Here are some short and funny Thanksgiving quotes:
1. "I'm thankful for parking spots."
2. "Thanksgiving: because eating until you're uncomfortable is a national pastime."
3. "I'm grateful for my family, my friends, and my good health... oh wait, no I'm not."
4. "What's the difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas? One has tryptophan coma, the other has sugar coma."
5. "Thanksgiving: where we stuff our faces and pretend to be grateful."
6. "I'm thankful for Netflix, because after Turkey Day, all you want to do is binge-watch TV."
7. "Why did the turkey join the band? Because he was a drumstick!"
8. "Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkey be golden, your stuffing be fluffy, and your leftovers be plentiful."
9. "What's the best way to eat a turkey sandwich? With gravy... and also on Thanksgiving."
10. "Thanksgiving: when we all pretend to like our aunt's weird cousin once removed."
11. "I'm thankful for my therapist, who helped me work through my feelings about family gatherings."
12. "Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little 'jellied'!"
13. "Thanksgiving: where we stuff our faces and pretend it's okay to eat seconds (and thirds, and fourths...)"
14. "What do you call a fake noodle on Thanksgiving? An impasta."
15. "I'm thankful for my family's weird traditions, like eating dinner at 3 PM because 'the Pilgrims did it'."
Hope these quotes give you some laughs and ideas for your Turkey Day celebrations!
Here are some cute Turkey day sayings:
1. "Gobble 'til you wobble!"
2. "Flock-ing awesome, isn't it?"
3. "Turkey time is my favorite crime"
4. "Pardon me while I stuff my face"
5. "It's turkey-tastic to be with you!"
6. "I'm having a fowl time at this party"
7. "Give thanks and give pie"
8. "Gobble gobble, happy holidays!"
9. "Turkey day vibes only"
10. "Stuffed, but still grateful"
11. "Feeling turkey-ly thankful for you"
12. "This turkey is off the chain"
13. "May your turkey day be as golden as a sun-kissed pie crust"
14. "Gobbling up all the fun this holiday season"
15. "Turkey-tastic memories to make with loved ones"
Feel free to use these sayings for your Turkey Day cards, social media posts, or even just to express your gratitude and joy with friends and family!
A great idea! Here are some short and funny turkey quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for eating."
2. "Fowl play detected!"
3. "Gobble 'til you wobble!"
4. "I'm a turkey, but I'm not too fowl to laugh"
5. "Don't make me gobble up the whole pie"
6. "The only thing more exhausting than being a turkey is trying to explain why I'm wearing a pilgrim hat on Thanksgiving"
7. "Turkey? More like TUR-KEY... and also very full"
8. "Who needs wings when you have a drumstick?"
9. "Gobble, gobble! Time for a nap... or three"
10. "When life gives you cranberries, make cranberry sauce (or eat the whole bag)"
11. "Turkey: where 'fowl' play is always in season"
12. "I'm not arguing, I'm just having a gobbly discussion"
13. "The only thing more stuffing than my face on Thanksgiving is my pillow after a nap"
14. "When you're a turkey, every day is Turkey-mas!"
15. "Gobble 'til you waddle... then take a nap"
Hope these funny quotes bring some fowl-tastic humor to your Thanksgiving celebration!
Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes and messages that you can send to your friends:
1. "Happy Thanksgiving, friend! May your turkey be juicy, your mashed potatoes be fluffy, and your family drama be minimal"
2. "I'm thankful for friends like you who don't judge me for eating an entire pumpkin pie by myself... yet"
3. "On this day of feasting and football, I'm grateful for you and the fact that you won't make fun of my stretchy pants"
4. "Here's to another year of being stuffed with tryptophan and good company! Thanks for being a part of my Thanksgiving crew!"
5. "I hope your Thanksgiving is filled with all the things that bring you joy: family, friends, and an endless supply of stuffing"
6. "Sending love, laughter, and leftovers your way on this special day"
7. "What are you thankful for? Me being here to eat the second slice of pie with you?"
8. "Wishing you a Thanksgiving as warm and fuzzy as a blanket fresh out of the dryer... or at least as comfortable as that sounds"
9. "Here's to another year of surviving (or thrashing) through Black Friday shopping and still having time for Friendsgiving!"
10. "You're the mac to my cheese, the turkey to my stuffing, and the cranberry sauce to my... well, you get it! Thanks for being an amazing friend"
11. "May your Thanksgiving be filled with all the things that bring you joy: good food, great company, and a healthy dose of sarcasm"
12. "Wishing you a Thanksgiving as merry and bright as a string of twinkling lights on your porch... or at least as festive as that sounds"
I hope these funny Thanksgiving quotes help you express your gratitude to your friends in a lighthearted and humorous way!
Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes to bring a smile to your face:
1. "Turkey, stuffing, and family drama: the perfect recipe for Thanksgiving."
2. "Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick!"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Happy Thanksgiving!"
4. "What's the best way to make a turkey sandwich? Start with a good turkey... and then add some stuffing, and don't forget the cranberry sauce! "
5. "Why did the pilgrims come to America? For the sole purpose of eating as much food as possible... and then complaining about how full they were."
6. "Thanksgiving: where we stuff our faces and pretend like we're not secretly counting down the minutes until we can go back to eating leftovers."
7. "What do you call a group of cows on Thanksgiving? A moo-vie crew!"
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for all the food coma-inducing dishes that are about to be served."
9. "Why did the turkey get kicked out of the movie theater? He was using fowl language!"
10. "The secret ingredient in grandma's famous pumpkin pie recipe? Love... and a healthy dose of sass."
11. "What do you call a Turkey who's having a bad day? A gobbler-ly disappointment! "
12. "Thanksgiving: the one time where we can all come together and say, 'I'm so full I want to die' without anyone judging us too harshly."
13. "Why did the pilgrims make pumpkin pie? Because they were trying to make a crust-worthy dessert!"
14. "The best part about Thanksgiving is that it's socially acceptable to eat an entire pizza by yourself... in front of your family."
15. "What do you call a group of turkeys who start a band? The Fowl Notes!"
I hope these funny Thanksgiving quotes bring a smile to your face and get you in the mood for some turkey-filled fun!
Here are some short and sweet Thanksgiving quotes:
1. "Grateful for the blessings, thankful for the memories."
2. "May your Thanksgiving be as warm and cozy as a hug from loved ones."
3. "Thank you for being part of my harvest of joy."
4. "Bless this food, bless this table, and bless the people who bring us together."
5. "Gather 'round, give thanks, and give love."
6. "Wishing you a Thanksgiving as bright as your smile."
7. "May your plate be full, your heart be light, and your home be filled with laughter and love."
8. "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life."
9. "Thanksgiving: a time to reflect on the blessings in our lives and to give thanks for all that we have."
10. "The more you praise and thank God for what you are now, the less you will worry about what you are not yet."
11. "May your Thanksgiving be filled with warmth, love, and good company."
12. "Thanksgiving is a time to come together, share stories, and give thanks for the blessings in our lives."
These quotes are short, sweet, and perfect for expressing gratitude on Thanksgiving Day!
Funny Thanksgiving memes are the best way to get in the mood for a holiday that's all about stuffing your face with turkey, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie. Here are some classic and hilarious Thanksgiving memes to make you LOL:
1. The "Turkey Trot" meme: This one shows someone running away from their family's Thanksgiving dinner table, carrying a giant plate of food.
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my favorite team won the game": A great meme for sports fans on Turkey Day.
3. "When you're the only vegan at the table" : This one shows a person sitting at the table with all the traditional Thanksgiving foods, looking sad and alone.
4. "Why did the turkey join the band?": Because it was an egg-cellent drummer!
Wonderful idea! Here are some Thanksgiving quotes that focus on gratitude and appreciation:
1. "As we express our gratitude, we must never forget the source from which all blessings flow." - John F. Kennedy
2. "The best way to show gratitude is by sharing what you have with others." - Unknown
3. "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. Above all, gratitude is a recognition that life is precious and fleeting." - Melody Beattie
4. "I would maintain that the only way of doing good to the community is not being easy in your own life as long as you are in it." - John Andrew Holmes
5. "In the end, it's not what we have, but who we have, and how grateful we are for them." - Unknown
6. "The unthankful heart... discovers no fault like lack of gratitude." - Marcus Aurelius
7. "Gratitude is the sign of noble souls." - Aesop
8. "Thank you to everyone who has supported me along the way. I am grateful for each and every one of you." - Unknown
9. "The more thankful we are, the more there will be to be thankful for." - Unknown
10. "Gratitude is a powerful catalyst for happiness." - Unknown
11. "Thanksgiving Day, among those expressed it, has ever been distinguished as a day of prayer." - Sarah Josepha Hale
12. "Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining about what you don't have." - Unknown
13. "Gratitude is the spark that ignites our capacity to love and appreciate life's blessings." - Unknown
14. "I think we can all agree that gratitude is a muscle that needs to be exercised regularly." - Unknown
15. "The act of gratitude is one of the simplest, most powerful ways to improve your well-being." - Dr. Robert Emmons
These quotes remind us to appreciate and give thanks for the blessings in our lives, no matter how big or small they may seem.