You want some humorous quotes from Funny Valentine, the infamous and flamboyant assassin from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series!
Here are a few:
1. "I'M FUNNY VALENTINE, AND I'M THE BEST! YOU'RE JUST A PATHETIC LITTLE ASSASSIN LIKE ALL THE REST!"
2. "YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON ME? HA! I'VE KILLED PEOPLE WITH MY EYES CLOSED! (Well, almost...)"
3. "MY REPUTATION PRECEDES ME. IT'S NOT THAT I'M FUNNY VALENTINE, BUT THAT FUNNY VALENTINE IS THE ONE WHO KILLS YOU."
4. "I DON'T NEED A STAND TO FIGHT. I CAN TAKE ON ANYONE WITH JUST MY WITS AND MY... WELL, MY OTHER WIT."
5. "YOU WANT TO KNOW MY SECRET? IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IT'S THAT I'M JUST REALLY GOOD AT BEING FUNNY... VALENTINE-Y."
These quotes capture Funny Valentine's over-the-top personality and his tendency to be a bit eccentric and self-absorbed.
Here are some short and funny Valentine's Day quote ideas:
1. "You're a-maze-ing!"
2. "Love you like pizza, because it's hot and you can't get enough"
3. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly...the s'more to my campfire"
4. "I don't know what I did wrong in life, but I got you right!"
5. "We may not have a perfect love story, but we have a hell of a good time trying"
6. "You're so money and so fine, like a fresh pair of kicks"
7. "Love is weird, but with you, it's my favorite kind of weird"
8. "Our love is like a pizza delivery guy - reliable, consistent, and always shows up on time "
9. "I'm stuck on you like glue, or rather, like a cat on your lap"
10. "We're not perfect, but we're perfectly imperfect together"
11. "You make my heart skip a beat...and then you take it to the bank"
12. "Love is a many-splendored thing, and I'm stuck in the splendor with you "
13. "Our love story is like a choose-your-own-adventure book - we're making it up as we go along!"
14. "I love you more than I love being right (and that's a lot!)"
15. "We may not be the most conventional couple, but we're the best unconventional couple out there"
Remember, Valentine's Day is all about having fun and showing your loved ones how much you care. These quotes are meant to be light-hearted and playful, so don't be afraid to get creative and add your own personal touch!
Here are some funny Valentine's Day message ideas for your friends:
1. "You're a-maze-ing! Happy Valentine's Day, friend!"
2. "I'm stuck on you like glue. Happy Valentine's Day, BFF!"
3. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly. Happy Valentine's Day, friend!"
4. "We may not be a couple, but you're still the best thing since sliced bread. Happy Valentine's Day!"
5. "I'm so grateful to have you in my life. You're the cream cheese to my bagel. Happy Valentine's Day, friend!"
6. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day. Thanks for being an amazing friend. Happy Valentine's Day!"
7. "I don't need a romantic partner when I have you as a friend. You're enough! Happy Valentine's Day!"
8. "We may not be blood-related, but we're definitely soul-sisters. Happy Valentine's Day, bestie!"
9. "You're the one I want to share my snacks with. Thanks for being an awesome friend. Happy Valentine's Day!"
10. "I'm so lucky to have you in my life. You're the cherry on top of my friendship sundae. Happy Valentine's Day!"
Feel free to modify or combine these ideas to fit your friendship and sense of humor!
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Funny Valentine is a great album by Miles Davis, and it has some amazing quotes that can be relatable to singles. Here are some of my favorites:
1. "You're somebody I don't know very well / But you're somebody I'd love to get acquainted with"
This quote highlights the longing for connection and intimacy that many singles feel when they meet someone new.
2. "All I have is a voice / To sing this song of love"
This line speaks to the vulnerability and openness that comes with sharing one's feelings, even if it means taking a risk.
3. "And my baby, she took me away / To show her all the beautiful things in life"
This quote captures the sense of excitement and adventure that can come with meeting someone new, as well as the desire to explore and experience life together.
4. "I know you're not the one I'm looking for / But you're the one I've got right now"
This line acknowledges the impermanence of relationships and the uncertainty that comes with them, while still acknowledging the importance of making the most of what we have in the present moment.
5. "The only thing I can do is give you my love / And hope that it's enough to bring us together"
This quote speaks to the power of vulnerability and openness in building connections with others. It also highlights the desire for connection and intimacy, even if it means taking a risk.
6. "I'm a man who's hard to find / But I'll be easy to leave behind"
This line acknowledges the complexity and sometimes messy nature of relationships, while still expressing a willingness to take the leap and explore new connections.
These quotes from Funny Valentine capture the ups and downs of being single, the desire for connection and intimacy, and the vulnerability that comes with opening oneself up to others.
Here are some funny and playful Valentine's Day message ideas for a long-distance boyfriend:
1. "Happy Valentine's Day to the guy who's been stuck with me across miles and time zones. Love you, babe!"
2. "You're the only one I want to spend my Netflix and chill nights with (even though we're far apart). Happy V-Day!"
3. "Distance makes the heart grow fonder... or in our case, it just makes us appreciate each other's snoring more"
4. "I may not be able to physically be there to give you a Valentine's Day kiss, but I can definitely send you a virtual one (and maybe a few memes)"
5. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the Merlot to my pizza night, and the Wi-Fi to my Netflix binge-fest. Happy V-Day!"
6. "We may be apart, but my heart is still racing with excitement every time I think about our next video chat"
7. "Who needs a physical hug when you can have a virtual one (and a bunch of silly emojis)? Happy Valentine's Day, babe!"
8. "I hope your V-Day is as lit as the spark in my heart that says 'I'm thinking of you' (even when I shouldn't be)"
9. "Long-distance relationships are like playing hide-and-seek... except one of us has to hide from our own feelings 😜"
10. "You're the only person I want to share my snack stash with, even if we're 3,000 miles apart. Happy Valentine's Day!"
11. "I may not be able to give you a physical gift, but I can definitely send you a virtual one (like this funny meme) 🎁"
12. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day, even when it's cloudy and rainy outside (or in this case, across a distance)"
13. "Long-distance relationships are like puzzles... except we have to figure out how to make each other laugh while stuck apart"
14. "I hope your V-Day is as sweet as the memories we're making together, even from afar"
15. "You're the only one I want to share my virtual reality with (even if it's just a video game). Happy Valentine's Day, babe!"
Remember, the most important thing is to be sincere and genuine in your message. Add your own personal touch, inside joke, or special memory that makes it unique to your relationship! 💕
Here are some funny and playful Valentine's Day message ideas for your husband:
1. "You're a-maze-ing! Happy Valentine's Day, hubby!"
2. "I doughnut know what I'd do without you. Happy Valentine's Day!"
3. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... okay, you get it. Happy Valentine's Day, love!"
4. "We may not have a lot of money, but we've got each other and that's all that matters. Plus, I still owe you 10 years' worth of romantic dinners"
5. "You're the reason why my heart is beating fast... like when I'm running late for work "
6. "Happy Valentine's Day to the guy who makes me laugh, even on my worst days (which are usually Monday mornings)"
7. "I'm stuck on you like glue... or a sticky note on the fridge"
8. "You're the cream in my coffee, the sun to my sky, and the reason why I don't have to pretend to be excited about laundry day"
9. "We may not have had the most exciting year (or decade), but we've got each other and that's all that matters. Plus, who needs adventure when you can have Netflix?"
10. "You're the king of my castle, the captain of my heart, and the guy who still owes me a massage"
11. "I love how we can be goofy together... or just watch TV in silence without feeling awkward"
12. "You're the only one I want to share my snacks with Happy Valentine's Day!"
13. "We may not have all the answers, but we've got each other and that's enough for me (and probably a few more years of marriage therapy)"
14. "I'm grateful for our weird little family... and the fact that we still have a TV show to watch together"
15. "You're my partner in crime, my accomplice in shenanigans, and my go-to person when I need help with something (like folding laundry)"
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and express your genuine feelings to your husband. Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day is just around the corner!
Funny Valentine quotes are a great way to add some humor and playfulness to your messages for him. Here are some ideas:
1. "You're a-maze-ing!"
2. "I'm stuck on you like glue"
3. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly..."
4. "We're a matcha made in heaven"
5. "Love is brewin' and I think it's about time we get this party started"
6. "You're the cream to my coffee, the sugar to my cookies..."
7. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty close to it"
8. "I'm not saying you're the best, but... actually, yes, I am"
9. "Love is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"
10. "You make my heart skip a beat... and then you make me laugh so hard it skips again"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, depending on your relationship with him.
What a great idea! Here are some funny and playful Valentine's Day message ideas for kids:
**For friends:**
1. "You're a-maze-ing!"
2. "We're paws-itive we have a blast together!"
3. "You're the koala-ty friend I need in my life!"
4. "Let's be superheroes together and save the day...from boring days!"
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly!"
**For siblings:**
1. "I'm stuck on you like glue (in a good way)!"
2. "We're an egg-cellent team! Thanks for being my sibling superpower!"
3. "You're the best big/little sibling ever (or at least that's what I think)!"
4. "We may not always agree, but we're stuck together like glue...and that's okay!"
5. "Thanks for being my partner in crime (and in fun)!"
**For classmates:**
1. "You're the apple of my eye (and also super smart and awesome)!"
2. "We make a great team! Thanks for being my friend!"
3. "I'm so glad we get to learn together and have fun too!"
4. "You're the sunshine that makes my day brighter!"
5. "Let's be kind to each other and spread love and happiness in our class!"
Remember, Valentine's Day is all about spreading joy and kindness, so make sure your messages are playful and lighthearted!