I've got some adorable and hilarious short funny baby sayings for you!
1. "Moooom, I'm starving!" (when they're actually just hungry)
2. "Baaaaby, I need a diaper change!" (said by the baby, not the parent)
3. "Wah wah wah... Oh wait, I forgot what I was complaining about"
4. "I'm not crying, I'm just expressing my feelings!"
5. "Mommy, can you pass the pacifier?" (when they want to be distracted from the real issue: nap time)
6. "Oooh, shiny thing!" (when they spot a reflection or a sparkly object)
7. "I'm not tired, I'm just resting my eyes... and ears... and legs..."
8. "Mama, can you pick me up? I think I left my sanity on the floor"
9. "Dada, why do we have to leave the park now?" (when they're having too much fun)
10. "Waaaait, what's that noise?" (when they suddenly hear a sound that makes them jump)
11. "I'm not fussy, I just have high standards for snacks"
12. "Mommy, why are you wearing my favorite outfit? Can't you see it's MY style?"
13. "Dada, can we play with the cat? Pleeease?" (when they think the cat is a toy)
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view... while screaming"
15. "Mama, what's for breakfast? Can it be pizza?"
These funny baby sayings are sure to make you giggle and remind you that even though parenting can be challenging, it's also full of adorable moments!
Here are some funny baby saying ideas that you could use on a onesie, baby blanket, or other baby-themed gifts at a baby shower:
1. "I'm not crying, I just have tears of joy."
2. "Warning: Cuteness overload ahead."
3. "Tiny but mighty (and loud)."
4. "Burping up a storm since [insert date]."
5. "Currently plotting world domination... one diaper change at a time."
6. "New parent, who dis?"
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like eating."
8. "Life hack: just give me a pacifier and some quiet time."
9. "Warning: Cuddles may cause excessive smiling and happiness."
10. "This tiny human is my boss now (but don't tell them)."
11. "Currently redefining 'sleeping beauty' to mean 2 hours of uninterrupted snoozing."
12. "Life's too short for clean diapers, am I right?"
13. "Tiny but mighty... and also a little bit stinky."
14. "This onesie is proof that even the smallest humans can have big personalities!"
15. "New parent, new me (same sleep deprivation)."
16. "Currently perfecting the art of baby whispering (AKA shouting randomly)."
17. "Warning: Cuteness may cause spontaneous giggling and squealing."
18. "Tiny human, giant heart (and also a tiny bladder)."
19. "Life's too short for boring outfits, even at 3 am."
20. "This onesie is proof that you're never too old to wear a onesie (or have a diaper blowout)!"
These funny baby sayings are sure to bring some laughter and joy to the mom-to-be and her friends and family at the baby shower!
New parents need a good dose of humor to keep them going (and sane)! Here are some funny baby quotes that'll bring a smile to their faces:
1. "I never knew how much love I had in me until I had you... and then it was like, 'Oh no, I have too much love!'"
2. "Sleep is for the weak. We're on coffee and prayer over here."
3. "Parenthood: where you go from having a social life to having a diaper bag with a social life."
4. "I used to think being tired was exhaustion. Now I know it's just 'mom mode'."
5. "What's the deal with baby talk? Do they really not understand what we're saying, or are they just laughing at our ridiculous voices?"
6. "I love being a mom. Except for when I don't. Like when they won't stop crying... and I haven't slept in 3 days."
7. "We used to have hobbies. Now we just collect baby poop in jars."
8. "Baby, you're so cute when you're sleeping! (But let's be real, you can also be super cute when you're screaming at me for no reason.)"
9. "Why do babies always seem to know exactly when I'm about to take a bite of something delicious? It's like they have a sixth sense... or just really love ruining my snacks."
10. "Parenthood: where you go from having zero responsibility to having a tiny human who needs everything from you all the time."
11. "I never knew how much joy could fit in a diaper explosion. (Just kidding, it's still super gross.)"
12. "Being a new parent is like being a superhero... except instead of saving the world, I'm just trying to save my sanity and get some sleep."
13. "What's with all these baby books? Do they really think we need to be told how to change diapers or something?"
14. "I love watching TV shows where parents are always one step ahead. Like, 'Oh, you're tired? Just put the baby in a carrier and go for a run!' Um, no. We're still trying to figure out how to get the baby to stop crying."
15. "Why do people say 'enjoy every moment'? Don't they know that sometimes those moments are just 3:00 AM feedings?"
16. "I used to think I was a morning person... until my kid started waking me up at 6:00 AM demanding breakfast."
17. "Parenting is like trying to solve a puzzle blindfolded while being attacked by a swarm of bees. (But with more snuggles.)"
18. "Baby, you're so smart! You just figured out how to make the most noise possible... and I'm just over here wondering if we need earplugs."
19. "Why do people tell us to cherish these moments? Don't they know that sometimes those moments are just our kid pooping on the carpet?"
20. "I love being a mom! (Except for when I don't. Like when my kid decides to scream at me for no reason... again.)"
Remember, new parents: you're not alone in this crazy journey!
Here are some funny baby quote ideas that you can use on Instagram:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... like a human-sized sloth"
2. "Warning: Baby mode activated. All rational thinking has been replaced with 'ooh' and 'ahh'"
3. "Life hack: Just let them cry. They'll learn to love the sound of their own voice"
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... like a tiny dictator"
5. "Proof that babies are actually alien spies sent to earth to steal our snacks and attention "
6. "When you're trying to nap but your baby has other plans"
7. "The more sleep I get, the more energy I have. The more coffee I drink, the more awake I am"
8. "Why did it take me 3 hours to make a diaper change? Oh right, because I'm a superhero"
9. "I don't know what's cuter: My baby or my baby's tiny toes "
10. "I've decided to start charging rent for my womb. It's a real estate opportunity"
11. "When you finally figure out how to burp your baby and then realize it was just gas"
12. "I'm not a morning person, but my baby is the exception (most of the time)"
13. "Warning: Baby talk may be contagious. Prolonged exposure may lead to excessive cooing and gazing"
14. "It's not that I don't love you, it's just that your 3 am wake-up call really threw me off my game "
15. "I've started a petition to make diaper blowouts an official Olympic sport"
Feel free to customize them or come up with your own funny quotes!
A great idea! Here are some short, funny, and adorable baby quotes that you can use on Instagram:
**Baby Humor**
1. "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye...and it's a pacifier."
2. "When mom says no more snacks..."
3. "My diaper is calling, but I'm too busy sleeping."
4. "Why do they call it 'drooling' when it's really just me being excited about food?"
5. "I may be small, but I can still give you the stink-eye."
**Baby Wisdom**
1. "Life begins at naptime."
2. "Crying is my love language."
3. "Mama's little helper (read: biggest distraction)"
4. "The best way to learn is through tantrums and timeouts."
5. "My personality is still developing, but my sass is already on fleek."
**Baby Quotes with a Twist**
1. "I may not be able to talk yet, but I can scream loud enough for everyone to hear"
2. "When you're a baby, even the simplest tasks are an adventure"
3. "My superpower is being able to fall asleep anywhere, anytime"
4. "Life is short, but my attention span is shorter"
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy...for eating and sleeping"
**Cute & Funny Baby Sayings**
1. "Wiggle, giggle, drool, repeat"
2. "I'm a baby, hear me roar (or at least whimper loudly)"
3. "Life is ruff (but my diaper is softer)"
4. "When you're little, every day feels like a holiday (from responsibilities)"
5. "My favorite game is peek-a-boo...and staring at your face"
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to the faces of your Instagram followers!
Here are some funny baby saying ideas for diapers:
1. "Diaper duty, because adulting is hard"
2. "Poop happens... and so does diaper changes"
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for diaper changes"
4. "Warning: contents may be messy"
5. "Life hack: diapers are the best invention ever"
6. "Diaper drama alert: someone's got a stinky situation going on"
7. "It's okay, baby - accidents happen... and so do diaper changes"
8. "The messiest part of parenting is also the most adorable (but shh, don't tell anyone)"
9. "Diaper duty: because someone's gotta keep the peace around here"
10. "When in doubt, add more diapers (and a sense of humor)"
11. "Baby's first lesson: poop doesn't equal genius"
12. "Diaper changes are like hugs for babies... but messier"
13. "Warning: diaper explosion imminent (just kidding, it's just Tuesday)"
14. "The art of diaper changing: where patience meets ninja skills"
15. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you diapers, change them quickly"
These funny sayings for diapers are sure to bring a smile to your face and help you power through those messy moments!
Here are some short and funny quotes for a baby boy:
1. "Little man, big impact!"
2. "This tiny human is going to change the world (or at least my diaper routine)"
3. "Baby boy: 100% adorable, 0% responsible"
4. "He's not crying, he's just passionately expressing his feelings... about being hungry"
5. "World domination starts with a onesie"
6. "This little dude is going to be the king of something ( probably tantrums and messy rooms)"
7. "Baby boy: 1000% cute, 0% helpful with laundry"
8. "From zero to awesome in three seconds flat (or whenever he decides to wake up)"
9. "He's not a morning person... or afternoon person... or ever person"
10. "This tiny human is the reason for my sleepless nights and endless coffee consumption"
11. "Baby boy: 1 year old, 0 years of listening to me when I say 'no'"
12. "I'm not his parent, I'm just a caretaker and chief diaper changer"
13. "World's okayest baby (and that's being generous)"
14. "He may be small, but he's got a big impact on my social life (aka zero social life)"
15. "Baby boy: 100% snuggle, 0% responsible for cleaning up after himself"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and are perfect for celebrating the arrival of your baby boy!
Here are some funny baby slogans:
1. "Tiny human, big attitude."
2. "Newborn ninja in training"
3. "I'm not crying, I just have allergies"
4. "Baby on board: caffeine and snacks required"
5. "This little piggy went to market, but my diaper bag did the shopping"
6. "Mom's taxi service: pick up and drop off at random intervals"
7. "World's Okayest Baby" (with a sticker or decal that says "Okay")
8. "Baby: 1, Sleep: 0"
9. "Tiny human, giant mess"
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for eating and crying"
11. "Baby's first words: 'Moooom, feed me now!'"
12. "Caffeine-free and loving it (just kidding, mom needs coffee)"
13. "The baby who ate the world... or at least the diaper bag"
14. "New arrival alert! (Also, help me, I have no idea what I'm doing)"
15. "Baby's first lesson: 'When life gives you lemons, cry and demand a snack'"
16. "World's most adorable tiny dictator" (with a onesie that says "Tiny Dictator")
17. "Not a morning person... or afternoon... or evening"
18. "I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-trained"
19. "Baby's first impression: 'You're itchy and smelly. Hi.'"
20. "Warning: baby may spontaneously combust if no snacks are provided"
These funny baby slogans capture the humor and chaos that often come with parenting a little one.