Here are some short and funny birthday sayings:
1. "Happy birthday! You're another year older, but don't worry, you're not getting old... yet."
2. "On your special day, remember: age is just a number... a really big number!"
3. "Birthday wishes to an amazing person who's finally figured out how to use Snapchat"
4. "May your birthday be as awesome as you are (and that's pretty darn awesome)"
5. "Here's to another year of being older and wiser... or at least, pretending to be"
6. "Happy birthday! May your day be filled with cake, presents, and not too many embarrassing stories from childhood "
7. "On your special day, remember: you're not getting older, just more experienced in the art of procrastination"
8. "Birthday vibes only! May your day be as lit as your Instagram stories"
9. "You're another year older, but don't worry, you can still wear skinny jeans and pretend to be 21"
10. "Happy birthday! May your cake be chocolatey, your gifts be thoughtful, and your hangover be minimal"
11. "Here's to another year of being the oldest [insert age here] on the block"
12. "May your birthday be as fabulous as you are (and that's pretty fabulous)"
13. "On your special day, remember: you're not old, just chronologically challenged "
14. "Birthday wishes to an amazing person who's finally figured out how to adult (mostly)"
15. "Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and not too many awkward family moments"
I hope these funny birthday sayings bring a smile to someone's face on their special day!
Here are some funny birthday sayings for her:
1. "Happy birthday to a woman who's aging like a fine wine... only the wine is really good and you can drink it."
2. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life. Happy birthday!"
3. "Another year older, another year wiser... just kidding, you're still as silly as ever! Happy birthday!"
4. "Birthdays are like pizza parties – everyone's invited and there's cake involved. Happy birthday, girl!"
5. "You're not over the hill, you're just entering a new phase of awesomeness. Happy birthday!"
6. "I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are... which is to say, REALLY AMAZING."
7. "On your special day, remember: you're not getting older, you're just gaining more experience at being awesome."
8. "You're another year older and still kicking butt. Happy birthday, boss lady!"
9. "Birthdays are the perfect excuse to eat cake for breakfast... or is that just me?"
10. "Here's to many more years of being young, wild, and free (or at least feeling like it). Happy birthday, girl!"
11. "As you celebrate another year of life, remember: age is just a number – but your awesomeness is priceless."
12. "I hope your birthday is as bright and beautiful as you are. Shine on, star!"
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and make it personal to her interests and sense of humor!
Here are some short and funny birthday wishes for a friend:
1. "Happy birthday to my partner in crime! May your day be as awesome as you are"
2. "Another year older, another year more amazing! Happy birthday, friend!"
3. "Birthday vibes only today! Hope your day is as lit as our memories together "
4. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up! Happy birthday, friend!"
5. "Time to celebrate another year of being an oldie but a goodie! Happy birthday, friend"
6. "Here's to many more years of making poor life choices and having each other's backs ! Happy birthday, friend "
7. "Birthday wishes to my favorite person to share a pizza with! Hope your day is as cheesy as our memories "
8. "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage... or in this case, the number of inside jokes we've shared . Happy birthday, friend!"
9. "You're another year closer to being able to say 'I told you so'... just kidding, that's already happening! Happy birthday, friend"
10. "May your birthday be as epic as our Netflix binge-watching sessions and our spontaneous dance parties !"
Remember, the most important thing is to make it personal and genuine, so feel free to add your own inside jokes or memories to make it extra special for your friend!
Here are some funny birthday sayings for a friend:
1. "Happy birthday to the most amazing person I know (except you're a little weird)."
2. "Another year older, another year wiser... just kidding, you're still as crazy as ever! Happy birthday!"
3. "Birthdays are like pizza: even when they're bad, they're still pretty good. Happy birthday to my favorite friend!"
4. "On your special day and every day, remember: I'm not getting older, I'm just leveling up in life. Happy birthday, friend!"
5. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy birthday to the corniest (and best) friend ever."
6. "May your birthday be as lit as your personality and as crazy as our adventures together"
7. "Here's to another year of making memories, laughing, and getting into all sorts of trouble... just like normal friends do. Happy birthday!"
8. "I hope your birthday is as awesome as you are (which is pretty awesome). Thanks for being an amazing friend!"
9. "Birthdays are the perfect excuse to eat cake, drink champagne, and pretend we're still young. Happy birthday, old friend!"
10. "You're not getting older, you're just becoming more... experienced. Like a fine wine (or a moldy cheese). Either way, happy birthday!"
11. "I hope your birthday is as bright as your smile and as loud as our laughter together"
12. "Here's to another year of making memories, having fun, and not taking ourselves too seriously. Happy birthday, friend!"
13. "Birthdays are like Christmas: we celebrate the day you were born, but secretly wish it was the day we got a new gadget or toy. Happy birthday to my favorite friend!"
14. "You're not old, you're just... seasoned. Like a good steak (or a fine wine). Either way, happy birthday!"
15. "I hope your birthday is as amazing as our friendship and as unforgettable as that one time we [insert crazy story here]"
Remember, the most important thing is to make it personal and sincere!
Here are some funny birthday sayings for your best friend:
1. "Happy birthday to the bestie who's older, wiser, and still manages to embarrass me in public"
2. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're another year older, but also another year closer to being able to get away with anything"
3. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy birthday to my corny best friend "
4. "As we celebrate another year of life, remember: it's not the years, honey, it's the memes"
5. "On your birthday, I want to give you a present that will last forever... or at least until our next hangover"
6. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in adulting. Happy birthday!"
7. "Here's to another year of us making poor life choices and laughing about them afterwards"
8. "I hope your birthday is as lit as your personality (and also not as crazy as the things we did last weekend)"
9. "You're not getting older, you're just becoming more refined... like a fine wine, or a really good IPA"
10. "On your special day, I want to remind you that our friendship is the real treasure – and also that we should probably go get some brunch"
11. "I'm so grateful for another year of having someone who gets me (and also doesn't mind when I make dad jokes)"
12. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night – happy birthday, bestie!"
13. "As we celebrate your birthday, remember that you're not getting older, you're just becoming more... seasoned"
14. "I hope your day is as bright and amazing as your smile (and also that you don't eat too much cake)"
15. "Here's to another year of us being each other's partner in shenanigans – happy birthday, best friend!"
Feel free to pick the one that resonates with your friendship the most, or use them as inspiration to come up with your own funny and heartfelt birthday message!
Here are some funny birthday wishes for men:
1. "Happy birthday to the guy who's finally old enough to know better, but still too young to care."
2. "You're another year older, but don't worry, you're not getting older, just more distinguished...ly bald."
3. "On your special day, I hope you remember that you're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life."
4. "Here's to another year of being the man of the house (literally and figuratively)!"
5. "You may be getting older, but your sense of humor is still stuck in high school."
6. "Happy birthday to the guy who's been making dad jokes since before you were born."
7. "On your special day, I hope you get all the presents you want, and none of the ones you don't (like that tie your aunt got you again)."
8. "You're not getting older, you're just gaining more experience...in video games."
9. "Happy birthday to the guy who's still the man in charge, even if it's just in his own imagination."
10. "Here's to another year of being the king of your castle (or at least the king of your couch)."
11. "You may be older, but you're not getting any less cool...in your own mind."
12. "On your special day, I hope you get all the beer and pizza you want, and none of the things that are actually good for you."
13. "You're not old, you're just chronologically gifted."
14. "Happy birthday to the guy who's still got it (whatever 'it' is... probably a golf handicap)."
15. "On your special day, I hope you remember that age is just a number, and that number is how many years until you can retire and play video games all day."
I hope these funny birthday wishes for men bring a smile to their faces!
The art of sarcastic birthday wishes!
Here are some examples:
1. "Happy birthday! May your day be as exciting as a root canal without anesthesia."
2. "Another year older, another year closer to being over the hill... and by 'over the hill' I mean, you're just getting started on this whole adulting thing!"
3. "Happy birthday! May your cake be moist, your gifts be thoughtful, and your hangover be merciful."
4. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life. Level 2: Adulting. Level 3: Wisdom (just kidding, that's still a ways off)."
5. "On your special day, I'm reminded of all the times we've had to bail each other out of trouble. Just kidding... sort of."
6. "It's not like you're getting older or anything. You're just gaining experience and wisdom (just don't ask me what happened to mine)."
7. "Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and only slightly regrettable decisions."
8. "Another year has passed, and you're still alive! Congratulations, I guess."
9. "You know what they say: 'Age is just a number.' And by 'they,' I mean people who don't want to admit how old they are either."
10. "On your birthday, I'm reminded of all the things you've accomplished... and also all the times we've had to clean up after each other's messes."
Remember, these are meant in good humor (or at least, that's what we're telling ourselves).
Here are some short and funny birthday wishes for your best friend:
1. "Happy birthday to the person I've known since we were both awkward teenagers. Now you're old, but still pretty awesome."
2. "On your special day, remember: you're not getting older, just more experienced... at eating cake and taking naps"
3. "Best friends forever? More like best friends until someone else offers to buy us drinks"
4. "Here's to another year of making questionable life choices and still managing to have my back"
5. "You may be one year older, but you're still the coolest cat I know (or at least that's what I'm telling myself)"
6. "Happy birthday to the person who puts up with me when I'm being a jerk, and even loves me when I'm not"
7. "I hope your birthday is as lit as our inside jokes"
8. "You're officially old enough to know better... but still young enough to care less"
9. "Here's to another year of adventures, laughter, and making memories (mostly with me)"
10. "Happy birthday to my partner in shenanigans, my favorite person to hang out with, and the one who puts up with my crap"
Remember, the most important thing is to make it personal and speak from your heart!