honesty, then maybe we shouldn't be friends."
15. "My superpower is being able to make fun of myself and still look good doing it."
Remember, savage quotes are all about having a good time with your friends and not taking yourself too seriously. So go ahead, get savage, and have some laughs!
Here are some savage quote options for a bio:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And if you don't like it, that's your problem."
2. "My bio is so exciting, you'll fall asleep just reading it."
3. "Warning: this bio contains sarcasm, eye-rolling, and occasional moments of brilliance (but let's be real, mostly just sarcasm)."
4. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an evening person. I'm not a daytime or nighttime person. I'm a 'whenever-the-coffee-kicks-in' person."
5. "This bio is brought to you by the letter 'T' (as in, too lazy to write anything else)."
6. "Don't @ me. Just don't."
7. "My bio is like a fine wine - it gets better with age... or at least that's what I keep telling myself."
8. "If you're reading this bio and thinking 'this person is a total weirdo,' congratulations! You're paying attention!"
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
10. "What they don't tell you in the bio-writing guide: how to make it sound like you actually have accomplishments and not just Netflix binges."
Remember, these are just for fun!
I've got you covered! Here are some savage caption ideas for Instagram that a girl might use:
1. When someone asks you to hang out and you're low-key busy:
"Hangin' loose, just not with you"
2. When someone tries to cancel plans at the last minute:
"Plans changed? More like I got cancelled"
3. When someone thinks they're better than you:
"I may not have your skills, but I've got my own game"
4. When someone tries to flirt with you and it's clear they're just being silly:
"You can't even get a smile from me, let alone a relationship"
5. When someone asks for advice and you're like "girl":
"Girl, I'm still trying to figure it out myself "
6. When someone thinks they're the center of attention:
"Sorry not sorry, but I'm the real star here"
7. When someone tries to one-up you with a story:
"My story's better, and I'm not even bragging"
8. When someone asks for help and you're like "um":
"I can barely help myself, let alone anyone else "
9. When someone thinks they're perfect:
"Flawless? Nah, just me being extra "
10. When someone tries to guilt trip you:
"Guilt trips won't work on me, I've got boundaries"
11. When someone asks if you're okay and you're actually not:
"I'm fine, don't worry about it... or do"
12. When someone thinks they're the only one who's been through something:
"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt... and so did everyone else "
13. When someone tries to make you feel bad for what you want:
"What I want is none of your business, but since you asked..."
14. When someone asks if you're single and you're like "nope":
"Not single, just not settled down yet"
15. When someone thinks they can out-sass you:
"Bring it on, I've got sass for days"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as the goal is to poke fun at yourself or a situation in a humorous way!