Here are some short and funny graduation quotes:
1. "Congratulations, you're finally done with school. Now go get a real job... just kidding, good luck!"
2. "You've made it! Now can we please have our diploma and get on with adulting?"
3. "The education system: where they teach you how to be smart, then make you forget everything in 5 years"
4. "Graduation: the moment when you realize you've spent four years learning how to do something that will probably never happen."
5. "Congratulations, you're officially overqualified for a job at Applebee's!"
6. "The best is yet to come... or not. We'll see in 20 years"
7. "Grad school: where they teach you how to be an expert on something nobody cares about"
8. "You've made it! Now go out there and make all the mistakes we told you not to make!"
9. "Four years of education, and I still don't know how to do my taxes"
10. "Congratulations, you're now a functioning adult... technically speaking"
11. "I'm not saying this is the end of your education, but..."
12. "The secret to success? Show up early, stay late, and pretend you have no idea what's going on"
13. "Graduation: when you finally get to use all those useless facts you memorized in high school"
14. "You've made it! Now go forth and make a decent living off your crippling student loan debt"
15. "Congratulations, you're officially old enough to buy a house... or so I'm told"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some humorous and relatable pieces of advice that parents might give to their graduating students:
1. "Congratulations, you're now officially old enough to start your adult life... just kidding, you'll still be living in our basement for the next 5 years."
2. "Remember, a 'real-world' job is just one where they don't pay you to play video games all day. (But hey, if that's your dream job, go for it!)"
3. "As you start this new chapter, remember that adulting is all about pretending you know what you're doing until you actually figure it out."
4. "Don't worry about finding 'the perfect career.' Just find something that doesn't make you want to pull your hair out... or in my case, just find a job where someone else pays for my haircuts"
5. "It's okay if you don't have it all figured out yet. In fact, the most important thing is to figure out how to order pizza without having to talk to anyone on the phone."
6. "Adulting is all about making sacrifices... like giving up your Saturday nights to watch reruns of 'The Office' instead of going out with friends"
7. "Your degree may not guarantee you a job, but it does guarantee that you'll have a cool piece of paper to frame and hang on the wall while you're unemployed."
8. "As you start this new chapter, remember that it's okay to make mistakes... just don't make them in front of your parents"
9. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a 9-to-5 job, make coffee and pretend like you're happy about it"
10. "Remember, the most important thing is to find a career that makes you happy... or at least one where they don't care that you're wearing sweatpants to work every day"
These humorous pieces of advice poke fun at the challenges and absurdities of entering adulthood, while also offering some relatable words of wisdom for graduates.
Here are some short, funny, and relatable high school graduation quotes:
1. "Congratulations, you survived high school... barely."
2. "You made it out alive (mostly)!"
3. "High school: where the only thing we learned was how to procrastinate."
4. "Goodbye, cafeteria food. Hello, better eating habits."
5. "We may not have known what we were doing half the time, but we did it anyway."
6. "The end of an era... or at least the end of a chapter in our lives."
7. "I hope you all learned something, but let's be real, you probably just figured out how to make decent nachos."
8. "High school: where memories are made and acne is formed."
9. "We grew up, sort of... still figuring it out."
10. "From prom to graduation, we've had some wild rides (mostly in the hallways)."
11. "The best part? No more early morning wake-up calls!"
12. "We went from learning about fractions to trying to divide our time wisely (good luck with that)."
13. "High school: where we discovered that sleep is a myth."
14. "Who needs algebra when you can solve the mystery of who ate the last donut in the cafeteria?"
15. "From cliques to clubs, from drama to comedies... it's been real, high school."
16. "The countdown begins: 4 years of freedom (ish)."
17. "We learned that friendship is key, but so are decent Wi-Fi signals."
18. "High school: where we perfected the art of procrastination and making excuses."
19. "From freshman anxiety to senioritis... we've been through it all (mostly together)."
20. "The last bell has rung; now let's ring in adulthood (kind of)."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be light-hearted and playful!
Here are some short and sweet graduation quotes:
1. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
2. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
3. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
4. "Do something today that your future self will thank you for."
5. "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." - Steve Jobs
6. "Chase your dreams, not your fears."
7. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
8. "You are capable of amazing things. Never forget that."
9. "Seize the day, and make it yours."
10. "The best is yet to come."
11. "Your education is a dress rehearsal for life. Practice well."
12. "Go forth and set the world on fire!"
13. "Remember why you started. That's where your heart will always be."
14. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk." - Mark Zuckerberg
15. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
These quotes are short, inspiring, and perfect for a graduation ceremony or card. They can also serve as a reminder to the graduate of the opportunities that lie ahead.
Congratulations on your upcoming graduation! Here are some funny graduation quotes to celebrate this milestone:
1. "I'm not saying I learned nothing in college, but I did learn how to make a mean quesadilla."
2. "I've finally achieved my lifelong goal: getting out of debt and into student loans."
3. "Four years ago, I was a kid with big dreams. Today, I'm a slightly-less-naive adult with slightly-more-enthusiastic debts."
4. "I'm not graduating, I'm just leaving this place before they realize their mistake."
5. "The degree is the prize, but let's be real, the real prize is the Netflix subscription that comes with it."
6. "Four years of partying, four years of procrastination... and one semester of actual learning (by accident)."
7. "I'm not saying I didn't do my homework, but I did do a lot of research on how to get away with not doing my homework."
8. "Graduating from college is like leveling up in life – you get a new set of challenges and an even more inflated sense of self-importance."
9. "I learned that the most important thing in life is to stay hydrated, but also that the second-most important thing is to have a good Wi-Fi connection."
10. "My degree may say 'Bachelor's,' but my actual skills are in making excuses for why I didn't do my homework."
11. "I'm not saying college was all fun and games, but honestly, it was mostly just eating pizza and pretending to care about sociology."
12. "Graduating is like being the adult version of 'That One Guy' – you know, the one who still lives with their parents but pretends they're independent."
Feel free to modify or combine these quotes to fit your personal style and sense of humor!
Here are some funny graduation quotes that you can use to congratulate your friends:
1. "You're finally done with school... now it's time to start paying off those student loans"
2. "Congratulations, you've made it through four years of being awake during 8 a.m. lectures!"
3. "You did it! Now go forth and make some money to pay for all the Taco Bell you'll be eating"
4. "Graduation: where you trade in your textbooks for a lifetime supply of 'I'm an adult now, but I still don't know what I'm doing'"
5. "Congratulations on not failing out (mostly) and managing to graduate without too many emotional scars"
6. "You're officially done with homework... until you start paying taxes, that is "
7. "Four years of all-nighters, coffee-fueled cram sessions, and questionable life choices... worth it for this shiny new piece of paper"
8. "Congratulations on surviving [insert chaotic college experience here]! You deserve a medal (or at least a participation trophy)"
9. "You did it! Now go forth and make your parents proud (or at least stop asking them for money)"
10. "Graduation: where you get to trade in your student ID for a real-world ID that says 'I'm an adult, but I still don't know how to do laundry'"
11. "Congratulations on learning [insert random fact or skill here]! Now go forth and impress your friends with it"
12. "Four years of pizza-fueled all-nighters... worth it for this shiny new degree (mostly)"
13. "You survived the cafeteria food, the awkward small talk in the dorms, and the existential crises that came with being a college student... you're basically an adult now"
14. "Congratulations on not dropping out to pursue your passion for playing video games/ traveling the world/ being a professional couch surfer "
15. "You did it! Now go forth and make some money so you can afford to buy yourself a celebratory ice cream cone (or three)"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be light-hearted and playful, so feel free to modify or combine them to fit your friend's personality and sense of humor!
Here are some inspirational graduation quotes to celebrate this significant milestone:
1. **"Believe you can and you're halfway there."** - Theodore Roosevelt
2. **"Your education is a dress rehearsal for life. Go out there and perform well."** - Unknown
3. **"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."** - Eleanor Roosevelt
4. **"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."** - C.S. Lewis
5. **"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. Congratulations, you're prepared for anything!"** - Unknown
6. **"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."** - Sam Levenson
7. **"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."** - Nelson Mandela
8. **"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."** - Zig Ziglar
9. **"Chase your dreams, and make them a reality. The world needs people like you."** - Unknown
10. **"The best is yet to come."** - Robert Browning
11. **"It always seems impossible until it's done."** - Nelson Mandela
12. **"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life."** - Steve Jobs
13. **"You are capable of amazing things. Don't let anyone ever make you feel otherwise."** - Unknown
14. **"The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves."** - Unknown (inspired by Back to the Future)
15. **"Go out there and conquer your dreams! You are ready, capable, and deserving of success!"** - Unknown
Remember, these quotes are meant to be inspiring and motivating as you embark on this new chapter in your life. Congratulations on your graduation!
Here are some funny graduation quotes in Tagalog:
1. "Ang mga panahon ng pagsisikap, nagtapos na! Ngayon, ang panahon ng paglalaro!" (The days of hard work are over! Now it's time to play!)
2. "Graduate ka na, pero wala pang pera! Hehe, kung hindi ka nagpunta sa bahay ng mayaman, dapat ka na lang magtrabaho!" (You're now a graduate, but you still don't have any money! Haha, if you didn't go to the rich man's house, then you should just work hard!)
3. "Ang mga panahon ng pagtuturo, nagtapos na! Ngayon, ang panahon ng pagtutok!" (The days of learning are over! Now it's time to aim for something!)
4. "Mabuti pa kung hindi ka nag-graduate, para wala kang masasayang panganganak sa pamilya mo!" (It would be better if you didn't graduate, so your family wouldn't worry about feeding you!)
5. "Ang mga panahon ng paghulog, nagtapos na! Ngayon, ang panahon ng pagkalaya!" (The days of saving up are over! Now it's time to be free!)
6. "Kung hindi ka nag-graduate, dapat ka pang magtrabaho sa kanto ng tindahan ng mayaman!" (If you didn't graduate, then you should just work at the rich man's store corner!)
7. "Ang mga panahon ng pagsasakay sa jeepney, nagtapos na! Ngayon, ang panahon ng pag-akyat ng bus!" (The days of riding a jeepney are over! Now it's time to take the bus!)
8. "Kung hindi ka nag-graduate, dapat ka pang magtrabaho bilang security guard sa mayaman!" (If you didn't graduate, then you should just work as a security guard at the rich man's place!)
9. "Ang mga panahon ng pagsasakay sa UV Express, nagtapos na! Ngayon, ang panahon ng pag-akyat ng taxi!" (The days of riding a UV Express are over! Now it's time to take a taxi!)
10. "Kung hindi ka nag-graduate, dapat ka pang magtrabaho bilang waiter sa mayaman!" (If you didn't graduate, then you should just work as a waiter at the rich man's restaurant!)
These quotes are meant to be humorous and light-hearted, so don't take them too seriously!