Here are some funny wedding congratulations quotes:
1. "Congratulations on your marriage! May you have a lifetime of love, laughter, and adventure together...and occasional Netflix nights when one of you is feeling lazy"
2. "You two are meant to be. And by 'meant to be,' I mean you're both crazy and somehow make it work"
3. "Love is in the air, and so are your screams of 'I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FINALLY MARRIED!' "
4. "Marriage: where you learn that 'til death do us part' doesn't just apply to the husband's snoring"
5. "Congratulations on taking the plunge (literally, if you're going skydiving for your honeymoon)!"
6. "May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as endless as your Netflix queue "
7. "You two are officially a team...a team of love, laughter, and probably also a team of arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste"
8. "Congratulations on joining the 'we're married now, what's next?' club!"
9. "May your marriage be as smooth as your partner's dance moves (if they have any) and as fun as playing 'who can eat more pizza'"
10. "Love is a many-splendored thing...and also sometimes it's just making fun of each other's dad jokes"
11. "Congratulations on taking the leap and committing to a lifetime of love, trust, and tolerating each other's music tastes "
12. "May your marriage be as strong as your partner's commitment to not leaving the cap off the toothpaste (for too long)"
13. "You two are officially the coolest cats in town...or at least that's what you'll tell each other when no one else is listening"
14. "Congratulations on saying 'I do'...and also saying 'can we just order takeout now?' "
15. "May your love be as bright as the lights of a romantic getaway and as warm as the feeling of having someone to share your snacks with"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be light-hearted and playful, so don't worry if they're not entirely serious or traditional!
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes:
1. "Cheers to a lifetime of love, laughter, and not killing each other!"
2. "May your marriage be as awesome as you two are"
3. "Wishing you a lifetime supply of love, happiness, and dirty socks (because, let's face it, that's what really matters)"
4. "Here's to many adventures, late-night pizza parties, and still loving each other after all these years"
5. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, joy, and the occasional 'who left the cap off the toothpaste?'"
6. "Wishing you a happily ever after that's not too long, because let's be real, Netflix is always an option"
7. "May your love for each other continue to grow stronger than your hatred for doing chores "
8. "Here's to many memories, inside jokes, and pretending the in-laws don't exist (just kidding... or are we?)"
9. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, happiness, and never having to eat alone again"
10. "May your marriage be as smooth as your partner's dancing skills (or not)"
11. "Here's to many adventures, exploring new places, and never getting lost together (except for that one time when you did...)"
12. "Wishing you a happily ever after that's filled with love, laughter, and the occasional 'I'm sorry I left the toilet seat up again'"
13. "May your love for each other continue to grow stronger than your love for video games"
14. "Here's to many late-night conversations, silly fights, and still loving each other in the morning"
15. "Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, love, and never having to go to bed alone (unless that's what you're into)"
Remember, these are just suggestions - feel free to add your own personal touch and humor to make them even more special!
Here are some funny marriage wishes for your friend:
1. "Wishing you a lifetime supply of love, laughter, and arguing over who left the dishes in the sink"
2. "Congratulations on taking the leap...into a life of constant compromise, dirty socks, and 'who forgot to buy milk?' fights"
3. "May your marriage be as strong as your friendship, but with more romance and less complaining about the Wi-Fi password"
4. "Wishing you a love that's stronger than your spouse's snoring, and their cooking, and their tendency to leave the cap off the toothpaste"
5. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you for who you are...even when you're being a little ridiculous sometimes (just kidding, it's always)"
6. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, adventure, and only occasional 'why did we do this?' moments"
7. "Wishing you a partner in crime who will love you even when you're being a goofball...and who won't judge you for eating the last slice of pizza"
8. "Congratulations on finding someone who is your best friend, partner in shenanigans, and personal Netflix password cracker"
9. "May your marriage be as smooth as your spouse's dance moves (even if they're not really dancing) and as sweet as their mom's homemade cookies"
10. "Wishing you a love that's as strong as your friendship, but with more inside jokes, fewer memes, and a whole lot of 'I love you' in between"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and make sure the wishes are true to your friend's personality and sense of humor!
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your friend:
1. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and never running out of wine"
2. "Congratulations on marrying the person who puts up with you (mostly) and loves you (despite everything)"
3. "May your marriage be as smooth as your partner's dancing skills"
4. "Here's to many years of arguing over who left the dishes in the sink... and still loving each other"
5. "Wishing you a wedding that's as fun as it is weird, and a love that's as strong as it is quirky"
6. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, adventure, and an endless supply of inside jokes"
7. "Congratulations on taking the leap (literally) into married life! May your love continue to grow stronger than your partner's beer tolerance"
8. "Wishing you a lifetime of 'us' time, and never having to share your Netflix password"
9. "May your marriage be as beautiful as the couple getting married (you two), and as imperfectly perfect as love should be"
10. "Here's to many years of making memories that will last a lifetime, and only occasionally arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes"
Feel free to pick the one that best suits your friend's personality and sense of humor!
Here are some funny and playful wedding congratulations for your best friend:
1. "Congrats on finally finding someone who can put up with you (most of the time)."
2. "I'm so happy to see you're getting married... mainly because it means I'll get to party without having to worry about being the DD."
3. "Bestie, you've found your partner in crime! Just kidding, sort of. Seriously though, congratulations on this amazing milestone!"
4. "I never thought I'd say this, but you're actually settling down... and I'm okay with it (mostly)."
5. "You two are a match made in heaven (or at least a match made in Netflix and chill). Congrats!"
6. "Best friend for life, now also best partner for life! Congratulations on the big day!"
7. "I'm thrilled to see you're taking the leap... into married life, that is. Just don't forget about me when you're all lovey-dovey."
8. "You've found someone who loves you for who you are (mostly). Congrats on the wedding and please keep me posted on how many fights you have in the first year of marriage"
9. "I'm so happy to see you're trading in your freedom for a lifetime supply of dirty dishes. Just kidding, sort of. Congratulations on your wedding!"
10. "You two are the perfect blend of crazy, silly, and in love. I'm honored to be a part of your journey... even if it means giving up my partner-in-crime status."
11. "Best friend, you've found someone who puts up with your shenanigans (most of the time). Congrats on the wedding!"
12. "You're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life! Congratulations on your wedding and I hope there are plenty of adventures to come"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and make sure the tone fits your friendship and their personalities.
Here are some funny and lighthearted wedding congratulations for your brother:
1. "Congrats, bro! You're finally off the market... to buy a new TV to watch football on."
2. "I heard marriage is like a game of Jenga - you start with a solid foundation, then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down. Just kidding ( sort of). Congrats, bro!"
3. "Bro, I'm glad you found someone who loves you for who you are... even if that means tolerating your dad jokes."
4. "You're getting married! That's awesome news! Now you can finally have a legitimate excuse to not attend family gatherings."
5. "Congratulations, bro! You're trading in your bachelor status for a lifetime supply of dirty socks and missed TV shows."
6. "I'm thrilled to see you taking the plunge into marriage... or should I say, the dive into marital bliss?"
7. "Bro, I heard marriage is all about compromise - which means you'll finally get to compromise on what channel to watch at night."
8. "Congratulations, bro! You're officially off the hook for buying your own beer at the game."
9. "I'm happy to see you've found someone who loves you as much as you love yourself... and that's a lot!"
10. "Bro, I'm proud of you for finally finding someone who can put up with your nonsense. Just don't expect me to give you any actual advice on how to make it work."
Remember, these are just lighthearted jokes meant to poke fun at the idea of marriage and brotherly love. Make sure to include a heartfelt congratulations message as well!
Here are some funny and lighthearted wedding wishes you could give to a colleague:
1. "Congratulations on finally finding someone crazy enough to marry you!"
2. "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye... like happiness for your marriage"
3. "You two were meant to be – like coffee and cream, or chaos and deadlines"
4. "I hope your love is as strong as our office Wi-Fi password"
5. "Marriage is like a game of Jenga – you start with a solid foundation and then take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down... just kidding! (Or are we?) Congratulations!"
6. "You're finally getting married? I thought that was only for people who have been dating for at least 10 years"
7. "May your love be as endless as our office meeting agenda, and may you never run out of coffee or patience with each other"
8. "I'm so happy to see two of my favorite people in the world tying the knot... and by 'favorite people,' I mean the ones who don't drive me too crazy"
9. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you for who you are – even when you're having a bad hair day"
10. "May your love be as strong as our office fridge magnets, and may you never lose your sense of humor (or your keys)"
11. "I'm not saying you two are perfect for each other, but you do make an adorable couple... like peanut butter and jelly, or Merlot and pizza night"
12. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, adventure, and the occasional well-timed eye-roll when needed"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and respectful, as these are meant to be playful and humorous, not mean-spirited or hurtful.
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your brother:
1. "Cheers to you both on your special day (and many more after that, because let's be real, marriage is all about arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste)"
2. "Wishing my bro a lifetime of love, laughter, and never having to hear his wife's snoring"
3. "May your union be as strong as your brotherly bond (but not as messy as our childhood bedroom floors)"
4. "Here's to my bro and his new partner in crime... err, I mean, in marriage Wishing them a lifetime of adventure, good times, and only occasional arguments over who gets the last slice of pizza"
5. "May your love for each other be as boundless as our family's collection of embarrassing photos"
6. "Wishing my bro all the happiness in the world (and also wishing his new wife has a good sense of humor, because let's face it, marriage can be weird)"
7. "Here's to my bro and his bride-to-be: May your love for each other be as strong as our family's tradition of making fun of dad's old mustache"
8. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, adventure, and only occasional requests to 'take out the trash, honey'"
9. "Wishing my bro a lifetime of happiness (and also wishing he finally gets his own place, because let's face it, our mom is tired of cleaning up after him)"
10. "Here's to my bro and his new wife: May their love for each other be as infinite as our family's collection of inside jokes"
Remember to keep your wishes light-hearted and playful, and make sure they're respectful of the happy couple. After all, it's your brother's special day, so don't embarrass him too much!