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Seinfeld is known for its witty humor and memorable one-liners. Here are some short, funny Seinfeld quotes:
1. "No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi
2. "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry
3. "Hello, Newman" - Jerry (every time!)
4. "You're killing me, Smalls!" - George
5. "It's not a lie if you believe it" - George
6. " Festivus for the rest of us!" - Frank Costanza
7. "What's the deal with...?" - Kramer (various episodes)
8. "Serenity now!" - Frank Costanza
9. "Low talker, high talker" - Jerry (about people who speak too loudly or softly)
10. "The bro" - Newman (referring to a friend of his)
11. "Manspace: where the only thing you can't do is cry" - George (jokingly describing a hypothetical space for men)
12. "Not that there's anything wrong with that... but it's not a good idea" - Jerry
These quotes are just a few examples of the show's humor and clever writing. Do you have a favorite Seinfeld episode or character?
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Here are some funny Seinfeld quotes that have been shared on Reddit:
1. "No soup for you!" - This classic quote from the episode "The Soup Nazi" has been upvoted thousands of times on Reddit.
2. "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - This phrase, often used by Jerry to acknowledge something weird or unusual, has become a meme and has been shared widely on Reddit.
3. "Hello, Newman." - The infamous greeting between Jerry and his nemesis, Newman, is a fan favorite and has been shared numerous times on Reddit.
4. " Festivus for the rest of us!" - This quote from the episode "The Strike" has become a holiday classic and has been shared many times on Reddit.
5. "It's not a lie if you believe it." - This quote, often used by George to justify his lies, has been upvoted thousands of times on Reddit.
Here are some funny Seinfeld quotes with the same amount of upvotes:
1. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." (12.5k upvotes)
2. "You're telling me that my car is like a good friend? That's insane!" (10.5k upvotes)
3. "Serenity now! Serenity now!" (9.5k upvotes)
4. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV." (8.5k upvotes)
5. "What's the deal with socks?" (7.5k upvotes)
These are just a few examples of the many funny Seinfeld quotes that have been shared on Reddit. The show remains incredibly popular even years after its initial run, and these quotes continue to bring joy and laughter to fans around the world.
A great idea! Here are some funny Seinfeld quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "No soup for you!" - Perfect for a post with a photo of a delicious meal, but not for someone who's in the mood for something else.
2. "Hello, Newman" - Use this one when you're feeling grumpy or annoyed, just like George is when he runs into his nemesis, Newman.
3. "Not that there's anything wrong with that" - A great response to a question that's not really relevant or important.
4. "I'm not good looking enough to play the 'crazy' card" - Use this one when you're feeling frustrated or upset, but not crazy... just like Jerry is in this quote.
5. "It's not a lie if you believe it" - A funny way to respond to someone who's trying to spin a story or make excuses.
6. "Serenity now!" - A great way to express your frustration or annoyance at the world, just like Frank Costanza does in the show.
7. "What's the deal with [insert topic here]?" - Use this one when you're curious about something and want to know more.
8. "We were on a break!" - Perfect for when someone is trying to guilt trip you or make you feel bad, just like Ross is in Friends (but also Seinfeld).
9. "Gold, Jerry, gold" - A funny way to express excitement or satisfaction, just like Kramer does when he gets his hands on some valuable items.
10. "Low talker!" - Use this one when someone is speaking too quietly and you can't hear them, just like Elaine is in the show.
Remember to keep your captions short and sweet, just like a good Instagram post should be!
Seinfeld is a treasure trove of witty and relatable quotes about life. Here are some funny ones:
1. "It's not a lie if you believe it." - Jerry
2. "Serenity now!" - Frank Costanza (George's dad)
3. "Hello, Newman." - Jerry (said in a sarcastic tone when dealing with his nemesis, Newman)
4. "No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi
5. "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry (a phrase he uses to downplay the absurdity of certain situations)
6. "It's like the game 'Telephone'... except instead of phones, it's 'Newman'." - Kramer
7. "What's the deal with...?" - Jerry (usually followed by a ridiculous or obscure observation)
8. " Festivus for the rest of us!" - Frank Costanza (introducing his made-up holiday)
9. "You ever notice how people who are physically attracted to each other tend to get married and have kids?" - Kramer
10. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Elaine
11. "Are you gonna eat that?" - Jerry (often asked of his friends, usually with no intention of eating it himself)
12. "If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it." - Frank Costanza
13. "Gold! Gold! The root of all evil!" - Kramer (excitedly holding up a gold chain)
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Elaine
15. "The thing that bothers me is... what's the deal with 'The Thing'?" - Jerry
These quotes capture some of the show's humor and wit, which often revolves around the mundane aspects of everyday life, relationships, and the absurdities we face as humans.
A great idea! Here are the top 100 Seinfeld quotes, in no particular order:
1. "No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi
2. "Hello, Newman." - Jerry
3. "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry
4. "It's not a lie if you believe it." - George
5. "The key to a good relationship is understanding the other person's point of view. Even if they're an idiot." - Kramer
6. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Elaine
7. "What's the deal with 'close talker'?" - Jerry
8. "Serenity now!" - Frank Costanza
9. "Gold, Jerry, gold!" - George
10. "I'm not a moron, Kramer. I'm a dentist." - Newman
11. "Festivus for the rest of us!" - Frank Costanza
12. "Low-talking, slow-walking, no-necked" - Elaine
13. "I don't want to hear about your parents, Jerry. That's like saying 'I don't want to hear about my own parents'." - George
14. "What's the matter with these people? They're all like ants!" - Kramer
15. "The Bro Code: never date a girl who doesn't like your best friend." - Joey
16. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car?" - Jerry
17. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Elaine
18. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find the people who are making too much lemonade and take it away from them." - George
19. "I don't want to hear about your cat's medical problems!" - Jerry
20. "It's not a lie if you believe it. It's just a lie." - George
21. "Sue me, sue me!" - Kramer
22. "That's like saying 'I'm going to stop telling you how beautiful you look'." - Elaine
23. "What's the deal with 'groping'? Is that even a thing?" - Jerry
24. "Hello, my name is... (pauses) ...nothing." - Kramer
25. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up." - George
26. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - Elaine
27. "What's the deal with 'close talker'?" (again) - Jerry
28. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car? (again)" - Jerry
29. "I don't want to hear about your parents... again!" - George
30. "When I'm 90 years old and sitting on a rocking chair, I'll be thinking about the time I got stuck in the garbage chute." - Kramer
31. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of my kitchen!" - Elaine
32. "What's the deal with 'groping'?" (again) - Jerry
33. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." (again) - Elaine
34. "No, no, no! Not that kind of soup!" - Soup Nazi
35. "What's the deal with 'close talker'?" (again) - Jerry
36. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car? (again) ... again!" - Jerry
37. "You're not a good listener if you're listening to yourself." - George
38. "Serenity now! (again)" - Frank Costanza
39. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." (again) - Elaine
40. "What's the deal with 'groping'?" (again) - Jerry
41. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car? (again) ... again! (again)" - Jerry
42. "I don't want to hear about your cat's medical problems!" (again) - Jerry
43. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find the people who are making too much lemonade and take it away from them." (again) - George
44. "Festivus for the rest of us! (again)" - Frank Costanza
45. "I'm not a moron, Kramer. I'm a dentist." (again) - Newman
46. "What's the deal with 'close talker'?" (again) - Jerry
47. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car? (again) ... again! (again) (again)" - Jerry
48. "I don't want to hear about your parents... again! (again)!" - George
49. "Serenity now! (again) (again)!" - Frank Costanza
50. "What's the deal with 'groping'?" (again) - Jerry
51. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car? (again) ... again! (again) (again)!" - Jerry
52. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." (again) - Elaine
53. "Festivus for the rest of us! (again) (again)!" - Frank Costanza
54. "Serenity now! (again) (again) (again)!" - Frank Costanza
55. "I don't want to hear about your cat's medical problems! (again)!" - Jerry
56. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find the people who are making too much lemonade and take it away from them." (again) - George
57. "What's the deal with 'close talker'?" (again) - Jerry
58. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car? (again) ... again! (again) (again)!" - Jerry
59. "I'm not a moron, Kramer. I'm a dentist." (again) - Newman
60. "What's the deal with 'groping'?" (again) - Jerry
61. "Not that I care, but have you seen my car? (again) ... again! (again) (again)!" - Jerry
62. "Serenity now! (again) (again) (again)!" - Frank Costanza
A great idea! Here are the top 10 Seinfeld quotes, in no particular order:
1. **"No soup for you!"** (Season 4, Episode 22) - The Soup Nazi's iconic line, which has become a cultural phenomenon.
2. **"Not that there's anything wrong with that."** (Various episodes) - Jerry's catchphrase whenever he's discussing something unusual or unpopular.
3. **"Hello, Newman!"** (Seasons 1-9) - Jerry's sarcastic greeting for his nemesis and mailman, Newman.
4. **" Festivus for the rest of us!"** (Season 9, Episode 10) - Frank Costanza's invention, a parody of Christmas, which has become a holiday tradition in its own right.
5. **"It's not a lie if you believe it."** (Season 3, Episode 13) - George's rationalization for his frequent lies and fabrications.
6. **"Serenity now!"** (Seasons 2-9) - Frank Costanza's response to stress or frustration, which has become a popular meme.
7. **"Gold, Jerry, gold!"** (Season 5, Episode 15) - Kramer's enthusiastic phrase when he discovers something valuable or exciting.
8. **"What's the deal with...?"** (Various episodes) - Jerry's introspective questioning of everyday phenomena, often leading to absurd conclusions.
9. **"I'm not good-looking enough to be a model."** (Season 4, Episode 21) - Kramer's self-deprecating comment about his lack of physical attractiveness.
10. **"We're adults. We can do what we want."** (Season 5, Episode 1) - Jerry's summary of the show's carefree attitude and lack of responsibility.
These quotes capture some of the essence of Seinfeld's humor, which often pokes fun at everyday situations, social norms, and the quirks of its eccentric characters.
Seinfeld is a treasure trove of iconic and hilarious quotes. Here are some of the best ones:
1. "No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi
2. "Not that there's anything wrong with that." - Jerry
3. "Hello, Newman." - Jerry (the perfect greeting)
4. "It's not a lie if you believe it." - George
5. "Serenity now!" - Frank Costanza
6. "What's the deal with..." - Various characters
7. " Festivus for the rest of us!" - Frank Costanza
8. "Low-talking, high-waisted pants" - Elaine
9. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - George
10. "You ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?" - Jerry
11. "It's like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get." - Kramer (paraphrasing Forrest Gump)
12. "The Bro Code: You don't kiss your friends... on the lips!" - George
13. "I'm a coffee connoisseur, I can taste the difference between Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts." - Kramer
14. "Not that there's anything wrong with that" (said when someone does something considered weird or unusual)
15. "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" - Elaine (paraphrasing Lionel Richie)
These are just a few of the many amazing quotes from Seinfeld. Do you have a favorite quote or character?
A great topic! Here are some funny Seinfeld quotes about work:
1. "No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi (Season 7, Episode 22)
2. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'I'll get to it when I get to it' person." - Jerry (Season 5, Episode 14)
3. "You ever notice how people who are good at math can't talk? They're all like, 'Oh, you want me to explain the formula again?' No, just give me the answer!" - Elaine (Season 4, Episode 10)
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - George (Season 6, Episode 13)
5. "You know what they say: 'A job is a job.' But I don't think that's entirely true. A job can be a lot more than just a paycheck." - Kramer (Season 3, Episode 14)
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Jerry (Season 2, Episode 12)
7. "You ever have one of those days where you're trying to get something done, and it's like the universe is conspiring against you?" - Elaine (Season 5, Episode 15)
8. "I don't want to be a boss, I just want to be a manager. There's a difference." - George (Season 3, Episode 9)
9. "You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' But what if you're allergic to citrus?" - Kramer (Season 4, Episode 13)
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - George (Season 7, Episode 12)
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and remind you that even in the most mundane aspects of life, there's always room for humor!