short funny birthday wishes for friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just... vintage.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse for cake!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your wild stories.
You're another year older—time to adult even harder!
Happy Birthday! Don't count the candles, just enjoy the fire hazard.
Aging like fine wine? More like that cheese in your fridge.
Happy Birthday! You're proof that good friends get better with age.
Another trip around the sun—hope it wasn't too dizzying!
Happy Birthday! Keep calm and pretend you're still 21.
You're officially awesome at being older than me!
funny birthday wishes to friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just... experienced at being awesome. Or at least, that's what we tell ourselves.
On your special day, remember: age is just a number. But in your case, it's a really big one—happy counting!
Happy Birthday to my favorite human! If you were a candle, you'd be the one that never goes out... probably because you're too stubborn.
Cheers to you! May your birthday be as epic as that time you tripped over nothing and turned it into a dance move.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine—getting better with age. Wait, no, you're more like cheese: sometimes stinky, but always a crowd-pleaser.
On your birthday, I wish you all the cake you can eat and none of the calories. Oh wait, that's not how it works? Bummer!
Happy Birthday! If life is a game, you're leveling up today. Just don't forget to collect those coins—aka, birthday gifts.
You're another year wiser? Nah, you're just another year funnier. Keep the jokes coming, birthday buddy!
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, adventure, and zero awkward photos that end up online.
Celebrating you today! You're proof that age is no match for a great sense of humor—keep cracking me up!
funny birthday wishes for best friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—too bad your character still has zero extra lives.
Another year wiser? More like another year of us getting into trouble together. Happy Birthday, you magnificent mess!
Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun! If you were a candle, you'd be a fire hazard by now. Love you, bestie!
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as that time we [insert your wild adventure here]. Just don't trip over your new wrinkles.
You're officially a year closer to being a professional napper. Happy Birthday—let's eat cake and pretend we're still young!
On your birthday, remember: age is just a number, but in your case, it's unlisted because it's too high! Cheers to us, best friend!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, your power would be turning coffee into energy at record speed. Keep saving the day!
Another candle on the cake? More like another excuse for me to roast you. Happy Birthday—you're the best friend a person could ask for!
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine: getting better with age, but also making me tipsy with your hilarious stories.
You've reached the age where "getting up early" means 10 AM. Happy Birthday, legend—may your WiFi always be strong and your snacks unlimited!
funny birthday wishes for men
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value, like a classic car that needs more oil changes.
Another year wiser? Nah, you're just another year better at pretending to be an adult.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as your beard—or at least as impressive as your excuses for not going to the gym.
You're another year older, but don't worry, age is just a number. And yours is classified information.
Happy Birthday! If life is a game, you're unlocking new levels. Too bad the boss fights are just bills and responsibilities.
Congrats on surviving another orbit around the sun. Here's to not burning out like a cheap firework.
Happy Birthday! You're like a fine whiskey—getting smoother with age, but still capable of knocking people out.
Another trip around the block? Hope this year brings more laughs and fewer "I can't believe I did that" moments.
Happy Birthday! Remember, you're only as old as you act. So go ahead, eat that whole cake and blame it on your birthday.
You're not over the hill; you're just reaching the peak. Happy Birthday, you magnificent mountain of a man!
short funny birthday wishes for best friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're a classic—like a fine wine that's been sitting in the cellar way too long.
Aging like a pro, my bestie! Happy Birthday—may your wrinkles be as few as your excuses for not sharing cake.
Happy Birthday, best friend! You're proof that good things come in packages that sometimes forget where they parked.
Another year wiser? Nah, just another excuse to party harder. Cheers to you!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, your power would be turning coffee into motivation—super rare at your age.
You're not getting older, you're leveling up in the game of life. Happy Birthday, legend!
Birthday hugs! Remember, you're only as old as you act—good thing we're both kids at heart.
Happy Birthday, bestie! May your day be filled with laughter, cake, and zero adulting.
Turning another year fabulous? Happy Birthday—keep being the reason I laugh until I snort.
Happy Birthday! You're like a human emoji—always full of surprises and way too much energy.
funny birthday wishes for female friend
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—now go collect your cake coins!
Happy Birthday to my favorite female friend! May your day be as fabulous as your Instagram filter game.
Another year wiser? Nah, you're just one step closer to being the world's coolest grandma. Cheers!
Happy Birthday! Remember, age is like underwear— it creeps up on you, but don't let it bunch up your style!
You're officially a year older, but still younger than your wildest dreams. Keep being the hilarious queen you are!
Happy Birthday! If you were a candle, you'd be the one that never goes out—probably because you're too busy setting the party on fire.
Turning another year older means you're vintage now, like a fine wine or that quirky outfit you refuse to throw away!
Happy Birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as your exes' brain cells—smooth sailing ahead!
You're not aging; you're marinating in awesomeness. Happy Birthday to the friend who always keeps me in stitches!
Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the fact that you're still younger than your next big adventure—whatever that is!
funny birthday wishes for girl
Happy Birthday! You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in the game of life—hope your next level includes more cake and less drama.
On your special day, remember: Age is just a number, but in your case, it's proof you're vintage and fabulous, like a classic handbag.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as wild as your shoe collection and twice as stylish—here's to another year of slaying.
You're another year wiser? Nah, you're just another year funnier—keep those hilarious stories coming, birthday girl!
Happy Birthday! If you were a superhero, you'd be "Wonder Woman" because you're already amazing, but with superpowers to handle all the birthday chaos.
Cheers to you! You're like a fine wine—getting better with age, and I'm not just saying that to get a glass of it.
Happy Birthday! May your eyeliner be even, your coffee strong, and your exes regretful— you've got this, queen!
funny birthday wishes for male friend
Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just retro.
Another year older? Don't worry, you're still younger than Google.
Happy Birthday to my favorite human who still thinks he's 21!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really high one—congrats on leveling up!
You're like a fine wine: getting older and hopefully not turning into vinegar.
Happy Birthday! May your day be as epic as that time you thought you could dance.
Another trip around the sun, and you're still my go-to for bad jokes and good times.
Happy Birthday! If life is a game, you're unlocking new levels of awesome.
You're officially vintage now—time to start collecting dust, my friend!
Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your special day, so eat that cake like a boss.