funny thanksgiving quotes
Thanksgiving is the day when you realize your family is like a box of chocolates – mostly nuts.
I’m just thankful I don’t have to cook Thanksgiving dinner. Or any dinner, for that matter.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Thanksgiving is coming, and so is the flu from all those relatives.
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Thanksgiving: That magical time of year when the family gets together, eats too much, and somebody always ends up crying.
I love Thanksgiving. Turkeys, stuffing, pumpkin pie... and then there's the part where we pretend we're all getting along.
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November for kids to whine about not getting enough stuffing.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Thanksgiving without the sides is like a day without sunshine... or pie.
My favorite part of Thanksgiving is the 4:00 AM Black Friday shopping... said no one ever.
friends thanksgiving episodes
The Friends TV show features several Thanksgiving-themed episodes across its seasons. Here's a breakdown:
In Season 1, Episode 9 titled "The One Where Underdog Gets Away," the friends have their first Thanksgiving together, dealing with a parade balloon escape and relationship drama.
In Season 3, Episode 9, "The One With The Football," the group plays a competitive football game on Thanksgiving, highlighting sibling rivalries and team dynamics.
Season 4, Episode 8, "The One With Chandler In A Box," involves Chandler locking himself in a box as penance, while the others navigate holiday tensions and Joey's acting career.
In Season 5, Episode 8, "The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks," the episode uses flashbacks to show past Thanksgivings, including Monica's turkey head incident and other humorous mishaps.
Season 6, Episode 9, "The One Where Ross Got High," centers on a Thanksgiving dinner where Ross's secret about smoking pot is revealed, along with cooking disasters.
In Season 7, Episode 8, "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister," the friends host Thanksgiving with Monica's family, leading to confusion and comedic errors.
Season 8, Episode 9, "The One With The Rumor," features a high school friend of Monica and Ross visiting for Thanksgiving, sparking old gossip and rivalries.
In Season 9, Episode 9, "The One With Rachel's Other Sister," the holiday gathering includes Rachel's demanding sister, creating family conflicts and funny moments.
Finally, Season 10, Episode 8, "The One With The Late Thanksgiving," shows the friends attempting a belated Thanksgiving dinner after various delays, emphasizing their enduring friendships.
friendsgiving quotes
Friendsgiving is all about gratitude and good vibes with your crew.
Good food, great friends, and endless laughter – that's the heart of Friendsgiving.
In the warmth of friendship, every meal becomes a feast of memories.
Thankful for friends who turn ordinary days into celebrations.
Friendsgiving: Where the turkey is secondary to the stories we share.
Gratitude multiplies when surrounded by the people who lift you up.
Here's to friends who are family by choice, not just by blood.
Cherish the moments that make Friendsgiving a tradition worth repeating.
True friends are the seasoning that makes life’s holidays unforgettable.
friends thanksgiving meme
The "Friends Thanksgiving meme" usually refers to scenes from the TV show Friends, particularly from episodes like "The One With the Thanksgiving Flashbacks." A popular example features Chandler Bing wearing a turkey on his head, symbolizing awkward or forced holiday situations. It's often shared on social media to humorously depict family gatherings, overeating, or unexpected Thanksgiving mishaps, with captions like "When you're stuck at Thanksgiving dinner" or "Me trying to act normal at family events."
friends quotes
We were on a break!
How you doin'?
Oh. My. God.
Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
It's like all my life everyone's told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse, you know? Or a- or a hat!'
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Pivot!
They're just guys. I mean, like, like, hairdressers, right? You guys are always like, 'Oh, no, we don't, you know, fool around.'
The one where everybody finds out.
new girl thanksgiving quotes
"I'm thankful for my friends, even when they drive me crazy." - Jess
"Thanksgiving is the one day a year where you can eat whatever you want and not feel guilty about it." - Schmidt
"I don't need a holiday to tell me to be grateful; I just need a beer." - Nick
"Every Thanksgiving, I try to make it perfect, but it always turns into chaos—and that's what makes it fun." - Cece
"Who needs Black Friday when you have leftover turkey sandwiches?" - Winston
thanksgiving quotes for appreciation
Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. – Melody Beattie
Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. – E.P. Powell
The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness. – Dalai Lama
Appreciation can make a day, even change a life. Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary. – Margaret Cousins
At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us. – Albert Schweitzer
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough. – Oprah Winfrey
Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse. – Henry Van Dyke
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. – W.T. Purkiser
Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. – Nigel D. Lewis
funny friends show thanksgiving quotes
Joey: "It's like a hat for my whole head!"
Chandler: "Could we be more white trash?"
Phoebe: "I got shot on Thanksgiving. I was the ninth person shot."
Ross: "This is the worst Thanksgiving ever. And it's not just because I got my head stuck in a turkey."
Monica: "I was trying to rip open the turkey like it was a bag of chips!"
Rachel: "Oh my God! It's like a big, warm, huggy pillow!"