I've got some doggone good ones for you!
Here are some funny and short dog quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like a dog."
2. "Why did the dog go to the vet? He was feeling ruff!"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... like my dog when he wants treats."
4. "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole."
5. "Why did the dog go to the gym? To get a paws-itive workout!"
6. "My dog is so excited to see me, I think he might start barking... or drooling... or both."
7. "Dogs are like potato chips – you can't have just one."
8. "I'm not saying my dog is spoiled, but he has a personal trainer and a gourmet chef..."
9. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band... and what do you call a group of dogs doing the same thing? A ruff-musical band!"
10. "Dogs are the reason I get up in the morning – and also because my cat won't stop meowing."
11. "Why did the dog go to the beauty parlor? He wanted to get a paws-itively gorgeous haircut!"
12. "I love my dog more than pizza... but let's be real, that's not saying much."
Hope these make you howl with laughter!
I've got some paw-some funny dog quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Who needs personal space when you have a tail?" #dogsofinstagram
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for belly rubs" #funnydogs
3. "My human thinks I'm cute, but really I'm plotting world domination... one slobbery kiss at a time" #dogquotes
4. "Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff!" #punsfordogs
5. "I don't need therapy, I just need more treats and belly rubs" #doglife
6. "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole" #doglove
7. "What's the difference between a dog and a cat? One wags its tail, the other wags its tail... just kidding!" #funnyquotes
8. "My dog is so smart, he can do math in his head... 2 paws + 1 treat = WOOF!" #dogsmarts
9. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a squeaky toy, throw it across the room" #funnydogs
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my dog is better than yours" #dogparents
11. "Why did the dog go to the gym? To get a paws-itive workout!" #fitnessmotivation
12. "Dogs have no sense of smell... or do they?" #mysterysolved
13. "My dog's favorite game is 'Find the Treat Under My Paw'" #treasurehunt
14. "When you're feeling down, just remember: your dog still loves you unconditionally" #doglove
15. "Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was having a ruff day!" #punsfordogs
Feel free to pick your favorite and caption it on Instagram!
I've got some paws-itively hilarious short funny dog sayings and one-liners for you!
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Woof."
2. "Life is ruff, but my fur is soft."
3. "Why did the dog go to the vet? To get paws-itive feedback!"
4. "My tail is wagging, my ears are flapping, and my heart is paws-ing!"
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you belly rubs, just roll over."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy... for more treats."
7. "What's the difference between a dog and a cat? One purrs, one drools."
8. "Why did the dog go to obedience school? To learn who's boss... of his tail!"
9. "My human says I'm spoiled, but I just like being pampered. Purrrr-ks, anyone?"
10. "When in doubt, paws and think it through."
11. "Life is short, but my attention span is shorter."
12. "What's the best way to get a dog to do tricks? Treats! Duh!"
13. "Why did I become a therapy dog? To help humans feel better... about themselves"
14. "My human says I'm cute, but I know I'm adorable."
15. "The only thing more exhausting than chasing squirrels is explaining why I chase squirrels."
Hope these made you howl with laughter!
A unique request! Here are some funny and playful dog quotes that might fit the bill:
**Funny:**
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on dog time." - Unknown
2. "Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff!"
3. "Dogs don't have owners, they have staff."
4. "What's a paws-itive attitude?"
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... like my dog is doing now."
**Dirty (in a playful way):**
1. "Why did the dog go to the party? Because it was a paws-itively good time!"
2. "I'm not drooling, I'm just showing enthusiasm... for treats."
3. "What do you call a group of dogs playing poker? A paws-itive bluffing game!"
4. "Dogs are like potato chips - you can't have just one... or two... or ten..."
5. "Why did the dog go to therapy? To get to the ruff of it all!"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be lighthearted and playful!
I'd love to share some funny dog quotes from movies with you!
1. "You stay out of trouble, okay? No more sneaking into the principal's office!" - Marley & Me (2008)
2. "I'm not a morning person... unless there's bacon involved." - The Secret Life of Pets (2016) [said by a talking dog]
3. "Dogs are the leaders among men. He must be crazy who gives them an order and does not wait to see if it is carried out." - Turner & Hooch (1989)
4. "I'm not a good boy! I'm a very bad boy!" - The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) [said by Rowlf the Dog]
5. "If you're not first, you're last!" - Best in Show (2000) [said by a terrier named Buster]
6. "I love being a dog! I get to chase squirrels and sniff butts all day!" - Hotel for Dogs (2009)
7. "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" - The Way Way Back (2013) [said by a talking dog]
8. "You're the best thing that ever happened to me, you know that? You're my buddy." - My Dog Skip (2000)
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face!
I'd be delighted to provide you with some cute and funny dog quotes!
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my furry self."
2. "Pawsitive vibes only!"
3. "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole."
4. "Fur-ever grateful for my humans"
5. "Tail wags and snuggles guaranteed"
6. "Dog's motto: 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.' "
7. "Paws crossed we never run out of belly rubs"
8. "Life is ruff, but with dogs, it's paws-itively wonderful!"
9. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you dog hair, vacuum."
10. "A house without a dog is like a hug without the squeeze."
11. "Dog's best friend: napping"
12. "Warning: Cuddling with me may lead to excessive slobbering and unconditional love"
13. "Pawsitive thinking: believing that treats will magically appear"
14. "Fur-ever friends"
15. "Life is short, but a dog's love is long-lasting"
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and remind you of the joy and companionship that our furry friends bring to our lives!
Which one do you like best? Do you have a favorite funny dog quote to share?
I've got some short, funny, and adorable dog quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Who needs a beach body when you can have a snuggle body?"
2. "My human thinks I'm cute. They're wrong. I'm paw-some."
3. "When you finally understand the concept of 'quiet time'"
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for belly rubs"
5. "This is my happy place: on a lap, with snacks"
6. "Why do humans get to nap whenever they want? #doglife"
7. "My tail is the best mood ring I've got"
8. "I may not be the smartest dog, but I'm top-notch at snuggling"
9. "When you realize your human has been talking about something for 5 minutes and you're still wondering if it's snack time yet"
10. "Don't worry, I won't drool on you... much."
11. "Life is ruff, but with treats, it's paw-some!"
12. "If you can't handle a little slobber, stay away from my kisses "
13. "Who needs personal space when you have a snuggle buddy?"
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"
15. "My favorite exercise is running to the kitchen for snacks"
16. "Why do humans get to sleep in? #doglogic"
17. "When you finally figure out that treats are the answer to every question"
18. "I may be small, but my snuggles are massive"
19. "This is my love language: belly rubs and squeaky toys"
20. "I'm not a morning dog, I'm an 'when-the-alarm-clock-is-turned-off' dog"
Feel free to pick your favorite(s) and caption them with some adorable dog pics!
I've got some doggone good ones for you!
Here are some funny quotes about dogs and their love:
1. "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras
2. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'when-the-dog-wants-attention' person."
3. "My dog is not lazy, he's just on energy-saving mode... like my grandma."
4. "Dogs don't care if you're having a bad hair day or if your pants are sagging. They love you unconditionally."
5. "I'm not saying I'm addicted to my dog, but I have to feed him first thing in the morning and last thing at night... just like me."
6. "Dogs are like potato chips: once you pop them, you can't stop popping them."
7. "My dog is so loyal, he'll follow me anywhere... even to the fridge for a midnight snack."
8. "I don't need a boyfriend; I have my dog and Netflix."
9. "When my dog wags his tail, it's like nature's applause."
10. "Dogs are the reason some people get kicked out of movie theaters... or why you can't enjoy a quiet dinner at home anymore."
11. "My dog loves me unconditionally, which is weird because I'm not that great to begin with."
12. "I love my dog more than pizza, and that's saying something."
13. "Dogs are like little therapists: they listen when we need someone to talk to... or in my case, bark at."
14. "My dog doesn't care if I'm wearing sweatpants or a suit; he just wants belly rubs and snacks."
15. "I've come to realize that my dog is the only one who truly understands me... and by 'understands,' I mean he knows exactly when to give me the puppy eyes for treats."
I hope these funny quotes about dogs and their love put a smile on your face!