baby shower quotes for myself
I'm growing a tiny human, and that's my greatest adventure yet.
Welcoming my little miracle with open arms and a full heart.
To me: Congratulations on this beautiful journey to motherhood!
Embracing the strength and joy of carrying new life.
Here's to self-love and preparing for my bundle of happiness.
I'm not just expecting a baby; I'm expecting endless love and laughter.
Celebrating the magic within me, one day at a time.
My body is creating a masterpiece—how incredible is that?
Showering myself with positivity as I await my sweet arrival.
This is my story of growth, love, and new beginnings.
funny baby shower messages for boy
Congratulations on your little boy! May he be as charming as his dad and as smart as his mom—good luck with the rest.
Get ready for a bundle of joy who'll turn your quiet nights into a rock concert. Here's to surviving the baby boy chaos!
A new baby boy means more blue balloons and fewer sleep marathons. Hope he doesn't inherit your snoring!
Boys will be boys, so stock up on bandages for all the future adventures. Can't wait to see what trouble he gets into!
Your son is already the king of the castle—now it's your job to be the jester. Enjoy the royal baby mess!
Warning: This baby boy comes with a lifetime supply of dirty diapers and dad jokes. You're in for a hilarious ride!
Congrats on your mini-me! Just remember, the terrible twos are coming, and he'll probably blame it on you.
A baby boy? That's one more person to teach the art of burping the alphabet. May your family be full of laughs!
Get set for a house full of toy trucks and superhero capes. Your little guy is here to make every day an adventure!
Here's to your new son: the world's cutest troublemaker in training. Don't worry, the fun outweighs the chaos!
short captions for baby shower photos
Baby shower bliss!
Showering the mom-to-be with love!
Little one on the way!
Celebrating new beginnings!
Sweet dreams of tiny feet!
Bundle of joy incoming!
Family fun and baby love!
Cheers to the newest addition!
Magical moments ahead!
Tiny toes and endless love!
short funny baby shower messages for boy
Can't wait to meet your little troublemaker—may he steal hearts as fast as he steals the remote!
A baby boy? Get ready for a lifetime of superhero capes and questionable fart jokes!
Congrats on the mini man! Hope he inherits your charm and skips the teenage eye rolls.
Boys and toys—sounds like double the fun and double the mess. Good luck!
Your new sidekick is here! Just remember, superheroes need lots of naps... and so will you.
Who needs sleep when you've got a baby boy to turn your world upside down? Enjoy the chaos!
A little boy on the way? Stock up on blue balloons and your best dad jokes!
May your son be as adventurous as a pirate and as easy to handle as... well, we'll see!
Here's to your bundle of boy joy—may he bring more laughs than laundry!
Get set for car chases, toy swords, and a whole lot of love with your new little guy!
funny baby shower messages to parents
Congratulations on your new tiny dictator—may they rule with lots of giggles and fewer midnight demands!
Get ready for a baby who'll turn your quiet nights into a comedy show of burps and babbles!
Parenting: where coffee becomes your best friend and sleep is just a distant memory. You're in for a hilarious ride!
May your baby be as cute as a button and as easy to handle as a wild monkey—good luck!
Who needs a personal trainer when you have a baby to chase around? Here's to endless laughs and chubby cheeks!
Your little one is already plotting to take over the world—starting with your heart and your sanity!
Babies: proof that something so small can cause so much chaos and joy. Hang in there, parents!
Forget adulting; it's time for diaper duty and dance parties at 3 a.m. Congrats on the fun ahead!
May your baby shower with gifts be as epic as the showers of spit-up coming your way!
Parenting is like a comedy sketch—unpredictable, exhausting, and totally worth it. Cheers to your new adventure!
funny baby shower captions for instagram
"Warning: This baby is already stealing the spotlight – and my snacks!"
"Bun in the oven, and it's already got a better social life than me."
"Showering the mom-to-be with gifts, because who needs sleep anyway?"
"This little one is cooking up trouble – and it's not even born yet!"
"Baby on board: Prepare for diaper changes and dad jokes."
"From bump to baby: May your coffee be strong and your naps be long."
"Celebrating the tiniest human who’s about to turn our world upside down!"
"This baby shower is proof that miracles happen – nine months of cravings later!"
"Popping bottles for the baby, but let's be real, it's for the parents' sanity."
"Warning: Adorable overload incoming. Proceed with caution (and more cake)."
"Baby's first party: Where the parents pretend they're ready for this."
"Showering baby with love, laughter, and a lifetime supply of wipes."
"This little bundle is going to be the boss – starting today!"
"Bump ahead: Where every outfit is a maternity dress and every meal is for two."
"Celebrating the world's cutest evader of sleep – can't wait to meet you!"
baby shower quotes for parents
"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." – Carl Sandburg
"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born." – Osho
"Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God." – Larry Barretto
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things – wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." – Eda J. LeShan
"Children bring us a piece of heaven on earth."
"Parenthood: The scariest hood you'll ever go through."
"In the eyes of a baby, there is joy, there is laughter, and there is hope."
"A baby's laugh is the most beautiful music in the world."
"Every child begins the world again." – Henry David Thoreau
"The joy of motherhood comes in moments." – Unknown
funny baby shower messages for girl
Congratulations on your little princess! Just remember, crowns don't change diapers.
A baby girl: because who needs sleep anyway? Enjoy the chaos!
She's going to have you wrapped around her little finger faster than you can say "pink tutu."
Get ready for tea parties, dress-up days, and a lifetime of glitter. Good luck!
Your baby girl will be the cutest boss baby ever. Start practicing your "yes, dear!"
May your baby girl's first word be "mama" and not "shopping spree"!
Warning: This little girl comes with a lifetime supply of sass and style.
She's not just a baby; she's a future CEO in a onesie.