short funny birthday wishes
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're a classic.
Aging is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Happy Birthday!
You're another year wiser... or was that just another beer? Cheers!
Happy Birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your worries.
On your special day, remember: you're not getting older, you're leveling up!
Happy Birthday! If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
Another year older means another year of putting up with you—thanks for that!
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine: better with age, and best when shared.
Don't count the candles, just enjoy the glow! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as fantastic as you think you are.
short funny birthday wishes for friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just upgrading to a premium model.
Another year wiser? Nah, you're just better at hiding your craziness!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as that time we [insert funny shared memory].
You're like a fine wine—getting better, but also giving me headaches!
Cheers to you! If age is just a number, you're winning at math.
Happy Birthday! Don't worry about the wrinkles; they're just laughter lines from all our adventures.
Another trip around the sun—hope it's less wild than your stories!
funny birthday wishes to friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just upgrading to a more vintage model.
Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one—happy birthday anyway!
On your birthday, I promise not to mention how many candles are on the cake... as long as you share the cake with me!
Happy Birthday to my favorite human alarm clock—waking up at your age must feel like a daily surprise!
You're like a fine wine: getting better with age, but let's be honest, you're mostly just getting older.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake—go wild, my friend!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as that time you tripped over nothing and played it off like a pro.
Another year older means another year of me being the best friend you've got—deal with it!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, your power would be turning basic days into hilarious memories.
You're officially at the age where "happy hour" means a nap and early dinner—enjoy it!
short funny birthday wishes for best friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're a classic—like a fine wine that's been sitting in the fridge a bit too long.
Aging like a fine wine? More like milk—hope you don't curdle this year, bestie!
Happy Birthday to my favorite weirdo. May your day be as epic as that time we [redacted]!
Another year wiser? Nah, you're just better at hiding your nonsense. Cheers!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, you'd be The Procrastinator—still waiting for your cape.
You're one in a million, best friend. Unfortunately, that million includes some questionable decisions!
Happy Birthday! Let's party like we did in our 20s... oh wait, we're still recovering from that.
Growing older but not up—keep being your goofy self. Happy Birthday!
You light up my life like a birthday cake on fire. Hope it's not a sign!
Happy Birthday, bestie! May your wrinkles be as few as your excuses for bailing on plans.
funny birthday wishes for men
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just vintage—like a classic car that needs a jumpstart.
Another year older? Time to celebrate with beer and bad decisions, just like the good old days!
Happy Birthday! May your hair stay put and your jokes get funnier, or at least less dad-like.
Turning another year? That's the perfect excuse to act like a kid again—without the curfew!
Happy Birthday, mate! You're like a fine wine... getting older and probably giving people headaches.
Cheers to you! Hope this year brings more wins, fewer losses, and zero gym visits.
Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number, and yours is unlisted—because it's classified.
Another trip around the sun—may it include plenty of laughs, sports, and avoiding adult responsibilities.
Happy Birthday! You're not over the hill; you're just starting the downhill slide with style.
Turning [age]? Time to upgrade from boyish charm to distinguished grumpiness!
funny birthday wishes for girl
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—may your next level include more cake and less drama.
On your special day, remember: you're like a fine wine, getting better with age, but hopefully without the headache!
Happy Birthday to the girl who proves that age is just a number... a really confusing one that keeps going up!
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse to eat birthday cake for breakfast. Cheers to you, queen of fun!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as fabulous as your outfit and as hilarious as your dance moves.
You're officially a year closer to being a superhero—because only superheroes can handle getting older with this much style!
Happy Birthday! If birthdays were like video games, you'd have unlocked all the best levels by now. Keep playing on expert mode!
On your birthday, let's celebrate the fact that you're still young at heart, even if your joints disagree sometimes.
Happy Birthday to the girl who's aging like a classic movie—timeless, iconic, and full of unexpected plot twists!
You're another year older, but don't worry—your sense of humor is still as sharp as ever. Happy Birthday, you witty wonder!
sarcastic birthday wishes
Happy birthday! Another year older and still no wiser.
Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun—barely.
Oh, great, you're a year closer to retirement. Cheers!
Happy birthday! May your day be as exciting as your last birthday was.
Another candle on the cake? Hope you don't set off the smoke alarm.
Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're just increasing your value as an antique.
Wow, another year of fabulous life choices. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Time flies when you're having... whatever it is you're having.
Another birthday? How thrilling—said no one ever.
Happy birthday! Let's celebrate the fact that you're still here to complain about it.
funny birthday wishes for female friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—hope your next power-up includes more wine and less whining!
On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but in your case, it's proof that you're basically a walking, talking miracle worker. Cheers to you!
Happy Birthday to my favorite female force of nature! May your day be as fabulous as your Instagram feed and twice as filter-free.
Another year wiser? Who are we kidding—another year of you being the queen of comebacks and killer dance moves! Have a hilarious birthday!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, you'd be "Age-Defier Woman," because you make getting older look like a superpower.
You're officially another year more amazing, which means I have to step up my friendship game. Happy Birthday—let's celebrate with cake and zero regrets!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, adventure, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting, you wild thing.
On your birthday, let's ignore the candles and focus on the fact that you're still the funniest person I know. Here's to more laughs ahead!
Happy Birthday to my partner in crime! You're like fine wine—getting better with age, but way more fun at parties. Let's make this one epic!
You're another year older, but don't worry—your spirit is forever young and full of sass. Happy Birthday, you absolute legend!