short funny goodbye one liners
See you later, alligator!
After a while, crocodile!
I'm outta here before I say something I'll regret.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!
Farewell! May your coffee be strong and your weekdays short.
Catch you on the flip side!
Time to make like a banana and split.
Bye! I'm off to count my imaginary money.
Adios! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
See ya! Keep calm and pretend I was never here.
funny goodbye quotes for coworkers
Don't cry because it's over – smile because happy hour is just around the corner!
You're off to new adventures? Remember, the copier here will miss your colorful language.
Farewell! May your next job have better coffee and fewer meetings that could have been emails.
Goodbye! Who am I going to borrow pens from now? Thanks for being the office MVP.
Adios, coworker! If you get bored, just remember: we're still here dealing with the same boss.
Leaving us? Don't be a stranger – unless it's during tax season, then carry on.
Farewell! You're like that one app I never delete – irreplaceable and full of surprises.
Goodbye! May your new desk have a window and your inbox stay empty for at least a day.
Off you go! Remember, in the world of work, you're not quitting – you're leveling up.
Sayonara! Thanks for the laughs; now go make your new coworkers as lucky as we were.
funny goodbye quotes from the office
Michael Scott: "Well, that's it. I'm off to Colorado. Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Dwight Schrute: "Farewell, and remember, the Schrute family farm is always hiring... if you're strong enough."
Jim Halpert: "See you in hell, Dwight. Oh, wait, that's probably tomorrow."
Pam Beesly: "Goodbye, Michael. Try not to burn the place down while you're gone... again."
Kevin Malone: "Bye, everyone! I'm gonna miss you... or at least the free pretzels in the vending machine."
Andy Bernard: "Adios, amigos! If you need me, I'll be singing show tunes in the parking lot."
Phyllis Vance: "Take care, now. And if you see my Stanley, tell him I said hi... and to call me."
Meredith Palmer: "Later, suckers! Don't forget to party like it's 1999... or whatever year it is."
funny goodbye quotes for friends
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened – and then go eat ice cream!"
"See you later, alligator! In a while, crocodile! Don't forget to text me memes."
"Goodbye! I'm not saying farewell forever, just until our next adventure – or until I need a favor."
"Farewell, friend! May your coffee be strong and your Monday mornings be short."
"Adios! If you miss me too much, just remember: I'm only a bad decision away."
"Bye for now! Let's promise to keep in touch... or at least like each other's social media posts."
"So long! I'll miss you like a pirate misses his rum – a lot, and probably with some regret."
"Goodbye! Remember, friends don't let friends go without a hilarious story to tell later."
"Off you go! If life gets boring, call me – I'll remind you of that time we [insert embarrassing memory]."
"Ta-ta! May your path be smooth and your WiFi faster than our inside jokes."
30 funny goodbye messages to colleagues
1. Don't worry, I'll be back... in your dreams, or maybe just in the group chat spamming memes!
2. Goodbye! Remember, you're not losing a colleague, you're gaining more space in the parking lot.
3. Off to new adventures—may your meetings be shorter and your deadlines farther away than mine were!
4. Farewell! If you need me, I'll be the one not replying to emails at 2 a.m. anymore.
5. Adios, team! Without me, who will make the coffee taste like actual coffee?
6. See ya! I'm trading in office drama for beachside drama—much better views.
7. Bye for now! Remember, I was the one who kept the office plant alive... barely.
8. So long! May your WiFi always be faster and your boss always be kinder.
9. Ta-ta! I'm leaving before I start charging for my hilarious water cooler stories.
10. Goodbye! Don't cry because it's over; smile because the snack budget is now all yours.
11. Peace out! I'll miss you all, but not as much as I'll miss free printing.
12. Later, folks! Remember, a colleague's departure is just an excuse for cake.
13. Adieu! If I forgot to tell you, your desk chair is way more comfortable than mine.
14. Sayonara! I'm off to a place where "urgent" doesn't mean "right this second."
15. Cheerio! Without me, the office will be 50% less chaotic and 100% less fun.
16. Hasta la vista! May your weekends start earlier and your reports write themselves.
17. Bye-bye! I'll be the legend who escaped the copier jams—don't try to replace me.
18. Farewell! Think of me when you're stuck in traffic; I'll be sipping a margarita.
19. So long! I leave you with this wisdom: always blame the IT guy.
20. Adios amigos! Remember, I was the one who made "team building" actually bearable.
21. Goodbye! If you hear a sigh of relief, it's probably the office budget.
22. Ta-ta for now! I'll miss our chats, but not the ones about that one spreadsheet.
23. See you later! May your coffee breaks be endless and your emails few.
24. Bye! I'm trading desks for dreams—don't worry, I'll send postcards from Naptown.
25. Farewell, friends! Without me, who will correct everyone's grammar in the chat?
26. Adieu! Remember, every goodbye is just a hello to more personal time.
27. So long! I'll be the one not attending virtual meetings in my pajamas anymore.
28. Goodbye! May your Fridays be as epic as the ones I planned (in my head).
29. Cheerio! I'm off to find a job where "casual Friday" means actual casualness.
30. Ta-ta! Don't forget me—just kidding, you probably will once the next coffee run happens.
funny goodbye jokes
I'm off like a prom dress—quick and unforgettable!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and now I'm splitting—goodbye!
Time to go before I turn into a human version of that song you can't get out of your head.
See you later, alligator—in a while, crocodile, but only if you're buying dinner!
I'm leaving like a bad habit—hard to quit, but for the best.
Farewell! I'm off to find my other sock—wish me luck.
Goodbye! Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder... or at least makes room for more snacks.
Adios! I'm exiting stage left, like a magician's rabbit.
Catch you on the flip side—unless it's a bad flip, then maybe not.
short funny goodbye quotes for coworkers
Don't cry because it's over—smile because happy hour starts soon!
You're leaving? Great, more coffee for me!
Farewell! May your new job have better coffee and fewer meetings.
Bye, coworker—remember, you're irreplaceable. Just kidding!
See ya! Keep in touch, or at least send memes when you're bored.
Adios! Hope your new boss is as fun as we pretended to be.
Goodbye! If you miss us, just think of the office fridge smells.
Ta-ta! May your weekends be longer and your deadlines shorter.
Off you go—don't forget to blame us for your bad habits!
funny goodbye one liners for work
I'm out – don't let the door hit you on the way to your next meeting!
See you tomorrow, assuming my alarm clock doesn't mysteriously disappear.
Time to log off and pretend I have a social life.
Don't work too hard, or you'll make the rest of us look bad!
Farewell! May your coffee be strong and your deadlines be kind.
Off to battle traffic – wish me luck, or at least a clear lane.
Goodbye! Remember, it's not procrastination if you're just recharging.
Leaving now, before I say something I'll regret in the performance review.
See ya! Try not to miss me too much until Monday.
Time to go home and adult elsewhere.