short funny baby shower quotes
Sleep when the baby sleeps? Good luck with that.
You're about to trade nights out for nights up.
New baby: Because who needs a full night's sleep anyway?
Babies—proof that tiny humans can cause big chaos.
Congratulations on your upgrade to parent mode.
A baby is like a tornado: fun, but totally disruptive.
Warning: This little one comes with zero instructions.
May your coffee be strong and your baby merciful.
Who knew such a small person could rule the house?
Prepare for a life where "nap" becomes a verb.
funny baby shower messages for boy
Can't wait to see what kind of trouble this little boy gets into – hopefully, it's the fun kind!
A baby boy! That means more blue, more balls, and more brawls over toys.
Congratulations! Your house is about to get a whole lot louder and a whole lot more fun.
Here's to the newest little heartbreaker in town – watch out, ladies!
Baby boys: They start out cute and end up turning your hair gray – enjoy the ride!
May your son be as adventurous as his dad and as smart as his mom, but not at the same time!
Who knew that one tiny boy could bring so much joy – and so many dirty diapers?
Time to trade in date nights for diaper changes – you've got this!
A boy! That means future fishing trips, sports games, and endless adventures.
Congratulations on your mini-me – let's hope he gets your looks and not your bad jokes!
funny baby shower messages to parents
Congratulations on your little bundle of chaos—may your coffee be strong and your naps be frequent!
Babies: proof that something so small can completely turn your world upside down. Good luck, parents!
You're about to discover that 'sleeping like a baby' is a total myth. Here's to surviving the nights ahead!
May your baby's first smile make up for all the diapers you'll change—spoiler: it won't, but it'll be adorable anyway!
Parenthood: where your heart walks around outside your body. Don't worry, it'll only keep you up worrying 24/7!
Congrats! Remember, a baby's laugh is the best sound, even if it's followed by a messy surprise.
You're upgrading from a couple to a trio—hope your sense of humor is as big as your new laundry pile!
Babies don't come with instructions, but they do come with unlimited snuggles and endless punchlines.
May your little one bring joy, laughter, and just enough mischief to keep life entertaining!
Who needs a social life when you have a baby? Congrats on your new favorite tiny human!
short funny baby shower messages for boy
"Congrats on your little boy! He's probably already plotting how to take over the world with his toy trucks."
"Welcome to the boy club—may your home be filled with more laughter than leaky diapers!"
"A new baby boy? Time to trade in your sleep for superhero stories and endless energy!"
"Hope your little guy inherits his dad's jokes... and his mom's patience for them!"
"Baby boy on board! Remember, the first word might be 'mine'—as in, all the toys."
"Cheers to your future little explorer—may he only discover the clean parts of the house!"
"A boy! That means double the fun and double the mess. Good luck!"
"Congrats! Your new son will keep you on your toes—literally, with all that crawling."
"Hope your baby boy brings as much joy as he does chaos, starting with midnight wake-ups!"
"Welcome your little man— he's got nine months of practice kicking, so watch out for soccer balls!"
funny baby shower messages for girl
Congratulations on your little princess! She's already got you wrapped around her tiny finger – good luck untangling that.
A baby girl means endless tea parties and dress-up sessions. Hope you're ready to be the best sidekick in her royal court!
Watch out, world – this little lady is coming in hot, with a wardrobe full of pink and a cry that could wake the neighbors!
Your baby girl will have you shopping for bows and glitter in no time. Who knew a tiny human could come with such expensive accessories?
Congrats! May your daughter inherit your sense of humor and her dad's ability to change diapers without complaining.
A girl? That means you'll spend the next 18 years fending off boys and buying her everything sparkly. Let the adventure begin!
Your little bundle of joy is here – prepare for a lifetime of "Daddy's girl" moments and mom rolling her eyes at the cuteness overload.
Baby girls: They start as cute bundles and turn into tiny divas overnight. You've been warned – enjoy the chaos!
Here's to your new princess! Remember, when she starts talking back, just blame it on those genes you passed down.
Congrats on the baby girl! She's going to have you wrapped in tutus and tiaras faster than you can say "spoiled rotten."
funny baby shower cards
Funny baby shower cards can feature playful puns and light-hearted jokes like these:
"Congratulations on your new tiny dictator – may the force be with you!"
"Parenting: Where coffee becomes a food group and sleep is just a myth."
"You're about to discover that babies don't come with a manual, but they do come with a lot of laughs."
"Hope your baby is as funny as their parents – otherwise, stock up on diapers and punchlines!"
"Warning: This baby might steal your heart and your sanity, but it's totally worth it."
"May your baby's first word be 'mama' and not 'help'!"
"Parenthood: The only job where you get promoted to CEO of chaos overnight."
"Here's to late-night feeds and early-morning giggles – you've got this!"
"Your baby is proof that miracles happen, even if they come with spit-up and surprises."
"Congrats on upgrading from couple to crazy – enjoy the wild ride!"
baby shower quotes for myself
I'm thrilled to be celebrating this new chapter with my little one on the way.
As I prepare for your arrival, my heart is full of love and excitement.
Welcoming you into my life is the greatest adventure I could imagine.
I'm embracing the joy and strength that motherhood brings.
This baby shower reminds me of the beautiful miracle growing inside me.
I'm grateful for every moment of this journey and the love surrounding us.
Here's to new beginnings and the endless possibilities ahead for me and my baby.
Feeling blessed and ready to meet my precious bundle of joy.
This is my time to celebrate the love, strength, and wonder of becoming a mother.
I'm over the moon about the little life I'm nurturing and the family we're building.
baby shower quotes for parents
A new baby is like the beginning of all things – wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Ten little fingers, ten tiny toes, the sweetest of smiles and a cute little nose.
Making the decision to have a child is momentous; it is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
A baby's laugh is the most beautiful music in the world.
Wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness with your new little one.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
The amazing thing about becoming a parent is that you will never again be your own first priority.
Every child is a story yet to be told.