short funny birthday wishes
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse for cake.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as fabulous as your Instagram filter.
You're another year older and still not as old as your jokes.
Happy Birthday! If age is just a number, you're basically a math problem.
Cheers to you—may your birthday be less drama than your group chats.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine: getting better with age... and a bit corky.
Another trip around the sun and you're still the brightest star.
Happy Birthday! Don't count the candles, just blow them out before they set off the smoke alarm.
You're officially awesome at aging—happy birthday to the legend!
short funny birthday wishes for friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just... vintage.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse for cake!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your wild stories.
You're another year older—time to adult even harder!
Happy Birthday! Don't count the candles, just enjoy the fire hazard.
Aging like fine wine? More like that cheese in your fridge.
Happy Birthday! You're proof that good friends get better with age.
Another trip around the sun—hope it wasn't too dizzying!
Happy Birthday! Keep calm and pretend you're still 21.
You're officially awesome at being older than me!
funny birthday wishes to friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just... experienced at being awesome. Or at least, that's what we tell ourselves.
On your special day, remember: age is just a number. But in your case, it's a really big one—happy counting!
Happy Birthday to my favorite human! If you were a candle, you'd be the one that never goes out... probably because you're too stubborn.
Cheers to you! May your birthday be as epic as that time you tripped over nothing and turned it into a dance move.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine—getting better with age. Wait, no, you're more like cheese: sometimes stinky, but always a crowd-pleaser.
On your birthday, I wish you all the cake you can eat and none of the calories. Oh wait, that's not how it works? Bummer!
Happy Birthday! If life is a game, you're leveling up today. Just don't forget to collect those coins—aka, birthday gifts.
You're another year wiser? Nah, you're just another year funnier. Keep the jokes coming, birthday buddy!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, adventure, and zero awkward photos that end up online.
Celebrating you today! You're proof that age is no match for a great sense of humor—keep cracking me up!
short funny birthday wishes for best friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're a classic—like a fine wine that's been sitting in the cellar a bit too long.
Aging like a pro, bestie! Happy Birthday—may your wrinkles be as few as your bad decisions.
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, your power would be turning cake into calories without gaining weight.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse for cake. Happy Birthday, my forever young best friend!
Happy Birthday! You're like a human version of WiFi—always connecting me to good times and bad jokes.
On your birthday, remember: you're not getting older, you're leveling up in the game of life!
Happy Birthday, bestie! May your day be as epic as that time we [insert your wild adventure here].
Cheers to you! You're proof that friends don't let friends celebrate birthdays without embarrassing stories.
Happy Birthday! If life is a joke, you're the punchline that keeps me laughing every day.
Another year around the sun and you're still my favorite weirdo. Happy Birthday!
sarcastic birthday wishes
Happy Birthday! Another year older and still no wiser.
Oh, great, you're a year closer to retirement. Cheers!
Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true, except the realistic ones.
Congrats on turning another year older—time flies when you're avoiding responsibilities.
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic disappointment.
Wow, another birthday? How original—hope it's as thrilling as your social media posts.
Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the fact that you're still here, against all odds.
Oh, happy day! Another year of pretending everything's fine.
Happy Birthday! May your cake be as sweet as your unfulfilled potential.
Cheers to you on your birthday—may it be filled with the same excitement as your daily routine.
funny birthday wishes for men
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value, like a classic car that needs more oil changes.
Another year wiser? Nah, you're just another year better at pretending to be an adult.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your beard—or at least as impressive as your excuses for not going to the gym.
You're another year older, but don't worry, age is just a number. And yours is classified information.
Happy Birthday! If life is a game, you're unlocking new levels. Too bad the boss fights are just bills and responsibilities.
Congrats on surviving another orbit around the sun. Here's to not burning out like a cheap firework.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine whiskey—getting smoother with age, but still capable of knocking people out.
Another trip around the block? Hope this year brings more laughs and fewer "I can't believe I did that" moments.
Happy Birthday! Remember, you're only as old as you act. So go ahead, eat that whole cake and blame it on your birthday.
You're not over the hill; you're just reaching the peak. Happy Birthday, you magnificent mountain of a man!
funny birthday wishes for girl
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—hope your next level includes more cake and less drama.
On your special day, remember: age is just a number, but in your case, it's unlisted because you're timelessly fabulous!
Happy Birthday to the girl who proves that wine gets better with age—and so do you! Just don't tell anyone about the occasional spill.
You're another year wiser, which means you're now an expert at adulting... or at least at faking it with emojis and coffee!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, your power would be turning heads and making everyone laugh—keep saving the day, queen!
Birthdays are like fine wine: they get better, but only if you ignore the hangover from last night's celebration!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your Instagram feed and as hilarious as your dance moves.
You're officially a year closer to being a cat lady, but hey, cats are awesome—own it and have a purr-fect birthday!
Happy Birthday! Forget the candles; you're already lighting up the room with that killer smile and witty comebacks.
On your birthday, let's celebrate the fact that you're not just another year older, you're another year of being hilariously awesome!
funny birthday wishes for female friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—now go collect your cake coins!
Happy Birthday to my favorite female friend! May your day be as fabulous as your Instagram filter game.
Another year wiser? Nah, you're just one step closer to being the world's coolest grandma. Cheers!
Happy Birthday! Remember, age is like underwear— it creeps up on you, but don't let it bunch up your style!
You're officially a year older, but still younger than your wildest dreams. Keep being the hilarious queen you are!
Happy Birthday! If you were a candle, you'd be the one that never goes out—probably because you're too busy setting the party on fire.
Turning another year older means you're vintage now, like a fine wine or that quirky outfit you refuse to throw away!
Happy Birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your exes' brain cells—smooth sailing ahead!
You're not aging; you're marinating in awesomeness. Happy Birthday to the friend who always keeps me in stitches!
Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the fact that you're still younger than your next big adventure—whatever that is!