Here are some funny New Year's wishes for 2021:
1. "May your resolutions last longer than a TikTok video #NewYears2021"
2. "Wishing you a year that's more lit than a Drake concert #HappyNewYear"
3. "May the next 365 days be as smooth as a glass of champagne (but not too smooth, because priorities) #Cheers"
4. "Here's to another year of pretending to adult and still eating cereal for dinner #NewYearsVibes"
5. "Wishing you a New Year that's as fresh as a just-opened pack of gum #CleanStart"
6. "May your 2021 be filled with more laughter than a rom-com, but fewer tears than a Nicholas Sparks novel #ComedyGold"
7. "Here's to another year of trying new things and still eating the same old pizza toppings #NewYearsResolutions"
8. "Wishing you a year that's as bright as a disco ball (but not too loud, because morning people) #ShineOn"
9. "May your 2021 be as exciting as a box of new crayons (but without the mess) #ColorfulVibes"
10. "Here's to another year of making questionable life choices and still managing to wake up on time for work #NewYearsAdventures"
Feel free to use these or come up with your own funny New Year's wishes!
Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes:
1. "May the next year be more lit than your aunt at a karaoke party"
2. "Happy New Year! May all your dreams come true, except for that one weird cousin who still lives in their parent's basement"
3. "Wishing you a New Year that's as cool as a polar bear and as calm as a sea otter"
4. "May the next year be filled with more laughter than a rom-com marathon and fewer hangovers than a college student's spring break"
5. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than a Kardashian marriage"
6. "Wishing you a year that's as bright as a disco ball and as fun as a roller coaster ride"
7. "May the next year bring you more good vibes than a hippie at a music festival and fewer worries than a cat with a laser pointer"
8. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be as smooth as butter, as sweet as ice cream, and as awesome as a unicorn riding a rainbow"
9. "May the next year be filled with more excitement than a roller coaster ride, more adventure than a treasure hunt, and fewer awkward silences than a family reunion"
10. "Wishing you a New Year that's as wild as a party animal and as relaxing as a beach vacation"
11. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be as achievable as a toddler's temper tantrum and fewer embarrassing moments than a middle school dance"
12. "May the next year bring you more joy than a puppy playing fetch, more laughter than a stand-up comedy show, and fewer hangovers than a weekend at the bar"
Remember, these are just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously!
Here are some funny New Year's wish ideas for your friends:
1. "Wishing you a year that's more lit than a bottle of champagne on December 31st"
2. "May the odds be ever in your favor... to have an amazing year!"
3. "Wishing you a new year filled with good vibes, great adventures, and only minor hangovers"
4. "May your resolutions stick like glue (or at least for a whole week)"
5. "Sending you love, laughter, and a healthy dose of procrastination in the coming year"
6. "Here's to a year that's more 'Wine-ter' than 'Winter'... just kidding, sorta "
7. "Wishing you a new year as bright as your smile (and also hoping your smile doesn't fade as quickly)"
8. "May your 2023 be filled with pizza, puppies, and precisely 0% of those dreaded adult responsibilities"
9. "Wishing you a year that's more 'Taco Tuesday' than 'Tuesday'
10. "Sending you cheers, chocolates, and a side of humble pie (just in case)"
11. "May your new year be as smooth as butter... or at least not too cringey"
12. "Wishing you an adventure-filled year with only minor detours to the couch"
13. "Here's to a year that's more 'Squad Goals' than 'Procrastination Station'"
14. "Sending you love, laughter, and a healthy dose of sarcasm in the coming year"
15. "May your 2023 be filled with good times, great memories, and only minimal embarrassing stories"
Feel free to customize them according to your friendships and personalities!
Here are some funny New Year quotes to help you ring in the new year with a laugh:
1. "I'm not making any resolutions, because I don't want to lie."
2. "New Year's Day is always spent preparing to welcome better things and people into our lives... but let's be real, we're just trying to survive until next Thursday."
3. "The only thing I've learned from my past experiences is that I'm not going to learn anything from them."
4. "I'm not a morning person, which makes New Year's resolutions kind of pointless for me."
5. "Why do we need to make new year's resolutions? Can't we just promise ourselves not to be as terrible in the next 365 days?"
6. "I've decided to start making changes... starting with changing my password to 'newme2023'."
7. "New Year, who dis?"
8. "Resolutions are like diets – they're only effective until you eat a whole pizza by yourself."
9. "My resolution is to remember that I don't have a resolution for at least 24 hours."
10. "I'm going to be the best version of myself... or at least the most tolerable."
11. "I've decided to make this year all about me... which means it'll probably just be like every other year."
12. "The only thing I'm resolving is to not resolve anything else."
13. "New Year, same me – but with more coffee."
14. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried and start again next New Year's Day."
15. "I'm making a resolution to make more resolutions... because that's exactly what I need."
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face as we welcome the new year!
Here are some funny New Year's one-liners:
1. "Happy New Year! And by happy, I mean slightly less hungover than last year."
2. "I'm not saying I'm excited to turn another year older, but I am saying I'm excited for the free therapy sessions that come with it."
3. "What did you expect? A disco ball dropped on a bunch of awkward adults trying to pretend they're still 21? Happy New Year, folks!"
4. "As we ring in the new year, remember: the only thing more exhausting than adulting is pretending to be an adult while secretly playing with Legos."
5. "I'm not making any resolutions this year because I've already broken them all by doing absolutely nothing productive since November 1st."
6. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last until February, and may your Netflix password still work come January 2nd."
7. "What's the difference between a New Year's resolution and a lie? One is something you promise yourself on December 31st, and the other is what you tell your significant other when you forget to take out the trash... again."
8. "As we bid farewell to another year of eating cereal for dinner, I hope next year brings us more opportunities to pretend we're adults."
9. "I'm not saying I'm ready to give up on my New Year's resolutions already, but I did just wake up in a panic because I forgot where I put my phone... again."
10. "Happy New Year! May your champagne toast be the only thing that's bubbly about your 2023."
Remember, these one-liners are meant to be light-hearted and humorous. Don't worry if they don't make you LOL – just enjoy the silly vibes of the new year!
Here are some short and sweet New Year's wish ideas:
**For friends:**
* "Wishing you a year filled with love, laughter, and adventure!"
* "May your new year be brighter than the last one!"
* "Happy New Year! May all your dreams come true in 2024!"
**For family members:**
* "Wishing you and yours a happy, healthy, and prosperous new year!"
* "May this new year bring us closer together as a family!"
* "Sending love and best wishes to you and our loved ones for the coming year!"
**For colleagues and acquaintances:**
* "Best wishes for a successful and fulfilling new year!"
* "May 2024 be your best year yet!"
* "Wishing you all the best in the coming year - may it bring you joy, success, and fulfillment!"
**For yourself:**
* "Here's to an amazing 2024! May it be filled with growth, learning, and happiness."
* "Wishing myself a year of self-care, positivity, and adventure!"
* "May this new year be my best one yet - full of possibility and promise!"
Remember, the key is to keep it short, sweet, and sincere. You can also add a personal touch by including inside jokes or meaningful memories that are specific to your relationship with the person.
Funny quotes! Here are some that might tickle your funny bone:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Martin
3. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" - Unknown
4. "What's the difference between a hippie and a psycho? One is happy, and one is crazy!" - Unknown
5. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down." - Unknown
6. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!" - Unknown
7. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" - Unknown
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
9. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - Unknown
10. "What's the best way to make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!" - Unknown
11. "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference." - Unknown
12. "Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!" - Unknown
13. "What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!" - Unknown
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
15. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!" - Unknown
Hope these funny quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny New Year's wishes for your brother:
1. "Happy New Year, bro! May all your resolutions last until February 2nd."
2. "To a brother who's older than me in every way... just kidding, you're still my favorite!"
3. "May the new year bring you more good times, less bad jokes, and a higher chance of winning at beer pong."
4. "Wishing my favorite bro a New Year that's as lit as your sense of humor"
5. "Bro, I hope your 2023 is filled with laughter, adventure, and only occasional embarrassment when we're out in public together"
6. "May the new year bring you more wins than losses (at video games), more beers than regrets, and more memories than selfies"
7. "Wishing my bro a New Year that's as awesome as his beard (just kidding, it's not actually that awesome...)"
8. "Bro, I hope your 2023 is the year you finally learn to cook something other than ramen noodles"
9. "May the new year bring you more opportunities to tell dad jokes and fewer opportunities for our parents to roll their eyes at them "
10. "Wishing my favorite bro a New Year that's as chill as his personality (just kidding, you're actually super competitive...)"
11. "Bro, I hope your 2023 is the year you start winning at life, or at least winning at Mario Kart"
12. "May the new year bring you more good times with friends, family, and maybe even a few strangers who enjoy your karaoke skills"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and I'm sure your brother will appreciate the humor!