Here are some funny quotes in Hindi:
1. "Duniya mein ek cheez kabhi nahin hoti, aur woh hai 'toh kuch nahi'!" (There's one thing that never happens in the world, and that is "nothing"!)
2. "Mere dost ne mujhe bola, 'Tumne to kal phone kar diya tha'!" (My friend told me, "You had called me yesterday!")
3. "Humne socha ki duniya mein kuch nahi hota, lekin agar hum ghar se nikle toh kuch to hota hai!" (I thought nothing happens in the world, but if I go out of my house then something always happens!)
4. "Mere pas ek dost hai, jisne mujhe bola ki 'Tumne socha ki tumne kabhi phone karke nahi diya'!" (I have a friend who told me that I had thought I would never call him!)
5. "Duniya mein ek cheez achchi hai, aur woh hai 'Achcha hai'!" (There's one good thing in the world, and that is "it's good"!)
6. "Humne socha ki agar main ghar se nikle toh mere pas paise nahin honge, lekin agar main ghar se nahi nikle toh to paise toh hote hai!" (I thought if I go out of my house then I won't have money, but if I don't go out then the money will be there!)
7. "Mere dost ne mujhe bola ki 'Tumne socha ki tumne kabhi phone karke nahi diya'... Aur mein ne usse bola ki 'Toh kuch nahi hota'!" (My friend told me that I had thought I would never call him, and I replied that nothing happens!)
8. "Humne socha ki duniya mein kuch nahi hota, lekin agar main ghar se nikle toh mera pasbaand hoga!" (I thought nothing happens in the world, but if I go out of my house then my wife will scold me!)
9. "Mere dost ne mujhe bola ki 'Tumne socha ki tumne kabhi phone karke nahi diya'... Aur mein ne usse bola ki 'Toh kuch nahi hota'... Aur woh ne mujhe bola ki 'Achcha hai'!" (My friend told me that I had thought I would never call him, and I replied that nothing happens, and he said it's good!)
10. "Humne socha ki agar main ghar se nikle toh mere pas paise nahin honge... Aur agar main ghar se nahi nikle toh to paise toh hote hai! Aur agar main ghar se nahi nikle toh toh kuch nahi hota!" (I thought if I go out of my house then I won't have money, but if I don't go out then the money will be there, and if I don't go out then nothing happens!)
Remember that these quotes are meant to be humorous and may not make sense in every situation.
Here are some funny quotes in Urdu:
1. میں نے اپنی بیوہ کی چاہتی ہے مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I wanted to divorce my wife, but she didn't agree to the plan" (meaning: my wife is too stubborn!)
2. میں اپنی بیوی کو ایک دن لڑکیوں سے زیادہ دوست رکھتا ہوں - "I have more female friends than my wife does girls"
3. میں نے اپنے باپ کو کہا کہ وہ میرے لڑکے سے زیادہ بڑے ہیں - "I told my father that he's older than my son"
4. میں نے اپنی بیوہ کو کہا کہ وہ مجھ سے جدا ہونا چاہتی ہے مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I told my wife that she wants to separate from me, but she didn't agree to the plan"
5. میں اپنی بیوی کو ایک دن لڑکیوں سے زیادہ دوست رکھتا ہوں مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I have more female friends than my wife does girls, but she didn't agree to the plan"
6. میں نے اپنی بیوہ کو کہا کہ وہ مجھ سے جدا ہونا چاہتی ہے مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I told my wife that she wants to separate from me, but she didn't agree to the plan"
7. میں اپنی بیوی کو ایک دن لڑکیوں سے زیادہ دوست رکھتا ہوں مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I have more female friends than my wife does girls, but she didn't agree to the plan"
8. میں اپنی بیوہ کو کہا کہ وہ مجھ سے جدا ہونا چاہتی ہے مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I told my wife that she wants to separate from me, but she didn't agree to the plan"
9. میں اپنی بیوی کو ایک دن لڑکیوں سے زیادہ دوست رکھتا ہوں مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I have more female friends than my wife does girls, but she didn't agree to the plan"
10. میں اپنی بیوہ کو کہا کہ وہ مجھ سے جدا ہونا چاہتی ہے مگر وہ مجھ سے نہیں بٹنے کا منصوبہ رکھتے - "I told my wife that she wants to separate from me, but she didn't agree to the plan"
These are just a few examples of funny quotes in Urdu.
I'd love to help with that! Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. "Cats are like potato chips, you can't eat just one."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "Procrastination: the art of doing nothing successfully."
4. "Why walk when you can run and get tired faster?"
5. "My therapist says I have a lot to sort out. She's on my list."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
7. "What's with all the fuss about 'living in the moment'? Can't we just live in the fridge and eat some leftovers?"
8. "If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried."
9. "My favorite thing is to tell people who are wrong, and I'm right."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
Hehe, hope these short funny quotes brightened your day!
I'd love to help you with that!
Here are some funny and crazy quotes for you:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
2. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Martin
3. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" - Unknown
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
5. "What's the difference between a pizza and a calzone? One's a food, one's a hug for your stomach." - Unknown
6. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!" - Unknown
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
8. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - Unknown
9. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" - Unknown
10. "I'm not crazy, I'm just creatively eccentric. There's a difference... isn't there?" - Unknown
And here are some crazy ones for good measure:
1. "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - Mark Twain
2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
3. "The most valuable things in life are the ones you can't see or touch. Like happiness, and sanity." - Unknown
4. "What's the point of having a superpower if you're just going to use it for good?" - Unknown
5. "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference... right?" - Unknown
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got some great ones for you!
Here are some very short and funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "Adulting is hard, but eating pizza is easy."
4. "My life motto: 'Wine before dinner, wine after dinner'."
5. "Procrastination is my superpower."
6. "Life hack: When in doubt, add cheese."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
8. "The secret to happiness? Netflix and chocolate."
9. "My therapist says I have anxiety issues... I say it's just Wednesday."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, hide the evidence."
11. "Life is a puzzle, but I'm okay with leaving some pieces behind."
12. "My love life: 'It's complicated' (just like my phone's autocorrect)."
13. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you limes, order pizza."
14. "The most important decision I made all day? What to wear today."
15. "Life is too short for boring socks."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got a treasure trove of funny quotes on life for you!
1. "Life is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're wearing a suit that's too tight." - Unknown
2. "Adulting is hard, but at least I can blame my mom for everything now." - Unknown
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
4. "Life is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation and then you take out all the pieces that made it fun." - Unknown
5. "Why do they have to make adulting so hard? Can't we just stick to playing video games?" - Unknown
6. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it. The other 90% is just eating Cheetos on the couch." - Unknown
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
8. "Procrastination is my superpower. I can do nothing in under an hour." - Unknown
9. "Life hack: If you're feeling stressed or overwhelmed, just pretend to be a chicken and cluck your way out of it." - Unknown
10. "Why do we have to grow up? Can't we just stay in college forever and eat ramen noodles for every meal?" - Unknown
11. "Life is like a puzzle. Except the pieces don't fit and you're missing half the box top." - Unknown
12. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on pause. Like my favorite TV show, but without the commercials or decent acting." - Unknown
13. "Why do we have to work so hard? Can't we just automate everything and play video games all day?" - Unknown
14. "Life is like a box of chocolates. Except the chocolates are just as bitter as reality." - Unknown
15. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
Hope these funny quotes on life brought a smile to your face!
Here are some extremely funny quotes to brighten your day:
1. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
— Steve Martin
2. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
— Unknown
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
— Unknown
4. "What's the difference between a hippie and a hillbilly? One is green and one is hairy."
— Bill Hicks
5. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!"
— Unknown
6. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
— Steven Wright
7. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
— Unknown
8. "I went to a restaurant and the sign said, 'Breakfast Anytime.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
— Steve Martin
9. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
— Unknown
10. "What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!"
— Unknown
11. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
— Unknown
12. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"
— Unknown
13. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!"
— Unknown
14. "Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish!"
— Unknown
15. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
— Unknown
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and maybe even make you laugh out loud!
Funny quotes are a great way to add humor and personality to your Instagram posts. Here are some tips and ideas for using funny quotes on Instagram:
**Tips:**
1. **Keep it short and sweet**: Instagram is a visually-driven platform, so keep your captions concise and easy to read.
2. **Use relevant hashtags**: Use popular hashtags like #funnyquotes or #humor to reach a wider audience.
3. **Add images or GIFs**: Funny quotes are more engaging when accompanied by an image or GIF that complements the quote.
**Ideas:**
1. **Punny captions**: Use puns as captions for your Instagram posts, like "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"
2. **Quote cards**: Design quote cards with funny quotes and add a dash of humor to your Instagram feed.
3. **Meme-style posts**: Create meme-style posts using funny quotes and relevant images or GIFs.
4. **Funny phrases**: Use funny phrases as captions for your Instagram posts, like "Adulting is hard, but eating ice cream is easy"
5. **Playful humor**: Use playful humor to poke fun at everyday situations, like "When you finally understand a meme"
**Examples:**
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right #funnyquotes"
2. "Crazy people don't think they're crazy. Normal people can't tell the difference. So...who's normal? #humor"
3. "When you finally understand a meme #meme #funny"
4. "Don't worry, I won't make fun of your dancing. Unless you're my mom #funnyquotes"
5. "Adulting is hard, but eating ice cream is easy #adulting #icecream"
Remember to keep your quotes light-hearted and playful, and don't forget to engage with your followers by responding to comments and using relevant hashtags!