Family is the best, and here are some funny and short quotes to prove it:
1. "I love my family more than pizza, but that's a close second." - Unknown
2. "Family is not an important thing. It's everything." - Michael J. Fox
3. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Just like my family... outstanding in their craziness!) "
4. "I come from a long line of successful people. And by 'successful,' I mean 'completely dysfunctional.'" - Unknown
5. "What's the difference between a family and a circus? One has a lion tamer, and the other has an accountant." - Unknown
6. "Family is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid base, but then someone comes along and pulls out a piece... and suddenly it all falls apart."
7. "My family is like a pack of wild animals... except we don't actually roam the savannah or eat raw meat (mostly)."
8. "Why do families have to be so complicated? It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube... while drunk."
9. "What's the best way to get a family to do something? Threaten them with no more screen time! (Just kidding, that never works either...)"
10. "Family is not just about blood relations; it's about finding people who make you laugh, even when your dad jokes are terrible."
Hope these quotes made you LOL and appreciate the craziness of your own family!
I've got some great ones for you! Here are some inspirational, funny, and heartwarming family quotes:
**Inspirational Family Quotes:**
1. "Family is not an important thing. It's everything." - Michael J. Fox
2. "The love of family is life's greatest blessing." - Unknown
3. "A happy family is the church that sees the good in everyone." - Sam Levenson
4. "The most valuable thing you can give your children is your time. Because when you give them your time, there is no price they cannot afford." - T. Boone Pickens
5. "Family: a little group of angels bent on making the world worse, one fussy, complaining letter at a time." - Unknown
**Funny Family Quotes:**
1. "I'm not saying I love my family more than pizza... but it's definitely a close second." - Unknown
2. "Why did the family go to the zoo? To get some paws-itive reinforcement!" - Unknown
3. "My family is like a box of chocolates – nuts!" - Forrest Gump (played by Tom Hanks)
4. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Martin
5. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! And what do you call a family that can't agree on what to eat for dinner? The pasta-ic!" - Unknown
**Heartwarming Family Quotes:**
1. "There is no way to be a perfect parent, but a million ways to be a good one." - Jill Churchill
2. "The greatest gift you can give your child is the gift of a happy childhood." - Unknown
3. "Family is not just about DNA – it's about the people who have your back." - Unknown
4. "The best inheritance a parent can give their children is a good example." - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
5. "You don't choose your family, but you do get to choose how you love them." - Unknown
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the importance of family!
Here are some short and funny quotes about family togetherness:
1. "Family is not an important thing. It's everything."
2. "I'm not saying my family is crazy, but we're all related by blood or marriage... and that's all that matters."
3. "The best way to get kids to do something is to pretend it's a game. Unless you're asking them to eat their veggies, then just don't play along."
4. "My family is my life, and without them, I'm nothing."
5. "I love being a mom because I got to experience the wonder of my children's firsts... first steps, first words, first tantrums..."
6. "When I was a kid, we didn't have all this fancy stuff. We just had each other... and our imaginations... and a lot of bruises."
7. "Family is where your heart finds a home. Unless you're an orphan, then it's just a bunch of weird people who don't understand personal space."
8. "The best family vacations are the ones where everyone forgets to bring their therapy dog."
9. "I love my family because they're always there for me... even when I'm being annoying and they'd rather be anywhere else."
10. "Family is not just about DNA, it's about who you choose to put up with every day."
11. "My family may not be perfect, but we're a work of art in progress."
12. "The most important thing in life is family. And by that, I mean pizza night."
13. "I don't know what's more exhausting: being a parent or pretending to be interested in my kid's favorite video game."
14. "Family reunions are like Christmas, but with more arguments and less turkey."
15. "What's the difference between a family and a bunch of strangers living together? About 5 minutes and a restraining order."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny family quote ideas for Instagram:
1. "Family isn't always blood-related... sometimes it's just people who put up with you."
2. "My family is my foundation, and I'm grateful to have them holding me up."
3. "I don't know what's more exhausting, being a parent or pretending to be a functioning adult. Either way, my family has got my back"
4. "What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical family!"
5. "Family is like a tree... it grows stronger with age, and sometimes produces weird, twisted branches"
6. "My family might not be perfect, but we're perfectly imperfect together"
7. "Why did the family go to the doctor? They had a 'family' of issues! "
8. "Being part of a family is like being part of a crime... you never know what kind of trouble you'll get into"
9. "What do I want for Christmas? A family that doesn't drive me crazy (but let's be real, that's not happening)"
10. "My family might not have all the answers, but we always have each other"
11. "What do you call a group of cows taking a selfie? A moo-ment with my family!"
12. "I don't care if it's messy, or if there are crumbs everywhere... I love my family just the way they are "
13. "My family might be quirky, but at least we're consistent"
14. "Why did the family go to therapy? They were having a 'family' crisis! "
15. "What do you call a group of dogs playing poker? A paws-itive family affair!"
Feel free to use these quotes as is, or modify them to fit your personal style and tone. And don't forget to include some fun emojis to make your Instagram post stand out! 😊
I've got some great "Love my crazy family" quotes for you!
1. "Family is not an important thing. It's everything." - Michael J. Fox
2. "My family is a walking time bomb of craziness, and I love every minute of it."
3. "You can't choose your family, but you can choose to love them unconditionally."
4. "I'm stuck with my crazy family, and I wouldn't have it any other way!"
5. "Love means never having to say you're sorry... unless you're part of a dysfunctional family, then you'll be saying sorry all the time"
6. "My family is like a deck of cards - sometimes they get all jumbled up, but in the end, we always find our way back to each other."
7. "Family is the most important thing in life... and also the most annoying, frustrating, and crazy-making."
8. "I love my crazy family because they're the only ones who would put up with me!"
9. "You can't fix your family tree, but you can love it just the way it is - warts and all"
10. "My family may be a little dysfunctional, but at least we're consistent in our craziness"
These quotes capture the essence of loving one's crazy family despite their quirks and imperfections!
A great idea! Here are some funny family quote ideas, along with images to make them even more engaging:
1. **"Family is not an accident, it's a choice."**
[Image: A cartoon family sitting together, holding hands]
2. **"The best thing about being a parent... is the free hugs!"**
[Image: A playful mom hugging her child]
3. **"Laughter is contagious, so spread it around... to your crazy family!"**
[Image: A funny meme of a family laughing and making silly faces]
4. **"Home is where the heart is... and also where the laundry basket is always full."**
[Image: A relatable cartoon home with a overflowing laundry basket]
5. **"Families are like fudge... they're messy, but worth it!"**
[Image: A playful illustration of a family enjoying fudge together]
6. **"Family is everything, except when you're trying to get some quiet time."**
[Image: A humorous cartoon of a parent trying to sneak away for some peace and quiet]
7. **"The only thing more exhausting than parenting... is explaining why parenting is exhausting."**
[Image: A funny meme of a parent sitting on the couch, exhausted]
8. **"Love my family... even when they drive me crazy!"**
[Image: A playful illustration of a family with lots of energy and chaos around them]
9. **"The best memories are made with the people you can't stand... most of the time."**
[Image: A funny meme of a family having fun together, despite their quirks]
10. **"Family is not just about DNA... it's about being there for each other, even when you're feeling like a hot mess!"**
[Image: A relatable cartoon of a family supporting each other through the ups and downs of life]
These quotes and images are sure to bring a smile to your face (and maybe even some humor to your family gatherings)!
Here are some funny quotes about extended family:
1. "Family is not an important thing. It's everything." - Michael J. Fox (okay, this one might be a bit cheesy, but it's true!)
2. "I come from a family where the grandparents had their children late in life, and that's why my brothers are like my parents. And I'm like my kid."
- Michelle Obama (Okay, okay, I know this one is more relatable than funny... BUT IT'S TRUE FOR SO MANY OF US!)
3. "My extended family is so big that we have to have a GPS system just to find each other at the reunion."
4. "I love my family. Some of them are even related to me."
- Unknown
5. "Why did I inherit all these old people? Did my parents not get enough use out of their basement?"
6. "The best thing about having an extended family is that you can always blame someone else for your problems."
7. "My grandmother never told stories. She would just sit there, and you'd be like, 'Tell me more!' And she'd be like, 'Nope, I'm good.'"
8. "I have an aunt who's a nun. An uncle who's a priest. My mom is a saint."
- Unknown
9. "You know what they say: 'When the family gets together, it's like a hostage situation.'"
10. "My extended family is so big that we have to have a separate zip code for our neighborhood."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny missing family quotes:
1. "I'm not saying I miss my family, but I just ate an entire pizza by myself and I'm feeling a little guilty."
2. "Missing my family so much that I started talking to inanimate objects... now the couch thinks it's me."
3. "I miss my family, but mostly I miss the food they used to make for me when I was still willing to eat it."
4. "Currently experiencing a strong sense of homesickness... and also hunger. Priorities, people!"
5. "Missing my family so much that I started imagining what we would say to each other if we were all in the same room... and then realized I'm actually just arguing with myself."
6. "I miss my family when they're gone... but let's be real, I also miss them when they're still here because they drive me crazy sometimes."
7. "Missing my family like a lost sock missing its mate... only to find out it was just under the bed the whole time and now I'm just embarrassed."
8. "Currently going through withdrawal symptoms from not having my family around... or maybe it's just the Netflix binge-watching habit I developed when they left"
9. "Missing my family, but mostly missing the Wi-Fi password so I can Facetime them"
10. "I miss my family because they're the ones who understand me best... except when they don't, and that's usually when they're trying to tell me something important"
Hope these funny quotes bring a smile to your face!