Here are some funny best friend quotes that are short and sweet:
1. "You're my person, my partner in crime."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... with you."
3. "We may be different, but we're both weirdos together."
4. "Besties for life: no drama, all laughter"
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly"
6. "I'd rather have you as my partner in crime than anyone else"
7. "We may not be related by blood, but we're definitely related by sanity"
8. "Who needs therapy when you have best friends like us?"
9. "You're the only person I can make fun of and still consider a friend"
10. "I'm so glad we found each other... and by 'found each other', I mean got stuck with each other in this crazy life"
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I'd be happy to help you with some funny quotes from the TV show "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"!
Here are a few:
1. **Rebecca Bunch**: "I'm not crazy, I just have a lot of feelings... and a bad haircut." (Season 2, Episode 5)
2. **Greg Serrano**: "You're like the human version of a participation trophy. You show up, you do your thing, and everyone's like, 'Hey, good job!'" (Season 1, Episode 14)
3. **Rebecca Bunch**: "I'm not a morning person... or an evening person... or a weekend person... I'm just a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person." (Season 2, Episode 10)
4. **Josh Chan**: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for my Instagram stories." (Season 1, Episode 15)
5. **Darryl Whitefeather**: "Don't get me wrong, Rebecca's a great girl... but have you seen her eyebrows? They're like two caterpillars fighting on her face!" (Season 2, Episode 14)
These quotes capture some of the show's humor and wit, don't they?
Would you like more quotes or any specific information about the show?
I've got some great ones for you! Here are some short, funny, and sweet friendship quotes:
1. "Friends are the sunshine that brightens up my day"
2. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all"
3. "Best friends: where you can be your ridiculous self and they'll still love you"
4. "Friendship is the only thing that makes life worth living"
5. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night"
6. "I don't have a 'friend' – I have a partner in crime"
7. "Friends: because adulting is hard, but having someone to laugh with makes it bearable"
8. "My friends are my rock, my confidants, and my partners in shenanigans"
9. "You're not just my friend, you're my personal hype woman"
10. "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone, and that's where my friends come in"
11. "I don't need a map to find my way because I have my friends to guide me"
12. "We may be different, but together we're unstoppable"
13. "Friendship is not about who you know, it's about who knows you and still wants to hang out"
14. "You're the coffee to my morning, the wine to my evening"
15. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for our next adventure"
Feel free to share these with your BFFs and make their day a little brighter!
Here are some funny best friend quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Best friends are like a second skin, except they don't judge me when I wear sweatpants."
2. "When my bestie says 'let's hang out', it means let's eat all the pizza and watch all the Netflix"
3. "My best friend is not just someone who knows the answers, but one who will help you find them too #bestfriendsforever"
4. "We're not a match made in heaven... we're a match made on Spotify #bestfriendgoals"
5. "I don't know what I'd do without my BFF (but honestly, I'd probably just eat more ice cream)"
6. "Our friendship is like a pizza - cheesy, messy, and always worth it "
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a best friend, make memories"
8. "My bestie is the person who laughs at my jokes, even when they're not that funny #squadgoals"
9. "We're not just friends, we're an unstoppable duo - like Batman and Robin, but with better haircuts "
10. "What's a few extra pounds between friends? #bestfriendsforever"
11. "I'm not saying my bestie is the best, but have you seen her dance moves? #friendshipgoals"
12. "When I think of my BFF, I think of someone who knows me better than my mom (just kidding, that's not true)"
13. "Our friendship is like a game of Mario Kart - we may crash and burn sometimes, but we always come back to win"
14. "What do best friends have in common? Everything. Except for our taste in music (I'm sorry, I still think the 90s were better)"
15. "If my BFF ever leaves me, I'll just write a song about it and play it on repeat"
Feel free to use these quotes as is or modify them to fit your personal style and tone!
I've got a treasure trove of humorously relatable friendship quotes and memes for you! Here are some:
**Memes**
1. **When your BFF becomes your partner in crime**
[Image of two friends laughing together, with a caption: "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our points... of view"]
2. **Friendship goals**
[Image of two friends giving each other high-fives, with a caption: "You had my back, and I had your snacks"]
3. **When you know someone's trying to get out of doing something**
[Image of a friend making a "I'm not interested" face, with a caption: "Uh-huh, nope, not happening... said every bestie ever"]
**Funny Friendship Quotes**
1. "My friends are my support system, and also the ones I blame when things go wrong."
2. "Friendship is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "The only thing that's better than having a great friend is having multiple great friends."
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kind of the same thing... with your BFF."
5. "I'm not saying we're like two peas in a pod, but we're definitely like two peas in a weird, quirky pod that only accepts outsiders."
6. "The best thing about having a friend is that you can be silly with them without fear of judgment."
7. "We may not have it all together, but together we've got it all."
8. "True friends don't care if you're a hot mess, they just care that you're their hot mess."
I hope these memes and quotes give you a good laugh and remind you how awesome having great friends can be!
Here are some funny friendship memes and quotes:
**Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends with silly faces] "When your friend is always down for an adventure... or a nap"
2. [Picture of a cat and dog sitting together] "Meow-ging to be besties forever"
3. [Image of a phone with a text conversation] "Friend: 'Hey, what's up?' Me: 'Nothing, just eating Cheetos' "
4. [Meme of two friends having a staring contest] "When you're trying to out-stare your friend but they're winning"
5. [Picture of a coffee mug with the words "Caffeine fueled friendship"] "Because adulting is hard, but friendships make it worth it"
**Quotes:**
1. "Best friends are like snowflakes - unique, special, and sometimes annoying."
2. "Friendship isn't about who you're with, it's about how you feel when you're not together."
3. "Laughter is the best medicine, but your friendship is a close second."
4. "True friends stab you in the front."
5. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though you are half-cracked."
6. "Friendship is the only thing that can make the darkness look bright."
7. "My best friend and I have been inseparable since we were kids... or since we started pretending to be adults, whichever came first."
**Short and Sweet:**
1. "You're my person."
2. "Best friends forever, duh."
3. "Friendship is a choice, choose wisely."
4. "My best friend makes me laugh so hard I snort."
5. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
I hope these make you LOL and appreciate your friendships even more!
Here are some short, funny, and relatable quotes about friendship that you can use on Instagram:
1. "My friends are my ride or die...or at least they're my ride"
2. "Friendship is the best gift"
3. "Why did I join a friend group? To have people to blame for my failures!"
4. "You're not stuck in traffic, you're just on a scenic route with me"
5. "My friends are my favorite humans"
6. "We're not arguing, we're just passionately expressing our points of view"
7. "What's the best way to make a friend? Just be one"
8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a friend, make memories "
9. "Friendship is like pizza: it's always a good idea"
10. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kind of the same thing with my friends "
11. "Friends are the people who know your name and still come to see you when you're at the movies"
12. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all"
13. "Friendship is like a good pair of shoes: comfortable, reliable, and always there for you"
14. "Who needs therapy when you have friends?"
15. "When in doubt, text your friend"
16. "You're my person...or at least that's what I'm telling myself "
17. "Friendship isn't about being inseparable; it's about being separated and knowing you can always find your way back to each other"
18. "Life is better with friends by your side (and a good Wi-Fi connection)"
19. "If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression...just kidding, that's my friend's motto "
20. "Friends are the people who know you're a mess, but love you anyway"
Feel free to copy and paste these quotes into your Instagram captions!
Here are some funny friend quotes that you might enjoy:
1. "A good friend knows all your fears, a best friend faces them with you."
2. "Friends are the siblings God forgot to give us."
3. "I don't need a map to find my way around your heart... because we've been there together."
4. "You're not my real mom, but you're definitely my favorite fake one."
5. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
6. "Friendship is the only relationship that doesn't require an invitation."
7. "You're a-maize-ing!"
8. "I'm not saying you're the best friend ever, but you're definitely in my top 5... and sometimes even top 3."
9. "We may not have gone to prom together, but we can still have a ' prom-otional' moment"
10. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
11. "I don't want a relationship, I just want someone who will tolerate me and let me watch TV all day."
12. "Friends are forever, unless they forget our friendship anniversary... then it's only until next year"
13. "If I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I'd have at least 5 bucks by now."
14. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning, and also the reason I hit snooze repeatedly"
15. "Our friendship is like a fine wine... it only gets better with age (and also sometimes it's just okay)"
16. "I'm not saying you're my partner in crime, but we do make a pretty good team of chaos."
17. "You're the only one I'd share my snacks with"
18. "Our friendship is like a game of Mario Kart... except instead of drifting and boosting, we just drift through life together"
19. "I don't need a cape to save the day, because you've got my back (and also sometimes my snacks)"
20. "You're not just my friend, you're my ride or die... or at least my ride-share"
Feel free to pick your favorite and send it to your funny friend!