Here are some short and funny wedding messages:
**For the happy couple:**
1. "Love is in the air...and also on your faces"
2. "You two are a matcha made in heaven"
3. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, but after 20 years you're just trying to find the club"
**For the groom:**
1. "Congratulations on marrying up (or at least someone who loves you for who you are)"
2. "You're off to a great start...now go forth and make some more memories with your best friend"
**For the bride:**
1. "Congratulations on capturing the heart of your favorite human"
2. "You're officially married, which means you can now blame your spouse for all your problems"
**For the newlyweds' friends and family:**
1. "Cheers to love, laughter, and many more adventures together"
2. "May their love be as strong as their arguments are loud"
**Puns and plays on wedding traditions:**
1. "Till death do us part...or at least until you get tired of each other's snoring"
2. "I now pronounce you husband and wife...and also the co-owners of a lifetime supply of Netflix"
Remember, these messages are meant to be lighthearted and playful, so feel free to modify them to fit your personal style and relationship with the happy couple!
Here are some funny wedding message ideas for friends:
1. "Congratulations on finally committing to each other (and not just the open bar)"
2. "You two are meant to be - like peanut butter and jelly, or Merlot and pizza"
3. "I'm so happy for you both! Now let's get this party started"
4. "Marriage is a journey, not a destination... but if it were a destination, I'd still take the scenic route with you two"
5. "You've found your partner in crime (and love). Cheers to many more adventures together!"
6. "Love is patient, love is kind, and love is willing to put up with [partner's name]'s snoring"
7. "Congratulations on taking the plunge! Now let's dive into the open bar and celebrate"
8. "You two are the perfect blend of crazy and awesome. Happy wedding day!"
9. "Marriage is a beautiful thing... said no one ever until they got married . But seriously, you two were made for each other "
10. "To my favorite couple: may your love be as strong as [partner's name]'s beer pong skills"
11. "You've found your person, and I'm not just talking about the one who will do your taxes"
12. "Cheers to a lifetime of love, laughter, and not killing each other (most days)"
13. "This is going to be the best marriage ever... or at least that's what you both are telling yourselves"
14. "You two are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Partners). Congratulations on your special day!"
15. "May your love be as limitless as [partner's name]'s enthusiasm for fantasy football"
Remember, the most important thing is to make it personal and sincere. Your friends will appreciate the thought and humor you bring to their special day.
Here are some funny wedding messages for the happy couple:
1. "Congratulations on finally finding someone who can tolerate you both. Just kidding, you're perfect for each other!"
2. "May your love be as strong as your arguments and as fierce as your debates about who ate the last pizza."
3. "You two are a match made in heaven... or at least in the bar down the street where you met"
4. "Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and only occasional embarrassment when you re-watch your wedding video 20 years later"
5. "May your love be as boundless as your Netflix queue and as endless as your arguments over who left the dishes in the sink"
6. "You two are the reason why 'happily ever after' isn't just a myth... it's actually achievable (mostly) most of the time"
7. "Congratulations on taking the plunge! May your marriage be filled with more love than arguments, and fewer hurtful jokes about who wore what to the wedding"
8. "You two are the ultimate power couple: you can conquer anything as long as there's pizza involved"
9. "Wishing you a lifetime of adventure, laughter, and only occasional moments where you look at each other and wonder how you're still together after all these years"
10. "May your love be as strong as your ability to ignore each other's snoring and as unbreakable as your commitment to binge-watching the same TV show for 12 hours straight"
11. "You two are the definition of 'opposites attract'... or maybe it's just that you both have an extremely good sense of humor about yourselves"
12. "Congratulations on making it through all the ups and downs, and still managing to love each other (mostly) most of the time"
13. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, tears, and only occasional moments where you wonder how you ended up with someone who loves the same TV show as much as you do"
14. "You two are the ultimate team: you can conquer anything from cooking a meal to playing a game of 'who left the cap off the toothpaste'"
15. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and only occasional moments where you look at each other and say, 'I'm so glad I didn't marry that person... I mean, I'm so glad I married this person'"
Remember, these are just for fun – make sure to keep the tone light-hearted and respectful.
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your friend:
1. "Cheers to a lifetime of love, laughter, and not killing each other... yet."
2. "May your marriage be as awesome as you two are."
3. "Love is the answer, but sometimes it's also important to remember that pizza is the answer."
4. "Here's to many more adventures together... and fewer arguments about who left the dishes in the sink."
5. "May your love for each other continue to grow, even if your partner leaves the cap off the toothpaste."
6. "Congratulations on taking the plunge! May your marriage be as smooth-sailing as a drunken sailor."
7. "Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, and only a few years of 'I told you so' moments."
8. "May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal... but not as unreliable."
9. "Here's to many more sleepless nights because someone's snoring too loudly!"
10. "Congratulations on finding your partner in crime! May your marriage be as fun and exciting as a game of 'Couple's Spades'."
11. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and not having to explain why you have so many cats."
12. "May your marriage be as solid as your Netflix password... but more exciting than a marathon session of 'The Office'."
13. "Here's to many more adventures together! And by 'adventures', I mean 'figuring out how to use the coffee maker' and 'not getting lost on the way home from the in-laws'."
14. "Congratulations on taking the leap! May your marriage be as adventurous as a road trip... but without the annoying GPS lady."
15. "Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, love, and not having to use a map to find each other's favorite restaurants."
Remember, these are just meant to be light-hearted and playful, so don't worry if they're not exactly what your friend would want to hear!
Here are some funny wedding wishes for a colleague:
1. "Congratulations on finally finding someone crazy enough to marry you!"
2. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and not having to listen to my snores at the office."
3. "May your love be as strong as your coffee addiction"
4. "Cheers to a partnership that's stronger than any project deadline"
5. "You two are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Partners). Congrats!"
6. "Wishing you all the best in this new chapter of life... and hoping you don't forget about us at the office."
7. "May your marriage be as smooth as a well-oiled machine, just like our office copier"
8. "Congratulations on finding your perfect match! (Aside from your favorite coffee mug)"
9. "Wishing you a love that's stronger than any meeting we'll ever have to attend"
10. "You two are the dynamic duo of [company name]. May your love continue to grow like our team's sales numbers "
11. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, adventure, and only occasional disagreements about who ate the last donut in the break room"
12. "Congratulations on making it official! (And by 'it', I mean tolerating each other for years)"
13. "Wishing you a love that's as strong as our Wi-Fi signal... but not as unreliable "
14. "You two are the perfect blend of work and play. Cheers to your new life together!"
15. "May your marriage be as peaceful as a quiet Friday afternoon at the office"
Remember, these are just lighthearted suggestions. Be sure to consider your colleague's sense of humor (and their partner's!) when choosing a funny wedding wish to express.
Here are some funny and playful wedding message ideas for your wife:
1. "I'm so grateful to have you as my partner in crime. And also, my partner in life. Just kidding, I think 'partner in crime' is more accurate."
2. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the Merlot to my pizza night, and the Netflix password to my binge-watching habits. I'm stuck with you forever, and I wouldn't have it any other way"
3. "Marriage is like a game of Jenga. We'll take turns removing pieces, hoping not to be the ones who make it all come crashing down. But honestly, I'd rather play Jenga with you than anyone else"
4. "You're the sunshine that makes my day brighter, the coffee that fuels my morning, and the Wi-Fi password that lets me get some work done. I love you more than words can say (but let's be real, I'm trying to write a wedding speech right now)"
5. "Our love story is like a bad 90s boy band song: cheesy, over-the-top, and completely unapologetic. And honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way"
6. "I promise to always laugh at your dad jokes, even when they're really not that funny. (Just kidding, some of them are actually hilarious)"
7. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the tacos to my Tuesday nights, and the last episode of 'The Office' to my binge-watching session. I'm stuck with you forever, and it's a beautiful thing"
8. "I love how we can be complete opposites, yet somehow still make sense together. Like how I'm a morning person, and you're a night owl. Or how I like order and routine, and you like chaos and spontaneity"
9. "Marriage is like having a permanent sleepover with your best friend. Except instead of staying up all night talking about our feelings, we'll be arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste"
10. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning (or not), you're the reason I put my pants on the right way around (most of the time), and you're the reason I can finally answer that question 'What's your love story?' with a straight face"
Remember, these are just suggestions! The most important thing is to speak from your heart and express your true feelings to your wife.
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your sister:
1. "Congratulations on finally finding someone who can put up with you... I mean, love you!"
2. "Sister, you're off the market! Good luck, and don't forget to save me a dance."
3. "I'm not crying, it's just allergies... from all the happiness in this room."
4. "To my favorite sister (and her new favorite person), congratulations on your wedding day!"
5. "May your love be as strong as your sisterly arguments and as endless as our family feuds"
6. "Sis, you're a catch! Now go catch yourself some happiness... and a good husband"
7. "I'm so happy for you both, except for the part where I have to call her 'sister-in-law' now"
8. "May your love story be as epic as our family history books (minus the parts about me being the most dramatic person in the room)"
9. "Congratulations, sis! You've finally found someone who loves you more than I do... just kidding, that's impossible!"
10. "Here's to a lifetime of love, laughter, and never having to share your sister with anyone else"
11. "I'm not saying my sister is a catch, but [new spouse] clearly has excellent taste"
12. "Sister, you've got your soulmate... and I've got a new person to annoy at family gatherings"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as your sister will likely appreciate the humor and thoughtfulness behind your well-wishes!
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your brother:
1. "Bro, you're finally off the market... or at least that's what we hope!"
2. "Congratulations on finding someone crazy enough to marry you!"
3. "You two are meant to be... or at least I think so, after all, you're brothers from another mother"
4. "Brotherly love has nothing on this love - congrats!"
5. "I never thought I'd say this about my bro, but you've found someone who loves you more than mom does"
6. "To a marriage that's the stuff dreams are made of... or at least a dream come true for your wife"
7. "Brotherly advice: marry someone who can handle your shenanigans"
8. "You two are the dynamic duo, except now with more romance and less superhero-ing"
9. "I hope you're prepared for a lifetime of love, laughter, and making fun of each other's jokes"
10. "May your marriage be as strong as my brotherly bond (which is very strong)"
11. "Brother, I'm honored to stand by your side on this journey... mostly because it means we'll have more adventures together"
12. "You've found someone who loves you for who you are - except when you leave the cap off the toothpaste"
Remember, these are just some light-hearted and playful suggestions. You know your brother best, so feel free to add your own personal touch and humor!