I love 'em! Here are some short, funny, and inspirational sayings to brighten your day:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is hard work and determination."
3. "Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."
4. "Smile often, laugh always, and don't forget to floss."
5. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And by 'shots,' I mean hugs from your cat."
6. "Hustle beats talent when talent doesn't hustle."
7. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do. Or at least pretend to love it for a few hours."
8. "You are stronger than you think, braver than you feel, and smarter than you know."
9. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does: keep going."
10. "The best way to predict your future is to create it. Or just wing it and hope for the best."
11. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. Unless it's a cat, then it's all about the cat."
12. "You're not stuck in a rut; you're just taking a detour through the land of procrastination."
13. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you limes, throw them at your enemies."
14. "The only person you should try to be better than is yourself. Or maybe that one person from high school who still owes you money."
15. "Do something today that your future self will thank you for. Like eating a salad or something."
16. "You're not too old to start again. Unless you're older than me, in which case you can just keep doing what you're doing."
17. "Life is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're going uphill with no brakes. But it's still fun!"
18. "The only thing holding you back is your own imagination... and maybe that one pesky hurdle in your way."
19. "When life gets tough, the tough get creative. The rest of us just cry ourselves to sleep."
20. "You are capable of amazing things. Like solving a rubix cube or eating an entire pizza by yourself."
I hope these made you giggle and maybe even inspired you to tackle that one thing you've been putting off!
I'd love to help you with that! Here are some very short and funny quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Crazy people are my favorite kind of normal."
3. "Procrastination is my superpower."
4. "My therapist says I have a lot of anger issues. I told him he's wrong."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
6. "Tacos: the answer to all life's questions."
7. "Don't trust people who don't like pizza. They're probably lying about something."
8. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
9. "My cat is not fat, she's just fluffy."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
Hope these make you LOL!
I've got some good ones! Here are some very short, funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a camera: focus on the present and develop from there."
2. "Adulting is just pretending to be responsible while secretly eating ice cream for breakfast."
3. "Life hack: just assume everything will burn, then you won't be surprised."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my phone."
5. "Procrastination is my superpower. I can put off anything!"
6. "My life is like a video game: except instead of leveling up, I get older and grumpier."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
8. "Life motto: 'Do what you want, when you want, unless someone is watching.'"
9. "My goals for the day: eat pizza, watch Netflix, pretend to be productive."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried and start again."
11. "I'm not stressed, I'm just passionately expressing my feelings about being overwhelmed."
12. "Life hack: just use duct tape to fix everything... or just stick with it."
13. "My life is a hot mess, but at least the coffee is good."
14. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you limes, make margaritas."
15. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes... to my couch."
Hope these short funny quotes about life bring a smile to your face!
I've got a whole collection of those! Here are some funny inspirational sayings about life:
1. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then spill the lemonade all over your shirt because you're in a rush."
3. "Don't worry if you stumble upon a few potholes on the road to success. Just remember, you can always patch them up with some good humor."
4. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react. Unless you're allergic to dogs, then it's more like 99.9%."
5. "You are never too old for a nap, especially after a big meal or a long day of doing adult things."
6. "When life gets tough, the tough get creative. And by 'creative,' I mean they order pizza and watch Netflix."
7. "Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what kind of existential crisis you'll find inside."
8. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life. Like in a video game."
9. "Procrastination is like a credit card: it's easy to use, but eventually, you'll have to pay the interest."
10. "Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you make others feel about what happened. Unless they're really mean, then it's more like 100%."
11. "The best way to get over a bad day is to pretend it was just a weird dream and wake up again."
12. "Life is like a game of Jenga: sometimes you have to take risks and remove pieces to see how sturdy the rest of the tower is."
13. "You're not stuck in a rut, you're just on a scenic route with no clear direction. Yet."
14. "When life gives you rainbows, make glitter. And then use that glitter to make more rainbows."
15. "Life is 3% science and 97% pretending like you know what you're doing."
I hope these funny inspirational sayings about life bring a smile to your face and a spring to your step!
Here are some funny inspirational sayings about life and struggles:
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are weirdly shaped and sometimes you find out there's no picture on the box to begin with."
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you existential dread, just sit in the corner and cry."
3. "You're not a morning person? That's okay, I'm pretty sure the sun is just going to burn anyway."
4. "Don't worry about making mistakes. Worry about not learning from them. That way, at least you'll have some funny stories to tell."
5. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react... unless you're allergic to bees, then it's more like 100% 'oh no, please don't sting me!'"
6. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza and that's kind of the same thing, right?"
7. "The biggest struggle is finding someone who will love you for who you are, and then realizing they're just trolling you."
8. "Sometimes life knocks you down. Other times it steals your phone and deletes all your contacts. Same difference, right?"
9. "It's okay to not have it all figured out. In fact, I think that's the only thing we all really have in common: being clueless about what's going on."
10. "You're never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream... unless you're 95 and then just stick with 'not falling down' as your main goal."
11. "The best way to get over someone is to find someone who likes pineapple pizza and move to Hawaii for a few months."
12. "Life is full of ups and downs, but honestly, most days are just a series of slightly awkward interactions with strangers while trying not to spill coffee on yourself."
13. "When life gets tough, remember that you're stronger than you think... or at least more resilient than the average human who can't handle a little bit of stress."
14. "You can't always control what happens, but you can control how many memes you post about it afterwards."
15. "Life is like riding a bike – except when it's not, and then you just have to walk away slowly while muttering 'stupid bike' under your breath."
I hope these funny inspirational sayings bring a smile to your face and remind you that even in the tough times, there's always something to laugh about!
I've got a treasure trove of funny and crazy quotes for you! Here are some that might tickle your funny bone:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
2. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
5. "What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter."
6. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
7. "Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!"
8. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
9. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'anytime-the-coffee-is-ready' person."
10. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
11. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
12. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"
13. "What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!"
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
15. "You can't have too much of a good thing... unless you're talking about laundry. Then you can definitely have too much."
And if you want more, I've got plenty more where those came from!
I love it! Here are some funny inspirational work quotes to brighten up your day:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And also why you're wrong." - Anonymous Office Worker
2. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, charge your coworkers for a slice and complain about how busy you are."
5. "My work-life balance is like a seesaw: it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... or has to go home at 5 PM."
6. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my Netflix queue."
7. "The only thing more exhausting than working hard is pretending to work hard while actually playing Solitaire." - Unknown
8. "Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? To reach new heights... of boredom."
9. "When in doubt, add more coffee and/or ignore the problem until Monday."
10. "My boss asked me why I was late. I said, 'I overslept.' He said, 'That's what they all say.'"
11. "Work-life balance is like trying to herd cats... while on a sugar high."
12. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
13. "The definition of 'work' is: anything you don't want to do but have to do anyway."
14. "Procrastination is like a credit card: it's easy to use, but you'll end up paying the price in interest... and anxiety."
15. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'whenever-the-coffee-kicks-in' person."
Remember, even on tough days at work, there's always something to smile about!
Here are some funny inspirational sayings that students might enjoy:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode... like your phone."
2. "Don't worry if you don't understand something at first. You'll get it eventually... or maybe you won't, and that's okay too!"
3. "Caffeine is the answer to all of life's questions. What's for breakfast? Coffee. What's for lunch? Coffee. What's for dinner? COFFEE."
4. "You're not failing, you're just exploring new ways to procrastinate... and then maybe getting an A+!"
5. "Remember, every great achievement started with someone saying 'what if I fail?'"
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you essays, make coffee."
7. "You are never too old to do stupid things... like pulling all-nighters or eating an entire pizza by yourself."
8. "The only thing standing between you and your dreams is a little bit of hard work and dedication... and maybe a few extra cups of coffee."
9. "Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do. Unless it's your math teacher, then just listen to them."
10. "Chase your dreams, but also chase your cat if it runs out the door. Priorities, people!"
11. "You're not a student, you're a scholar-in-training! (And also maybe a little bit of a procrastinator)."
12. "Don't worry about making mistakes. Worry about not learning from them."
13. "When in doubt, add more coffee... and maybe some glitter."
14. "The key to success is to find what you love and then find a way to make it into a major that has a decent job market after graduation."
15. "Remember, you're not alone. There are millions of students out there who are just as lost as you are... or at least pretending to be."
I hope these funny inspirational sayings bring a smile to your face and help you power through those long study sessions!