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"I'm thankful for my friends—especially the ones who bring the wine to Friendsgiving, because let's be honest, that's the real star of the show."
"Friendsgiving: Where we pretend to be grateful for each other while secretly eyeing the last slice of pie."
"Thankful for friends who don't judge me for wearing sweatpants to dinner... or for eating half the stuffing by myself."
"Friendsgiving rule #1: If you didn't bring food, you're on cleanup duty. Rule #2: There are no rules."
"Why wait for Thanksgiving when you can have Friendsgiving? More excuses to eat turkey and gossip about family we don't have to deal with."
"Friends are the family you choose, but at Friendsgiving, we choose the ones with the best recipes and zero drama."
"I'm not saying Friendsgiving is better than Thanksgiving, but have you tried celebrating with people who actually like your jokes?"
"Thankful for friends who turn a simple dinner into a feast of laughter, bad dancing, and way too much pumpkin pie."
"Friendsgiving: Because nothing says 'I love you' like sharing a burnt turkey and blaming it on the oven."
"At Friendsgiving, we're all about that turkey trot—straight to the couch after eating everything in sight."
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Friendsgiving: Where friends become family.
Grateful for my squad and our feast.
Thankful hearts, friendly vibes.
Cheers to chosen family.
Friendsgiving magic: Laughter and love.
No blood, just bonds.
Feasting with friends who feel like home.
Thankful for you, my friend-family.
Friendsgiving: Pure gratitude and fun.
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"Friendsgiving: Because turkey tastes better with wine and zero judgment."
"Thankful for friends who bring the snacks and the drama."
"Who needs family drama when you have Friendsgiving and pie?"
"Friendsgiving rule: The one with the worst cooking wins."
"Gratitude, friends, and leftovers – what could go wrong?"
"Thankful for buddies who pretend my cooking is edible."
"Friendsgiving: Where we eat first and give thanks later."
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"Friendsgiving: Because nothing says 'I'm thankful' like eating someone else's cooking."
"Surrounded by friends and carbs – what more could I ask for?"
"Thankful for friends who bring the wine and the wild stories."
"Friendsgiving level: Expert at turning leftovers into legends."
"Gobble gobble, gossip gossip – that's our kind of Thanksgiving."
"Who needs a family dinner when you have friends to spill the tea?"
"This Friendsgiving, may your turkey be moist and your jokes even moister."
"Eating pie and pretending we're adults – happy Friendsgiving!"
"Friends don't let friends do Thanksgiving alone... or sober."
"Grateful for friends who know the real meaning of 'feast mode'."
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Grateful for friends who feel like family. Happy Friendsgiving!
Thankful for you and all the good vibes. #Friendsgiving
Friendsgiving: Where laughter and turkey collide.
Cheers to the squad that feels like home.
Good friends and great food – that's Friendsgiving magic.
Thanksgiving with my chosen family.
Gratitude, friends, and endless joy.
Toasting to memories made together. Happy Friendsgiving!
Friends are the heart of every holiday.
friendsgiving message
I'm so grateful for our Friendsgiving gathering! To my amazing friends: thank you for the laughter, support, and memories that make life brighter. Let's raise a glass to friendship, good food, and creating even more joy together. Cheers!
funny friendsgiving invites
You're invited to Friendsgiving – because life's too short for boring holidays! Bring your weirdest side dish and prepare for turkey tales, bad puns, and zero judgment.
Join us for Friendsgiving: Where friends become family, and family recipes become hilarious experiments. RSVP with your favorite Thanksgiving disaster story!
Hey squad, it's Friendsgiving o'clock! Dust off your stretchy pants and come feast on food, laughs, and friendship. Warning: May cause uncontrollable gratitude and food comas.
Friendsgiving: The one day we pretend we're all expert chefs. Bring wine, wit, and your appetite – we'll handle the rest (or at least try to).
You're cordially summoned to Friendsgiving chaos! Expect pie fights, gratitude shares, and memories that'll last longer than last year's leftovers. Let's make it epic!