Here are some short and funny quotes about time:
1. "Time flies when you're having fun, but it also flies when you're having a nap."
2. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
3. "Time is on my side, unless I miss the bus."
4. "I've made up for lost time... by losing even more time."
5. "Why do we only say 'time flies' when it's having fun? What about when it's having a bad hair day?"
6. "Time waits for no man, but it does wait in line at the DMV."
7. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just letting time unfold like a good book."
8. "Time is relative, unless you're on a deadline. Then it's absolute."
9. "I've been putting things off until tomorrow... and tomorrow has come and gone."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
11. "The clock is ticking away, but I'm not worried. I'll just set my alarm clock to snooze."
12. "Time may be running out, but so am I."
13. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... until the apocalypse."
14. "What's the hurry? Time isn't going anywhere... unless it's on a plane."
15. "I've learned that time is fleeting, except when you're stuck in traffic."
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny quotes about time and life:
**Time**
1. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
2. "Time flies when you're having fun, but it also flies when you're doing chores or waiting in line at the DMV."
3. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parks?"
4. "Time is a great teacher, unfortunately, it kills all its students."
5. "I'm not getting older, I'm just leveling up in life."
**Life**
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are constantly changing and you have no idea what the finished picture looks like."
2. "Why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit down?"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
4. "Life is like riding a bike, except when you're old and out of shape, it's more like trying to ride a bike while carrying a bunch of groceries."
5. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
**Time and Life**
1. "I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I've been in bed for three days and I've got a 100% chance of having fun."
2. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
3. "The only thing more exhausting than working all day is pretending to be interested in other people's weekends."
4. "Why do we have to grow up? Can't we just stay at the age where we can blame our mistakes on being 'young and stupid'?"
5. "Life is like a game of Jenga, except when you take out too many blocks, the whole thing falls apart and you're left feeling sad and sorry for yourself."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some short quotes about time:
1. "Time is what we want most, but it's also what we waste most." - Steve Maraboli
2. "The greatest waste of life is to intend to be busy and not succeed." - Henry David Thoreau
3. "Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils." - Napoleon Hill
4. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
5. "Time flies when you're having fun." - Unknown
6. "Make every second count." - Unknown
7. "The only thing more exhausting than being busy is not being busy." - Unknown
8. "Time waits for no man." - John Dryden
9. "The clock is ticking, and the clock is ticking loud." - Unknown
10. "Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them; that only creates sorrow." - Lao Tzu
Here are some inspiring quotes on time and life:
**Time**
1. "The greatest mistake you can make is to believe that you are immune from the consequences of time." - Warren Buffett
2. "Time waits for no man. If you are not good to yourself, nobody else will be." - Steve Maraboli
3. "You don't have to control your thoughts. At least, not yet. Just focus on being present. Time isn't a problem when you're fully here." - Ram Dass
4. "Time is what we want most, but what we use worst." - William Penn
5. "The clock is ticking, so don't waste time thinking about it, just start doing something meaningful." - Unknown
**Life**
1. "Life doesn't get easier or more forgiving, you have to get stronger and more resilient." - Unknown
2. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
3. "The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
4. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
5. "The best way to find out what we truly believe is by our actions, not our words." - Unknown
**Time and Life**
1. "You don't have to live your life like anyone else. You're already wasting time trying to live up to someone else's standards. Just be yourself." - Unknown
2. "The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities." - Stephen Covey
3. "Time and chance happeneth to them all." - The Bible (Ecclesiastes 9:11)
4. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
5. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
I hope these quotes inspire you to make the most of your time and live a fulfilling life!
TIME magazine is a treasure trove of inspiring and thought-provoking quotes. Here are some famous TIME quotes:
1. **"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."** - Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933)
2. **"The buck stops here."** - Harry S. Truman (1945)
3. **"We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."** - John F. Kennedy (1961)
4. **"Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country."** - John F. Kennedy (1961)
5. **"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."** - Nelson Mandela (1993)
6. **"The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud."** - Coco Chanel (1932)
7. **"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."** - Martin Luther King Jr. (1963)
8. **"The true sign of intelligence is when you can truthfully change your mind."** - Henry Ford (1922)
9. **"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."** - Edmund Burke (1784, featured in TIME's 1947 edition)
10. **"You may not be everything to everybody, but you are something special to someone somewhere."** - Unknown (featured in TIME's 1965 edition)
These quotes showcase the power of inspiration, courage, and wisdom that has been featured in TIME magazine over the years.
Here are some short quotes on time and life:
**Time**
1. "Time waits for no one." - Unknown
2. "The clock is ticking, don't wait." - Unknown
3. "Time is a created thing. To make a new era, actually kill off the old one, all at once." - George S. Schilling
4. "Don't let time slip away from you." - Unknown
5. "Life is short, but time is long." - Unknown
**Life**
1. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
2. "The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
3. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
4. "You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing." - Unknown
5. "Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all." - Helen Keller
**Time and Life**
1. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney (on making the most of time)
2. "You don't have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you." - Dan Millman (on living in the present moment)
3. "Time is a great equalizer." - Unknown
4. "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
5. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke (on making the most of time and life)
I hope these quotes inspire and motivate you!
Here are some quotes about time passing and memories:
**Time Passing**
1. "The past, the present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense." - Nicholas Cage (about how quickly time passes)
2. "Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils." - Napoleon Hill
3. "As for the present, I can only say that it is the most important moment of all." - Charles Darwin
4. "The clock ticks on, and we're left with memories of what once was." - Unknown
5. "Time waits for no man, but he's always on time with a good story." - Robert Frost
**Memories**
1. " Memories are what make us feel alive." - Unknown
2. "The best way to predict your future is to create good memories." - Unknown
3. "Life is the sum of all your choices. And I choose to remember." - Unknown
4. "Memory is a more accurate guide than hope." - Louisa May Alcott
5. " Memories, like flowers, never fade." - Unknown
**Time and Memory**
1. "As time passes, memories become our only reality." - Unknown
2. "The older I get, the more I realize that memories are what make life worth living." - Unknown
3. "Time is a thief, stealing away the hours of our youth, leaving us with memories of what once was." - Unknown
4. "Memories are like photographs; they fade, but their beauty remains." - Unknown
5. "The past is a story that we tell ourselves to make sense of time and memory." - David Byrne
These quotes remind us that time passes quickly, but our memories can be a source of comfort, inspiration, and joy. They encourage us to cherish the moments we have, to create good memories, and to hold on to them as they fade with time.
A great topic! Here are some funny quotes on time management:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my phone." - Unknown
2. "My to-do list is so long, I've started using a map and a compass." - Anonymous
3. "Time management? Who needs that when you have procrastination?" - Unknown
4. "I don't have a planner, I just wing it... most of the time." - Anonymous
5. "My favorite time-management technique is called 'crisis mode'." - Unknown
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm late. There's a difference." - Anonymous
7. "If I had more hours in a day, I'd probably waste them playing video games." - Unknown
8. "My time-management strategy is to just keep the coffee flowing." - Anonymous
9. "I'm not disorganized, I'm just creatively chaotic." - Unknown
10. "Procrastination isn't laziness, it's just a clever way of saying 'I'll get around to it... eventually'." - Anonymous
11. "My planner is just a piece of paper with a lot of doodles and coffee stains." - Unknown
12. "Time management? That's like asking me to give up pizza. Not happening." - Anonymous
These quotes poke fun at the challenges we all face when it comes to managing our time effectively (or not!).