I've got some paws-itively hilarious ones for you!
1. "My cat's favorite exercise is sleeping."
2. "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy... like a sloth."
4. "Cats have staff, we have cats."
5. "Who needs a therapist when you have a cat?"
6. "My dog is so excited to see me that he's spinning in circles... and also possibly dizzy."
7. "If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put on my shoes."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my cat is right."
9. "Dogs may be man's best friend, but cats are purr-fectly independent."
10. "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone... or in my case, when the treats come out."
11. "My cat has more lives than a Game Boy."
12. "If you're not a morning person, you don't need a coffee; you need a cat."
13. "I'm not lazy, I'm just taking a paws-itive approach to life."
14. "Cats are like potato chips – once you start snacking on them, you can't stop."
15. "My dog is so smart that he knows when to drool... and also when to pretend it's an accident."
Hope these furry quotes made your day a little brighter!
I'd be delighted to share some short and funny dog sayings with you!
Here are a few:
1. "I'm not barking, I'm just passionately expressing myself."
2. "Who needs personal space when you have a wagging tail?"
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy... for belly rubs."
4. "My human thinks I'm cute, but really, I'm just plotting world domination."
5. "Paws-itive thinking: it's the ruff way to go!"
6. "Canine conundrum: How do you get a dog to take a bath? Get its paws-itive attention!"
7. "I may be small, but my appetite is paw-some!"
8. "Life is ruff, but with belly rubs, it's pupperific!"
9. "Don't worry about the mess – it's just my way of decorating your space!"
10. "My tail wags because I'm happy, not because I'm excited to go to the vet!"
I hope these short and funny dog sayings made you howl with laughter!
I've got some fur-tastic funny pet quotes that are purr-fect for Instagram:
1. "My humans say I'm a handful, but honestly, I'm just a paws-itive influence"
2. "Who needs coffee when you have cat cuddles?"
3. "Paws crossed I don't drool on your shoes"
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right (and also why I should get treats)"
5. "Warning: my snuggles may cause excessive happiness and/or slobbering"
6. "My tail is my mood ring – it's always wagging with excitement!"
7. "Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling a little ruff!"
8. "Cats are like potato chips – we're crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside, and totally irresistible"
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more napping (and eating treats)"
10. "Who needs therapy when you have dog cuddles?"
11. "Fur-get about it – I've got better things to do than listen to your problems (like taking a nap)"
12. "Paws and effect: my whiskers are so long, they're practically a superpower"
13. "Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!"
14. "My humans say I'm spoiled – but honestly, I just have high standards (and a love for belly rubs)"
15. "Life is ruff, but with my best human by my side, everything is paw-some"
16. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you treats, just nom-nom-nom"
17. "Why did the dog go to the gym? To get a paws-itive workout!"
18. "My tail is like a mood ring – it's always wagging with excitement (and sometimes when I'm feeling a little mischievous)"
19. "Cats are not lazy, we're just conserving our energy for more napping (and eating treats) "
20. "I may not be the smartest dog in the pack, but I know how to give the best snuggles"
Feel free to use these funny pet quotes on your Instagram posts and captions!
Here are some funny dog quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy... and also because I'm a dog"
2. "Who needs personal space when you have a belly to rub?"
3. "My humans think I'm spoiled. Little do they know, I'm actually just well-trained"
4. "Life is ruff, but with treats, it's pupperific"
5. "I may not be the best listener, but I'm always down for a slobbery kiss"
6. "Some dogs are born to run. Me? I was born to nap"
7. "My tail wags because of the joy, my snouts sniffles because of the snacks"
8. "Don't worry about my drooling, it's just me showing enthusiasm... for everything"
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while being completely unreasonable"
10. "My favorite exercise is running to get the ball and running back to drop it at your feet"
11. "Life is short, but treats make it feel longer"
12. "Some dogs are good boys. Me? I'm a good boy... most of the time"
13. "When in doubt, add more belly rubs"
14. "I may not be a good listener, but I'll always give you my paw-some attention"
15. "Don't worry about my shedding, it's just me sharing my love and fur-ness"
Feel free to use these quotes on your Instagram posts and don't forget to add some adorable dog photos or videos!
I've got some great ones for you!
1. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for belly rubs."
2. "Humans: they're like little furry critters, except they can't climb trees or chase squirrels."
3. "My human thinks I'm cute when I'm sleeping. Little do they know, I'm just plotting world domination in my dreams."
4. "I love how humans think I understand what they're saying. Like, no, I have no idea what you're barking about either, buddy."
5. "What's the deal with humans and their obsession with taking selfies? Can't they see I'm trying to nap here?"
6. "My human says I'm a good listener. What she means is that I'm an expert at pretending to listen while actually planning my escape route."
7. "I may not be able to speak human, but I can certainly give them a piece of my mind (or a piece of my paw)."
8. "Why do humans insist on dressing me up in ridiculous costumes? Can't they see I'm trying to maintain some semblance of canine dignity?"
9. "My human thinks I'm lazy because I don't want to play fetch all day. Little do they know, I'm actually conserving my energy for more important things... like sniffing the air."
10. "I love how humans try to sneak in a cuddle when I'm not looking. Newsflash: I have eyes, and I'm watching you."
11. "What's the point of having opposable thumbs if we can't use them to give ourselves belly rubs?"
12. "My human says I'm spoiled because I demand treats all the time. What she means is that I'm a connoisseur of snacks and I know what I deserve."
I hope these make you howl with laughter!
Here are some short, funny dog quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Paws-itive vibes only"
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... like a dog"
3. "Life's ruff, but my belly is softer"
4. "Who needs personal space when you have a good snuggle?"
5. "Don't worry about me, I've got this tail-wagging thing down"
6. "My humans think I'm cute. My ego thinks I'm the best"
7. "Good morning! (Or should I say, Good paws-ing?)"
8. "When in doubt, lick your face"
9. "I may not be perfect, but my snuggles are paw-fectly imperfect"
10. "Life's too short to not chase squirrels"
11. "My humans think I'm silly, but they're just jealous of my treat-finding skills"
12. "If you can't handle the slobbery kisses, stay away from me "
13. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point... with a wagging tail"
14. "Who needs therapy when you have belly rubs?"
15. "My humans say I'm spoiled. I say I'm well-adjusted"
16. "Paws crossed I get treats today"
17. "If you're not having fun, are you even living? (Just kidding, as long as there's snacks)"
18. "My tail is my love language "
19. "I'm not a morning dog... or a noon dog... or an evening dog. I'm just a snack-time dog"
20. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you treats, eat the treats"
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your followers' faces and showcase your fun-loving personality!
I've got a paws-itive collection of funny pet quotes for dogs that are sure to make you howl with laughter!
1. "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole."
2. "Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff!"
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my dog"
4. "Dogs don't care what you look like when you wake up in the morning"
5. "The best way to get a dog is to get a dog"
6. "My dog is so smart, he can sniff out snacks from 50 paces"
7. "What do dogs think about? And if they don't, does it matter?"
8. "I'm not arguing, my dog is just explaining why we should go outside now"
9. "Dogs are like potato chips - you can't have just one"
10. "Why did the dog go to obedience school? Because he was paws-itive he could learn!"
11. "My dog is so excited to see me come home, it's almost like he misses me... or not at all"
12. "What do dogs say when they're really saying something? 'Woof woof!' (Translation: I need food now)"
13. "I'm not a morning person, but my dog is an exception - she's always ready to start the day at 4:30 am"
14. "The best thing about having a dog is that they never ask you to return your calls"
15. "My dog doesn't like baths because he thinks it's a 'paws-itive' way to get rid of his fur-ever friends"
I hope these funny pet quotes for dogs made your tail wag and put a smile on your face!
I'm glad you asked! Here are some funny quotes about dogs and their love:
1. "Dogs leave paw prints on our hearts." - Unknown
2. "I'm not saying my dog is spoiled, but she has a diamond-encrusted food bowl." - Unknown
3. "Love is the only force capable of transforming an ugly caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly. And that's what dogs do to us." - Unknown
4. "Why did the dog go to the vet? Because it was feeling ruff!" - Unknown
5. "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras
6. "I'm a sucker for a good belly rub... and by 'good belly rub,' I mean one that lasts forever." - Unknown
7. "You think dogs will not be in the resurrection? Then did individual men ever truly live?" - Mark Twain
8. "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Just ask him, and see what he says." - Josh Billings
9. "Dogs don't have to say 'I love you' because they just are." - Unknown
10. "Why did the dog go to the therapist? Because it was feeling a little ruff around the edges!" - Unknown
11. "When an animal loves a person, it gives him more of itself than anyone else can or will give. The way to love anything is to realize that it may die." - George Graham Vest
12. "My dog is not lazy, he's just conserving energy... for all the snuggles and belly rubs I'll be giving him later." - Unknown
I hope these quotes make you howl with laughter!