I've got a collection of short, funny, and happy quotes for you!
1. "Life is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
4. "Happiness is not something ready-made. It's do-it-yourself."
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw the lemons back at life and say 'Ha! You can't catch me!'"
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
7. "Smile often, because your smile is contagious and might just light up someone's day."
8. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
9. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
10. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."
11. "Be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then be a unicorn."
12. "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try cheering someone else up first."
13. "Happiness is the new black."
14. "You're doing great! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone it's just a mess over here."
15. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little 'stitious."
Feel free to share your favorite one or use them to brighten someone's day!
I've got a few million of 'em!
Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
2. Coffee: because adulting is hard.
3. Procrastination is my superpower.
4. My life is like a rom-com... if the romantic comedy was set in a dumpster behind a movie theater.
5. Today's goals: eat pizza, watch Netflix, pretend to be a functioning member of society.
6. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
7. Don't trust anyone over 30 (or under 5, for that matter).
8. My therapist says I have anxiety... I think she's just jealous of my Instagram followers.
9. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
10. My life motto: 'I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours.'
Hope these made you LOL!
Here are some funny and happy quotes that are perfect for her:
1. "You're a-maize-ing!" (get it? corn-y?)
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like your phone"
3. "Life is short, but the memories we make together will last forever (or at least until the next great meme comes along)"
4. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night"
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and you're wrong"
6. "Today's goals: eat pizza, watch cat videos, repeat"
7. "I love you more than I love [insert favorite food or activity here]"
8. "You're so beautiful, it hurts my eyes (just kidding, that's not a thing)"
9. "Life is better with you by my side... and a few good puns"
10. "I'm happy to see you, even if you're just the delivery guy from Domino's"
11. "We may not have a perfect life, but we have a perfect love... and that's all that matters (except for the pizza)"
12. "You're my person, my partner in crime, my forever friend... and also my favorite human to give hugs to"
13. "I'm not saying you're amazing, I'm just saying you're totally awesome"
14. "We may be silly, but we're having a blast (and that's all that matters)"
15. "Life is short, but with you by my side, it feels like an eternity of happiness"
Feel free to pick the one that best represents your relationship and personality!
I love funny and crazy quotes! Here are some that might tickle your funny bone:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
2. "Crazy is my superpower. It gives me strength to fight the zombies... or do laundry."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications."
4. "I don't have a bad memory, I just store information in weird places. Like under my bed."
5. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
7. "Warning: this conversation contains sarcasm. If you're allergic, please step away slowly."
8. "My brain is 80% pizza, 10% Netflix, and 10% wondering why I ate so much pizza."
9. "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just having a completely one-sided debate in my head... loudly."
10. "Life hack: if someone asks how your day was, say 'good' and walk away before they ask what's good."
11. "Caffeine fuels my soul. Without it, I'm just a zombie trying to remember its name."
12. "My life is like a video game, but instead of leveling up, I just level out... and die repeatedly."
13. "I don't have 'me time.' I have 'responsibility avoidance' time. Same thing."
14. "What's the difference between a baker and a liar? One makes bread, and the other makes promises they can't keep."
15. "Procrastination is my superpower. It gives me the ability to put off anything that requires effort or responsibility."
Hope these quotes bring some humor to your day!
I've got a bunch of funny and happy quotes about life for you!
1. "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must learn to fall."
2. "Happiness is not something ready-made. It's a person or an act that makes you feel good."
3. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But first, make sure the lemons are organic and locally sourced."
4. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. And then take a nap."
5. "Life is short, but snails leave trails that last forever. So enjoy the ride!"
6. "You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And also, have you seen my cat? She's adorable."
8. "Life is like a pizza – even when it's bad, it can still be pretty good."
9. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing. And also, eat more ice cream."
10. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing."
11. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'anytime as long as there's coffee' person."
12. "Life is too short to waste on people who don't make you laugh. Unless they're your accountant, in which case, please send me their phone number."
13. "Happiness is the new black – everyone wants it, but only a few can pull it off."
14. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications."
15. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces don't fit, but that's okay because you can always make a weird collage and call it art."
I hope these funny happy quotes about life put a big smile on your face!
I've got you covered! Here are some funny and happy quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." #happiness
2. "Smile, because you're awesome!" #positivity
3. "Treat yo self to a happy day" #selfcare
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for Netflix" #relaxation
5. "You are stronger than you think, braver than you feel, and smarter than you know" #inspiration
6. "Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have health insurance" #humor
7. "Good vibes only, even when life gets weird" #goodvibes
8. "When in doubt, add more coffee" #coffeeaddict
9. "Life is short, but sweet, and also sometimes messy, so enjoy the ride!" #happiness
10. "You are enough, just as you are, with or without a filter" #selflove
11. "Don't watch your life pass you by, watch it from a hammock instead" #relaxation
12. "Sunshine and rainbows, that's what I'm made of" #positivity
13. "Life is like a game of Jenga, except sometimes the pieces don't fit, but that's okay!" #humor
14. "You're doing great, even when it feels like you're not" #inspiration
15. "Happy people are contagious, so spread some joy!" #happiness
16. "The best things in life are free, except for avocado toast" #foodie
17. "Life is a beautiful mess, and I'm grateful for the chaos" #gratitude
18. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode" #humor
19. "Smile because someone loves you, even if it's just your cat" #love
20. "Good morning! Or afternoon. Or evening. Whatever time it is, it's a good day!" #positivity
Feel free to copy and paste these quotes onto Instagram with some fun emojis 📸💕
Here are some very short, funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "Adulting is hard, but pretending to be an adult is harder."
4. "My life is like a video game – except instead of leveling up, I just get older and more confused."
5. "Life hack: just eat the cookie, you're probably gonna regret it anyway."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
7. "My therapist says I have anxiety disorder. I say I just have high standards for stress."
8. "Crazy people are my favorite kind of people – they're always entertaining."
9. "Life is like a rollercoaster, except instead of thrills and spills, it's more like slow climbs and sharp drops into despair."
10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person – I'm an 'when-the-coffee-kicks-in' person."
11. "My life is a mess, but my hair looks great, so that's something."
12. "I don't have a job, I just have a lot of free time to spend doing what I want... which is usually staring at screens and eating Cheetos."
13. "Procrastination is my superpower – I can delay even the most important things for an impressive amount of time."
14. "My social skills are like a rusty gate – they're a little stiff, but they still work... sometimes."
15. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching TV shows."
These quotes might be short, but they pack a punch of humor and relatability!
Here are some funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "Adulting is hard, but eating cereal for dinner makes it worth it."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "Life is short, so we might as well eat the whole pizza by ourselves."
6. "If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should try again with a different approach. Or just give up and order takeout."
7. "My life motto: 'I'll get to it eventually... or not.'"
8. "The three most important things in life are family, friends, and a good Wi-Fi connection."
9. "Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of awkwardness you're going to find inside."
10. "Procrastination: the art of doing nothing productive while simultaneously feeling accomplished."
11. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
12. "Life is a puzzle, and sometimes the pieces don't fit together perfectly. But that's okay, because we can always use some duct tape to hold it all together."
13. "My superpower is being able to fall asleep anywhere, anytime. It's not helpful in most situations, but it's a skill nonetheless."
14. "Life is full of ups and downs, but the downs are usually just your couch calling you for a Netflix binge."
15. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for more important things... like scrolling through social media."
16. "Life is a game of Jenga - sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you get a little too cocky and the whole thing comes crashing down."
17. "My life philosophy: 'I'll take it one day at a time, because tomorrow might be too hard to handle.'"
18. "Life is like a video game - sometimes you level up, sometimes you die, but either way, you get to try again."
19. "The secret to life is... there is no secret. Just eat some pizza and pretend everything is okay."
20. "Life is short, so we might as well make poor life choices and blame it on the circumstances."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and light-hearted, so don't take them too seriously (unless you want to, in which case, go for it)!