Here are some short and funny engagement wishes:
1. "Congrats on finally finding someone who can put up with you!"
2. "You two are a match made in heaven...or at least in Netflix and Chill"
3. "I'm not crying, you're just engaged and I'm happy for you"
4. "Congratulations on getting stuck together forever! Just kidding, it's the best thing that could have happened to either of you"
5. "You two are the peanut butter and jelly of relationships...or maybe more like pizza and beer"
6. "Engaged? That's so cliché! Just kidding, it's amazing news!"
7. "I'm thrilled to hear about your engagement! Now can I be the maid of honor?"
8. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you for who you are...even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste"
9. "You two are going to make a killer team...or at least a great one"
10. "I'm so happy for you! Now can we please talk about the open bar at your wedding?"
11. "Congratulations on getting hitched! May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal"
12. "I'm thrilled to see you two lovebirds take the next step...or in this case, the next chapter"
13. "You're engaged? That's so cool! Can I have a piece of cake now?"
14. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you more than they hate your snoring"
15. "I'm over the moon for you two! Now can we please plan the bachelor/bachelorette party?"
Remember, these are just light-hearted and playful suggestions. Always consider the couple's personal style and sense of humor when choosing an engagement wish.
Here are some funny engagement wishes for friends:
1. "Congrats on finally committing to each other's Netflix password, I mean, love"
2. "I'm not crying, you're just really happy and I'm emotional for you... Congrats!"
3. "You two are the best thing since sliced bread (or in this case, since Pinterest)"
4. "I never thought I'd see the day where [friend's name] would say 'I do' to someone else's Netflix account"
5. "May your love be as strong as [friend's name]'s opinion on who should win Survivor each season"
6. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and never having to take out the trash again"
7. "This is amazing! Now that you're engaged, can I come over for Sunday dinner?"
8. "You two are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Pals) now"
9. "I'm so happy for you both... Said no one who has ever had to deal with [friend's name]'s snoring"
10. "May your love be as limitless as [friend's name]'s appetite at an all-you-can-eat buffet"
11. "You're officially off the market! Now we can stop setting up blind dates for you"
12. "Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, and maybe one day, a lifetime supply of wine"
13. "I'm thrilled to hear that [friend's name] has finally found someone who loves them more than their cat does"
14. "Now that you're engaged, can we please schedule a group outing to get pedicures?"
15. "Wishing you both an eternity of love, laughter, and never having to argue over who left the cap off the toothpaste"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as these are meant to be humorous and lighthearted wishes for your friend's special day!
Here are some short and funny engagement wishes for your brother:
1. "Congrats, bro! You're off the market... again."
2. "Bro, I knew you had it in you to find someone who could handle all your shenanigans"
3. "Whoa, slow down there, partner! Just kidding, I'm stoked for you and your soon-to-be Mrs."
4. "Bros before pros, right? Congrats on leveling up to 'engaged' status!"
5. "I always knew you were a catch... now you're hooked"
6. "Bro, you're officially off the market! Now let's party like it's 1999 (or whenever your wedding is)"
7. "The bro code just got rewritten: 'Thou shalt not steal thy brother's fiancée'"
8. "I'm honored to be a part of this new chapter in your life... mostly because I get to crash the bachelor party"
9. "Congrats, bro! You're getting hitched! (Don't worry, we'll still let you keep your Xbox)"
10. "You two are meant to be: like peanut butter and jelly, or beer and... well, more beer"
11. "Bro, you're a catch-and-release kind of guy now? Congrats on finding someone who wants to reel you in for good!"
12. "Time to trade in your 'bachelor' status for 'husband-to-be'... just kidding, it's still all about the bachelor party"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as this is a special moment for your brother!
Here are some funny and playful engagement wishes for your husband-to-be:
1. "Congratulations, you're stuck with me forever!"
2. "I'm so glad I get to spend the rest of my life making fun of you."
3. "You're going to be my partner in crime... and love... and Netflix binging."
4. "I promise not to divorce you for at least 50 years (or until we run out of money)."
5. "You're officially off the market, and I'm thrilled to be your 'plus one' forever!"
6. "I'm so excited to spend the rest of my life making fun of your ridiculous dance moves."
7. "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me (besides pizza)."
8. "We're going to have so much fun getting old together... and complaining about how our bodies don't work like they used to."
9. "I'm honored to be marrying a man who still thinks he can get away with playing video games all day."
10. "You're stuck with me, and I'm not sorry (not even a little bit)."
11. "Congratulations on marrying up... just kidding, you married down!"
12. "Our love is like a fine wine – it gets better with age, but our arguments get more frequent."
13. "I promise to support your fantasy football team until the day we die (or you win the Super Bowl)."
14. "You're going to be my partner in shenanigans for the rest of my life... and I couldn't be happier!"
15. "Congratulations on marrying someone who still thinks it's okay to wear sweatpants outside."
Remember, these are just light-hearted jokes, and it's essential to speak from your heart and express your true feelings in an engagement message.
Here are some short and sweet engagement wishes:
1. "Congratulations on your engagement! Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and adventure together!"
2. "So excited to hear about your engagement! May your love continue to grow stronger with each passing day."
3. "Cheers to the happy couple! May your love be the foundation for a lifetime of joy and happiness."
4. "Wishing you all the best as you begin this new chapter in your lives together. Congratulations on your engagement!"
5. "Here's to a lifetime of love, laughter, and adventure with your partner by your side! Congrats on your engagement"
6. "So thrilled for you both! May your love be the guiding force in your lives as you build a future together."
7. "Congratulations on your engagement! Wishing you a love that only grows stronger with each passing day."
8. "Here's to a lifetime of happiness, love, and memories together! Congratulations on your engagement"
9. "Wishing you all the best as you plan your wedding and start this new chapter in your lives together. Congratulations on your engagement!"
10. "Cheers to the happy couple! May your love be the foundation for a lifetime of joy and happiness together."
These short engagement wishes are perfect for a card, text message, or social media post. They're concise, yet heartfelt and congratulatory.
Here are some short and funny engagement wishes for your sister:
1. "Congrats, sis! Now you can finally stop giving me relationship advice."
2. "I'm so happy for you, sis! Now I won't have to borrow your makeup anymore"
3. "Who knew getting engaged would be the best excuse to get out of doing chores? Congrats, sis!"
4. "Sis, you're officially off the market... and so am I, since we're no longer competing for men"
5. "I'm thrilled for you, sis! Now can I have my old bedroom back?"
6. "Sister, sister! You're getting married? That's just peachy keen!"
7. "Congratulations, sis! I hope your fiancé knows he's marrying into a family of crazy people"
8. "Sis, I'm so happy for you... but don't think this means you get to hog all the wedding planning attention"
9. "You're engaged? That's just 'sister-ly' amazing!"
10. "I'm thrilled for you, sis! Now can we please have a sibling rivalry-free zone at your wedding?"
11. "Sis, you're officially a grown-up now... or at least, that's what the ring says"
12. "Congratulations on finding someone who can put up with all your craziness, sis!"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as these wishes are meant to be humorous and celebratory. Your sister will appreciate the laughter and good vibes!
Here are some funny and playful engagement wish options for your sister:
1. "Congratulations on finally finding someone who can put up with you! Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and inside jokes."
2. "Sister, I'm thrilled to welcome the man who's stolen your heart (and probably also your snacks). Cheers to a future filled with adventure, excitement, and making memories together!"
3. "I'm so excited for you and [fiancé's name]! Can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans you'll get up to now that you're officially 'taken'..."
4. "You two are the perfect pair – crazy in love, and equally crazy about each other. Wishing you a future as bright and beautiful as your smile!"
5. "From little sister to big sis (of marriage), I'm beyond proud of you! Here's to many more laughs, adventures, and memories with [fiancé's name] by your side."
6. "I never thought I'd say this, but... I think I might actually like [fiancé's name]. Just kidding (kind of). Congrats on the engagement, sis!"
7. "You're officially off the market! Wishing you and [fiancé's name] a lifetime of love, happiness, and making memories that'll make me laugh/cry/envy"
8. "Sister, I'm thrilled to welcome the person who's stolen your heart (and also your favorite TV show-watching spot). Cheers to a future filled with love, laughter, and Netflix binges!"
9. "I'm so happy for you, sis! You deserve all the happiness in the world, and [fiancé's name] seems like an amazing catch"
10. "Who knew being 'taken' would be the best thing that ever happened to you? Just kidding (sort of). Congrats on the engagement, sis!"
Remember, these are just playful and lighthearted wishes – make sure they align with your sister's personality and sense of humor!
Here are some funny engagement wishes for a colleague:
1. "Congratulations on finally finding someone crazy enough to put up with you! Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and occasional eye-rolling."
2. "You two are the ultimate #workcouple goals! Wishing you a happily ever after that includes regular coffee breaks and minimal drama at work."
3. "I never thought I'd say this to someone who's always trying to one-up me in meetings, but... congratulations on your engagement! May your love for each other be as strong as your competitive spirits"
4. "Who needs romance when you've got a 401k plan that covers both of you? Congratulations on taking the leap and making it official!"
5. "I'm glad I don't have to compete with you for office supplies anymore, since you're off the market! Wishing you all the best in your new life together"
6. "You two are the reason why 'work-life balance' is just a myth... because now you get to spend eternity at work together! Just kidding ( sort of). Congratulations on your engagement!"
7. "I'm not crying, it's just allergies... and joy for your engagement! Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and no more awkward office Christmas parties alone"
8. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night, the Excel spreadsheet to my work report... congratulations on finding your perfect match!"
9. "I'm honored to have been part of your journey from colleagues to significant others! Wishing you a happily ever after that includes no more 'who ate the last donut?' arguments"
10. "Congratulations on leveling up in life and getting married! May your love for each other be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal"
Remember, keep it light-hearted and playful, and make sure to tailor your message to your colleague's sense of humor and relationship with you.